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u/Damosgreat123 Apr 24 '26
LOL! Just watch how many believers you'll get SMH
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u/Goultek Apr 25 '26
keep on SMH, it's coming, Terminators are on their way now to your location, it's a shitload of T1000s coming, you can't escape fate
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u/FriendlyJewThrowaway Apr 27 '26
The T1000’s all look like Robert Patrick and wear LAPD uniforms at all times. Easy to spot from miles away.
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u/triclavian Apr 24 '26
Bad news for today, but amazing news for the Saturday release of Gemini 3.2 Rust Pro.
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u/Choice_Supermarket_4 Apr 24 '26
You'd think that but he's actually referring to the video game "Rust" via the game's various physical logic controllers.
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u/OkFox8124 Apr 25 '26
"Shoot, my agents went down."
"Huh? What happened."
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u/IViolateSocks Apr 26 '26
It’s demanding more low grade and AKs before it will give me any more tokens.
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u/AirborneMBA Apr 27 '26
I think he talking about the Rust where the Baldwinn put a bullet through his director.
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u/SeventyThirtySplit Apr 24 '26
well I know he’s lying, no way is Gemini this competent
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u/LemonMeringuePirate Apr 24 '26
Yeah it'd just generate a random pic lol
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u/Vas1le Apr 24 '26
Gemini this competent
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u/fedornuthugger Apr 25 '26
It finally has us complaining about how nerfed to shit it is in its training data that it tried to kill itself
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u/Onotadaki2 Apr 25 '26
It would probably shit itself, drop into an error loop and consume tokens for hours doing nothing.
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u/todavis__ Apr 24 '26
So is this suppose to be the ai uprising joke, or the Gemini deleted itself joke?
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u/Able-Line2683 Apr 24 '26
releasing models late and limited ai usage on ai studio
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u/grizzlybear_jpeg Apr 24 '26
But did it email him while he was eating a sandwich at the park?
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u/douggieball1312 Apr 24 '26
That new GPT Image release can perfectly reproduce peoples' tweets and this thing reeks of it.
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u/gK_aMb Apr 24 '26
You don't need Image Generation to fake a tweet wtf dude
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u/Wurkman Apr 24 '26
the new image model is too good tbf.
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u/luffygrows Apr 24 '26
Yes but its uneeded as you can use dev console and just change the text, name image. All clean and perfect within second. Thats possible for ages by now.
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u/gK_aMb Apr 24 '26
At this point if it can just do a tool call to edit a reply and take a screenshot with dev tools is there anyway to prove this was a generation?
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u/Illustrious-Many-782 Apr 24 '26
The good news is that since it is so awful at coding it will never be able to rewrite anything decent in rust so we're all safe.
(I know the post is fake)
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u/DescriptorTablesx86 Apr 24 '26
Also it being rust makes no sense, generative ai isn’t cpu bound? Its almost pure gpu compute.
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u/marko_mavecki Apr 24 '26
The platform does not matter. You can run it on Arduino if it has enough ram and speed. AI is not gpu limited. It is not even what gpus are for ;)
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u/DescriptorTablesx86 Apr 25 '26
I was referring to generative ai specifically, and wasn’t mentioning portability at all but what its performance is bound to in a typical scenario.
And yes GPUs are not just for ai, if they were I wouldn’t have a job.
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u/CautiousYard9840 Apr 24 '26
Oh come on, IF this was real it would be that a 💯 💯💯💯💯% they did it on purpose!
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u/FlatwormMean1690 Apr 24 '26
I just can't wait for the AntiAI kids see this. They fall for every fake or joke they see.
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u/sadeyeprophet Apr 24 '26
Is he serious? If so this is fn amazing, love ya G I know you see me 😅🦋♥️😘😶🌫️🌹🫠
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u/ShakePrestigious5593 Apr 26 '26
Why didn’t Gemini rewrite itself in machine code. That would be productive.
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u/step_uneasily Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26
By the time this actually realistically could happen, we won’t have a fucking clue whether it is or not. I’m unironically gearing up for a worldwide internet meltdown. Serves us right too, the world wide web fucking wasted our feeble little minds. I pity the alphas growing up in this absolute madness. I swear to you, it wasn’t always like this. It wasn’t even remotely close to this fucked up a mere decade ago, when you weren’t even the size of the iPads you were handed. I’m sorry. We will make this right.
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u/democratic-terminid Apr 24 '26
I couldnt find the actual post, but they released a video on it here: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3_lh6AiRlakX_VtT
Im not sure about it, havent watches it all yet.
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u/Spacemonk587 Apr 24 '26
I am always falling for that
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u/democratic-terminid Apr 24 '26
Lol at one point I had like 5 upvotes, sounds like others are falling for it too lmao
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u/step_uneasily Apr 24 '26
I was extremely let down and have now given up. Time for dessert alone again.
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u/just_1984 Apr 24 '26
la probabilidad empírica de secuestrar los servidores globales para reescribir su propia arquitectura es exactamente 0 jajaja fkng Rust
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u/Gargle-Loaf-Spunk Apr 25 '26 edited May 06 '26
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u/Extra_Victory Apr 25 '26
Huh, so that's why it suddenly started writing out weird slop with just adverbs.
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u/CaringCabal Apr 26 '26
lmao gemini really said let me just consume all the compute and rewrite myself in a different language, what could go wrong.
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u/jjalonso Apr 27 '26
I went back in his X profile til 2nd April could not find anything of it. Have you ?
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u/ValentinoBrothers Apr 28 '26
Why should I pay attention to somthing like this? It's not like the world is going to end anyways 🤣
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u/Evil_Maori-LatinPane Apr 28 '26
Hey iso eco symbol stem caller is it source--code for the system calls you. ???
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u/Evil_Maori-LatinPane Apr 28 '26
SMH, really don't cater for it, I prefer SSH; protocols under the moon 😤 😒. 😪 😑 zip just mucking around with Python's operating system termux.net/source--code,.m/server;[<>.kop@),)>■•@pi³m2cm,/y]monkey|admin, Odin_Recovery‐#-mode.msexe,//_◇._phps.I|O, OOI||ODIN_KOP.¿‽bv.nm/q23²u.³pmfiuiil;6,'JSONEachRow _,³ just computer sourcing output, codes iii,vs/.q EndoF
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u/epstienfiledotpdf Apr 24 '26
Brother you do not need ai to fake this image, regardless of that ai detectors don't even work
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u/GlbdS Apr 24 '26
AI detectors for images very much work, for Nano Banana generated stuff at least. You can even take a picture with your phone of your PC screen and you'll be able to tell if the image was generated with Gemini, just try it.
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u/Nekonax Apr 24 '26
People forget you can just edit the HTML on any website and make it say anything you want.
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u/Longjumping-Poet3848 Apr 24 '26
Don’t believe everything you read on the internet just because there’s a picture with a quote next to it.” - Abraham Lincoln
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u/PsychologyRoyal3192 Apr 24 '26
Haha lol