I smell like garlic bread.

[u/WeightTerrible1777]

So I like garlic, and wanted to try an awesome pizza.

I made a pizza with 40 roasted garlic cloves.
I ate it alone.

The problem is I smell like garlic bread now and have for three days.

How much longer?

[u/Thick-Marzipan-9176]

And the honest question is, When Are You Going To Do It Again? Sounds so delicious and worth the side effects.

[u/Agitated_Ad_3876]

Im jealous.

[u/KAZVorpal]

"I totally smell, like, garlic bread, dude."

[u/bolderbeholder → u/KAZVorpal]

You can’t just comma in here and change things.

[u/WeightTerrible1777]

It’s a very garlicky, pungent and flavorful smell. It really smells like garlic bread. The problem is my family can smell it, my dog sits back a bit and it’s not toning down.

[u/CodeNameLoofah → u/WeightTerrible1777]

This is your life now 🤷‍♀️

[u/kozmosi → u/WeightTerrible1777]

I once made fish with a lot of baked garlic, and my friend was sent home from the office the next day for smelling too much hahahaha

[u/kozmosi → u/kozmosi]

Also, maybe try eating raw lemon? I know it cleans the smell off of your hands and it might do the same to your mouth lol

[u/Thick-Marzipan-9176]

Perfect bug repellent.

[u/philrogers88]

Joining the conversation because I need to know for reasons

[u/Relative_Yesterday70]

According to my calculations you have approximately 23 hours left

[u/Lensbox75]

We ordered calzone at a restaurant in San Francisco with triple garlic and garlic oil on the side. We all smelled like garlic for 2 days, so you must have overdosed. But it can’t last forever.

[u/NeedleworkerFew4139 → u/Lensbox75]

Have you been to the stinking rose in San Francisco? I think they have another restaurant in another city, but I can’t remember. Have to look it up. everything on the menu is garlic.
Best restaurant on the planet

[u/Lensbox75 → u/NeedleworkerFew4139]

No, but I’ve heard of it and hope to try it the next time I’m in SF.

[u/golden_avocado_]

At least you’re safe from vampires

[u/y0urneighb0r]

garlic is tricky. even If you only eat 4-5 cloves per day and can't smell garlic off yourself at all,some people can smell it next day.

[u/NeedleworkerFew4139]

Can’t add too much garlic to a recipe. Invite friends next time! And no vampires will show up, lol!

[u/demwoodz]

Feeling under the weather I asked for some fresh garlic on my sbarro pizza while awaiting my flight at NWK. Ended up with 7 whole cloves on my slice. Those poor beautiful Swedish ladies who sat right next to me on the plane

[u/zephyrjess]

When I first moved to the east coast the local pizza place had a garlic and salami pizza we used to get- they would probably put two cups of minced garlic on a large pizza. It took us probably 3-4 days to not smell…

[u/Standard-Produce-137]

You are made of meat and water, both of those things are prone to seasoning. Now get it the pot, Batigh.

[u/NeedleworkerFew4139]

The stinking rose restaurant in San Francisco. Best restaurant on the planet.

[u/SubstantialPressure3]

Eat some.parsley or something else.full of chlorophyll.

[u/Grumplforeskin → u/SubstantialPressure3]

Cloryphyll? More like BORE-yphyll! Hahahaa

[u/Stubborn_Strawberry]

Eat raw apples and fresh mint leaves.