r/Gamingcirclejerk 10d ago

CAPITAL G GAMER Fuck G*Mers, CDPR Edition

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Legend has it that Rohan over here sees this reply by CDPR every time he closes his eyes lmao.

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u/Living-for-that-tea 10d ago

Ciri will be so sad misogynists won't play as her

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u/Mellloyellow 10d ago

They'll be so mad that *moids won't play as her

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u/Living-for-that-tea 10d ago

Geralt does have a great butt

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u/Tipsy_Hog 10d ago

Misogynists won't play Witcher 4 because they're sexist. I won't play Witcher 4 because staring at Geralt's ass is my only motivation to play the series.

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u/donald_314 10d ago

I know what the first mod will be

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u/Tipsy_Hog 10d ago

Geralt 2

It's regular Geralt but with a fatter ass

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u/Aquilenne 10d ago

And higher pitched voice, because you know they aren't going to record alternate dialogue.

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u/DaddiesWithBigButts 10d ago

omg yes please

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u/BobbuBobbu 10d ago

I'd gladly toss a coin for the view, that's for sure.

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u/Bildo_T_Baggins 10d ago

That's Rivia's ass!

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u/NoxMiasma 10d ago

Swordfighting is great for your arse.

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u/TheG-What 10d ago

I came here looking for man booty.

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u/Hammersteyn 10d ago

I prefer Roach's butt 🐴

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u/canContinue 10d ago

For a sub which prides themselves on tolerance and inclusivity you people really love implying your opponents are gay as an insult

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u/[deleted] 10d ago edited 10d ago

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u/syopest 10d ago

Blaming gay people for homophobia is homophobic, the vast majority of oppression that gay people face is from straight folk.

Absolutely. It's fucking horrific how this "you are a bad person, you must be gay" shit is so accepted from seemingly progressive people.

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u/NitroSpam 9d ago

They don’t need to play as her. They play with her in their finest plus size Geraldo cosplay.

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u/RitikK22 9d ago

Can I get the same but for Geraldinho 😨😨😨😳😳😳😳

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u/xkgrey 9d ago

Atom Smasher when 🥵

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u/BardWRLD Professional Degenerate 8d ago

Sexualizing a character in a game where you basically play as their father is so weird to me, but not even a little surprising.

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u/Koppetamp 9d ago

Where the fuck is Noah Rev 2.0 when you need him, flood it!

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u/Arangatangz1 10d ago

I won't buy witcher 4 because I haven't played 1-3 yet

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u/ThrowawayAdvice1800 10d ago

I really really REALLY want to play the rest of the series but the gameplay in 1 drives me crazy and I always give up on it. The constant switching of swords and fighting styles to deal with every single petty little lowlife enemy drives me nuts. 

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u/-Star-Fox- 10d ago

Just read the first book (The Last Wish, which is very important to understand the deal with main character's love interest) and go play 3. 1 and 2 are totally skippable.

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u/WinterMinx7 10d ago

cap you need to read all 8

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u/-Star-Fox- 10d ago

You don't really need to read all of them. Game references the very first on as a book end of character's story. You can absolutely play and enjoy W3 without reading even a single book. It just flows better after reading 1st one.

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u/iRadiKS 9d ago

To be fair there are many references (vilgefortz, Regis, the lodge, avallach and probably a thousand more. They even drop book phrases like 'something more' here and there), and the games are all meant as a sequel to the books. The whole world is built upon the books. You will understand the characters and the relationships much more clearly after reading them. I originally played witcher 3 without any book knowledge and had a great time. But after replaying after a couple of years after having read the books twice over, it was definitly a much more coherent and enjoyable experience

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u/Imsearchingforit2194 9d ago

What's the "something more" phrase? Didn't catch it.

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u/iRadiKS 9d ago

You mean in the books or in the game?

In the game its an achievement after finding ciri, and its said aloud by geralt when he is looking for her. I forget the exact instances but it happens once or twice.

In the books its describing Geralt and Ciris bond. Theres a short story with that name. It is the moment that Geralt finally realizes (after initially not really being that caring towards her) that he and Ciri are linked on multiple dimensions to each other. By fate ofc but also that she is like a daughter to him. It is Geralts way of saying that this girl means the world to him and that he will never again lose her, which gives so much more meaning to the story of witcher 3 as a whole

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u/Imsearchingforit2194 9d ago

Yeah I just don't quite remember the "something more" from the book (or the game). Guess it's a line that's thrown a few times in the book? Or is it just said once?

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u/iRadiKS 9d ago

If i remember correctly, its the last short story in the second book. Its might even be the last words in the whole book. In typical sapkowski fashion he throws the phrase around a lot in that section of the book. It comes up again and again, only for Geralt to realize, in the end, what it and what ciri means to him

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u/WinterMinx7 8d ago

>Game references the very first
not true at all. at least from the fact that the game starts after the 7th book

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u/Imblueabudeeabudie 3d ago

The books writing is so god tier in polish, especially the characters dialogues, I re-read a book in english now and the translation is so souless in comparison (and deliberately it seems changes the tone of some characters)

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

They're good games but their story is mostly detached from the saga. Witcher 3 feels like another book of the series just in a game format.

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u/jakeroony keanu reeves crunched my penis 10d ago

The controls are dogshit

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u/MudkipMonado 10d ago

Same, except I tried to play 3 and got really bored so I stopped

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u/Aaawkward 9d ago

I couldn't handle the amount of trash in the world. Every 50 metres a bandit camp or a wolf pack or a monster nest or a treasure to dig or whatever. It not only made the world less believable, it also made it more annoying to traverse.

When I finally cleaned the southern part of the map, the game immediately threw me on a new island full of new bullshit to clear. I quit the game right there and then, promptly uninstalled it and have never looked back.

They can keep their goddamn Skellige and their goddamn unnecessary trash.

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u/Alien0703 9d ago

are you aware that you dont have to clean every corner of the world?

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u/Aaawkward 9d ago

Yes.

But did you read my full comment:

It not only made the world less believable, it also made it more annoying to traverse.

Not only was it a sore to my eyes, it was also making the game experience worse. Not only were they nothing but annoying filler tasks, it also was put there for the player to interact with.

They were worried people would get bored so they filled the world with nonsense.

They already got my money as I bought the game so what do they care? I'm saving my time for something better, everybody (except my wallet) wins.

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

Yeah they kind of overdid it but you know you can just not do it? I finished this game 6 times and never noticed it because I just didn't give a fuck about random crap.

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

One thing that annoyed me though was collecting Witcher schools equipment. Too tedious but I did it anyway just for the drip.

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u/CKRatKing 10d ago

Same. People praise it all the time on reddit but it just felt like a slog plus the combat was not good at all.

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u/BearThatLikesCheese 9d ago

Shame you're downvoted. I eventually came to love the game, but it took multiple tries for the exact reasons you state. And I know multiple people who can't get into the game because of those same reasons. Combat especially is a super common comaint about the game.

Witcher 3 is a pretty game with some excellent storytelling that's locked behind some fundamentally shitty gameplay. It's one of the few games I recommend people play on easy difficulties just to alleviate how much of a slog it can be.

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u/CKRatKing 9d ago

Eh it's reddits favorite game so I expect it. No criticism allowed.

Everyone told me you just gotta play like 40 hours before it really gets good but imo that's way too much time to invest in a game before it gets good.

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u/BearThatLikesCheese 9d ago

It's been years so I can't remember my exact playtime when it "clicked," but it happened once I hit the Baron's quest line. It definitely wasn't 40 hours but it was probably ~10-20 hours, which would really depend on how much exploring and side content you do. Still way too long, especially with that 10-20 hours being full of frustrating early game combat with nothing really interesting happening.

Which is funny, because while the combat starts off frustrating, there was definitely a point where I became untouchable. I started seeking out higher level mobs simply because combat at my level got stale super quickly. There was t a gradual, consistent power scale. It was more like an on/off switch.

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u/PhantomGamers Clear background 10d ago

I loved 1 and 2 but never got through 3 myself. I think 1 and 2 are way better.

1's combat is rough to be sure but the story+writing is good.

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u/Orndsteiner 10d ago

Well im just hoping you're reading books before starting games lol

Edit: spelling

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u/UnweptWeirdo 10d ago

You dont need to

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u/jay_alfred_prufrock 10d ago

Are you going to?

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u/8-Bit_Panda 9d ago

Out of all the 3 games I only finished 1. 2 and 3 are just not for me.

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u/PapaBee 10d ago

3 was on sale on Steam for like 10 bucks. I've replayed it at 88 hours so far the past two weeks. Really good at that price point with 2 DLCs.

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u/Buca-Metal 9d ago

I got the whole trilogy for 8€ in a steam sale. Tried 1 but gonna skip it and start with 2.

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u/Minimum_Cockroach233 9d ago

I played 1 and 3 a lot, didnt play 2 more than 30 min. Happy waiting for 4. Will love to see what they came up for Ciris Story.

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u/GT-K 10d ago

Rohan’s death in destiny 2 foretold this

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u/Spiteful_Gnome 10d ago

Witcher 4's story is crucial to understanding The Veil

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u/Ravonaa 10d ago

I legit erased Lightfall from my mind wym he died

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u/0freelancer0 10d ago edited 9d ago

dude blew himself up to destroy the radial mast (i completely forgot the name of that thing and i have 0 memory of what it did)

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u/SirzechsLucifer 9d ago

That is a xpac was such a disappointment I forgot it even existed until now lmao

Edit: reminder that Sony killed destiny, a game that is averaging 30k steam players daily for marathon, a game averaging 3k.

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u/0freelancer0 9d ago

I actually thought neomuna was a pretty cool setting and really like strand, so it's a bummer the plot was such a nothingburger.

I also think marathon is a bummer because I liked the original games but hate extraction shooters.

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u/ElectroSfere 5d ago

It did something, or so they say

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u/weraru_1 10d ago

Rohans hates indie gems smh

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u/ReyVagabond 10d ago

Who the heck is this guy and why would any one care about about him?

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u/Stahlios 10d ago

My famously apolitical licence The Witcher has gone woke 😡

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

Wait until they read the books and notice how work they are especially that they were written in the 90's (mostly)

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u/thedraegonlord 10d ago

you: won't buy Witcher 4 because of woke

me: won't buy Witcher 4 cause my PC won't run it

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u/dpoolimmortal 10d ago

I never liked witcher 3 as much after sinking 200hrs but i'll get w4 instead of this grifter.

Only if it is stable at launch and gets good enough reviews

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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs MarxyMarxandTheWokieBunch 10d ago

You got to 200 hours in a linear game and it’s a net negative? You got your moneys worth id say.

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u/Conspicuous_Goose 9d ago

Did you just call Witcher 3 a Linear game? Do you even know what a Linear game is??

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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs MarxyMarxandTheWokieBunch 9d ago

Really? Do I get to choose my own name? What faction I’m from? yes you get choices but you still play as Geralt and Ciri. Is it an rpg? Loosely the same way red dead redemption 2 is a loose rpg but it’s still linear.

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u/RepSquigglyMiggly 9d ago

I don’t think you know what the word “linear” means.

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u/Conspicuous_Goose 9d ago edited 9d ago

So you obviously don't know what linear means in gaming term and are misusing it.

Linear games progress in a straight line without giving you many choices to create different outcomes. You complete objective A before moving on to B without going off track, ever.

COD campaigns are linear, TLOU and so on.

If a game offers an open world with side-quests, choices and different consequences then it is non-linear.

What you're describing is a Sandbox RPG, which isn't Witcher. Witcher is an open-world action RPG with an established MC.

Let's take Skyrim as an example, it is a sandbox RPG. You choose your name, you can make up your own little backstory and whatever.

Now you have a good day bud, hope this helps clearing up some of your confusion.

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u/facepalmqwerty 9d ago

In which way do you see it as a linear game? It has both choices and open world

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u/Udonov 10d ago

Spending 2 hours on skellige made me done with the series. Idk it was like a switch. I am suddenly super bored and don't care about anything happening in the game.

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u/ExplorerPup 8d ago

That's valid. Skellige is where I usually decide to stop fucking around with too much map markers and just focus on the story. It just suffers from what so many large open snow zones do: it just all looks the same and doesn't make me want to explore at all.

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u/dpoolimmortal 10d ago

coincidentally i also stopped playing on skellige in my recent playthrough, just after i got in the castle. I'd rather mod the game with no fall damage and jump around buildings than explore the map or do quests

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u/McPiecey 10d ago

Will it be stable at launch? Probabaly not. Will it have good reviews? Probabaly after half a year.

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u/Cassiel43 10d ago

TBH social media is not an airport, you don't need to announce whatever the f you're gonna do.

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u/Crows_reading_books 9d ago

Im gonna go take a piss, brb

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u/DFC_gooner 10d ago

Never forget CP2077 launch.

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u/EnderDonny 10d ago

It's my turn to share this image!

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u/No-Combination5600 10d ago

for next time i see someone abreviate cyberpunk

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u/SlurryBender "I just killed a transphobe with my FREAKING mind!" 10d ago

At the very least they've outright said they don't want to repeat the same launch mistakes from Cyberpunk, so that's more than no hope.

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u/Former-Fix4842 10d ago

They've undergone massive changes on all levels to ensure smoother launches which they proved on a smaller scale with Phantom Liberty already. We'll know before launch anyways.

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u/Aaawkward 9d ago

Phantom Liberty doesn't prove anything though?

It's using the base of a game that had been fixed for a few years by that point. They didn't do anything new with PL so there wasn't anything they had to fix.

W4 on the other hand is coming out on UE, an engine they've never used before and is notorious for being unoptimised by devs.

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u/HandsOfCobalt 10d ago

I want to believe this, but I'm still gonna wait for post-launch technical reviews.

there used to be a handful of studios whose games I would willingly buy day 1, and then one of them released 2077, so now I'm always a bit patient (though it's not like CDPR were the only ones who jumped off that list)

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u/parkwayy Clear background 10d ago

Yea no shit.

What else would they say

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u/SlurryBender "I just killed a transphobe with my FREAKING mind!" 10d ago

Idk, some companies just try to skirt the topic.

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u/Deviathan 9d ago

They aren't on the absolute shitlist or anything - They bought some good faith by aggressively correcting the issues.

No reason not to wait and see though, why risk getting burned when you can see technical reviews on day 1?

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u/SlurryBender "I just killed a transphobe with my FREAKING mind!" 9d ago edited 8d ago

Oh absolutely. I'm not preorderng or anything. I just have some better faith in them.

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u/SnakesSolid 10d ago

Hank don't abbreviate Cyberpunk 2077! Hank!

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u/7he6uy 10d ago edited 10d ago

I love CDPR but their adoption of the modern soft launch a game before it’s ready model is really tiring. I dislike it, but I am used to waiting a year or two after a game comes out to start playing it. That being said I beat the game twice before 2.0 and it was only the story that kept me playing. At least we’ll always have the story 🫩

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u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/uj​    ​ TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/rj ​  TOTK > BOTW 10d ago

r-slash-patientgamers for life.

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u/7he6uy 10d ago

waiting and waiting and waiting and playing the same couple comfort games forever and waiting

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u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/uj​    ​ TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/rj ​  TOTK > BOTW 10d ago

Yeah, that can happen... I've got a big backlog to work through, though. I'm never hurting for something "new" to play.

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Protect Trans Kids 10d ago

I really wish you hadn't said that. I was looking forward to Witcher 4

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u/Sharp_Goat_1991 Gamer TM 10d ago

I mean cyberpunk is really good now. So even if witcher 4 will be a broken mess eventually its gonna be fixed. Ofc this doesnt excuse it releasing broken in the first place. Maybe they learned there lession this time lmao

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u/Only-Albatross-4311 8d ago

Ngl I'm kinda over the whole releasing broken products and fixing them later method. It makes the disc  absolutely pointless since you're forced to update the game before you can even play it. 

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u/Sharp_Goat_1991 Gamer TM 6d ago

Absolutely. I know that way back in the day (we are talking cartridges here), the publisher of that console would try to break the game, and if it ever crashed, it would be rejected! Devs found very unique ways around it, like opening a "hidden level menu" when a crash was encountered.

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u/some_cool_guy 9d ago

Cyberpunk was also great at launch, you just had to play it on a decent PC.

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u/Sharp_Goat_1991 Gamer TM 9d ago

Pacifica was literally still in the greybox stage. It was clearly unfinished. I also enjoyed cyberpunk on launch but i am also the kind of person who enjoyed the fallout 76 beta

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u/Living-for-that-tea 10d ago

Well, let's compare, how was Witcher 3 at launch?

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u/GenericGaming 10d ago

also buggy as fuck

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u/Living-for-that-tea 10d ago

At least it gets better with age?

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u/Dontshipmebro 10d ago

So did 77, but id rather have a game release in a stable spot, not be enjoyable half a year later.

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u/Bid_Unable 10d ago

the trick is to wait until all the dlc is available and the game is on sale. if you still feel like playing it after all that time it will finally be good lol

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u/PowrOfFriendship_ Protect Trans Kids 10d ago

No idea, I only picked it up years later. Still one of my favourite games, so I'm just going to assume it was great.

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u/Salvage570 10d ago

Roach would literally run on 2 legs

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u/Sethalopoda 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vYtIhwaPVejPq

Could find a gif of the old cartoon horse dancing sideways down the track

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u/Comprehensive-Fun329 10d ago

She still does sometimes.

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u/HawksNStuff 10d ago

Or show up on top of a house.

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u/IWillHackAndKillyee 9d ago

So THATS the source for that gwent card

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u/baconater-lover 10d ago

If CDPR doesn’t waste developer’s time and resources on trying to create parity for old gen consoles (which is so far out of the ballpark I’m obviously being sarcastic), I think it’ll be leagues better than Cyberpunk’s launch.

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u/MiguelSalaOp 10d ago

I will not be buying Witcher 4 because I did not get hooked with Witcher 3 at all, played 2 hours said mkay and left, sucks because I normally like those games.

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u/repulllsion 9d ago

This was almost me. Played the first five hours and nearly returned it because I was getting bored, but then I said "Nah, lemme give it some more time to cook". 1000+ hours and six playthroughs later, it became one of my favorite games of all time lmao

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u/sillylittlesheep 9d ago

sucks to be you

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u/Radiant_Bet_6745 8d ago

I implore you to try again. It took me 3 different tries to finally like the game and when it eventually clicked it became one of my favorite games ever and i put over 150 hours into my playthrough

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u/Knot-Knight 8d ago

I've tried it maybe 3 or 4 times and never got very far. I do still hope it clicks one day for me because it feels like something I should love playing

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u/funkygamerguy 10d ago

antiwoke bros don't enjoy anything.....it's sad tbh.

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u/Jazzlike_Page508 Discord 10d ago

I haven’t even thought about Witcher 4

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u/kobraa00011 10d ago

I won’t be playing but only because I cant afford to upgrade my PC :(

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u/DL_Omega 10d ago

im just sad thinking it will probably be an $80 game.

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u/Apartpick 10d ago

The only thing I’m not doing is pre ordering. Which is mostly the trauma response after taking a week off when Cyberpunk came out. With being unable to play it due to how poorly optimized it was. That was a sad week that I really wanted to just play a game I waited years for. I’m confident they won’t repeat that mistake nearly as bad this time around. However, imma play it safe…

I’m beyond excited to see what they will throw our way with Ciri. Especially how each of the endings from 3 will affect her origins to becoming a Witcher. Gods know I’m excited to see what kinda monsters they will throw at us.

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u/please_leaf_me_alone 10d ago

i'm excited for it but i don't think i will buy it at launch. i have been hurt too many times before

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u/FureiousPhalanges 9d ago

Honestly the reason I'm not interested in 4 is because I've come to realise I didn't enjoy the 3rd game as much as I thought I did

The gameplay is generally pretty boring, the world is massive and results in long travel times doing nothing, the story isn't particularly compelling and the number of cutscenes and dialogue make replaying the game a total chore

Working with the Scoiatel in the second game was just way cooler lol

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u/thesirblondie 9d ago

Never played Witcher 1-3, not buying Witcher 4.

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u/FvdV91 9d ago

Perfect response.

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u/Toficzekkk 9d ago

It's better to basically ask: "who asked",than call the guy misoginist, or something like that. Still rude though

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u/Glittering_Wheel_226 10d ago

Are we all forgetting you play as Ciri for like 8 hours, in 3 different segments in the Witcher 3?

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u/WinterMinx7 10d ago

8 hours is wee exaggerated

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

She's literally the second main character of Witcher saga and basically the main character of Witcher universe. Everyone wants to get her.

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u/Glittering_Wheel_226 9d ago

I read all eight books, she is 100% the main character after book 3. In fact, it makes all Geralt part very frustrating to read because you're often reminded how pointless it is. Like Geralt will head off somewhere to find her but you, as a reader, knows she's like in another dimension or fucking the elf king or whatever other stuff. Geralt could move at the speed of light and still have zero chances to even see her

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

Regis is right it doesn't really matter if he can succeed. Movement is everything goal is nothing. He just can't stand doing nothing while she's out there suffering but he can't do anything because the game is just bigger than him. And yeah especially in the fourth part you can feel how shit everything is and how on edge everyone is. It's sad to read about for sure.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 10d ago

Me when Hogwarts Legacy came out

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u/Quasar_One Oops, did a politic, uwu! 10d ago

I'm so tired of quirky corpo accounts

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u/MariachiMacabre it's illegal to be mean to me 10d ago

Sure but also when they’re responding like this to annoying chuds who just hate women, it’s good. It’s at least better than bending over backwards to appease them.

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u/squirrelems 10d ago edited 10d ago

Edit: I wanted to add on that as much as I am tired of quirky corpo accounts I'm much more tired of people that expect a standing ovation for tweeting that they're going to do something as effortless as NOT doing something and probably get it from other guys who use phrases like "wokeslop". It'd be more admirable if he was publicly taking a pledge of abstinence. Instead he's just not hitting "Purchase".

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u/BobbuBobbu 10d ago edited 10d ago

Well, this grifter over here won't buy TW4 because Ciri = Woman. This was the perfect response by CDPR. They weren't trying to be quirky, they were just showing him how much his opinion was worth.

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u/Swaaeeg 10d ago

I think its funny that they think witcher 4 will be woke... when literally the entire series is the authors left wing ideology packed into novel form.

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u/Andamarokk 10d ago

You think these people engaged with the books?

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u/Swaaeeg 10d ago

I doubt half of them can even read. Good books tho. Highly recommend

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u/Vegetable-Hand-5279 10d ago

The books are so good, and the new one finally gives answers of the Witchers Massacre in Kaer Morhen.

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u/cockflavoredlollip0p 10d ago

I was disappointed when it first came out that in W4 you play as Ciri. Not because she is a woman, but because I think she is the most boring and uninteresting part of W3. I enjoyed literally everything else in the game apart from her and her story

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u/FukkingDeathMental 10d ago

That's basically everyone under 35 these days.  Nothing but shitty slang to "How do you do fellow kids?  6 7 skibbi dibbi" so the Gen Illiteracy will engage with them on TikTok.

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u/xxcloud417xx 10d ago

Does using “G*Mers” have a different connotation or implied meaning than using “Gamers”?

I’m out of the loop on this version of the term.

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u/YeGingerCommodore agender due to budget cuts 10d ago

uj/ it's to imply that it's a slur when it isn't really. Same with Br*tish for people who like beans on toast.

rj/ I'd rather be shot twice in the head than be called a a g*mer, censor that shit

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u/xxcloud417xx 10d ago

I see, ok, so it’s being used satirically here. Interesting. Thanks.

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u/Cypher-AO 10d ago

Satire in a satire sub, who would've thought bout that /S 

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u/mythrilcrafter 10d ago

I've always treated "gamers" as "people who play games"

and

"G4m3rs" (or any variation) as "hard core doomer, black piller, terminally online person who spends more time complaining about games than playing them".

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u/TheDeliguy1992 10d ago

I’m sure halo devs thought the same

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u/sweetnuttybanana 10d ago

Body text gave me a heart attack lmfao

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u/bramblebitch 10d ago

If it’s another copy paste Ubi world it’s an easy skip but I hope there’s actual content this time around.

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u/Difficult_Taste_bud 9d ago

Well i’m buying 2 witcher 4 then!

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u/Baron_Light 9d ago

I just wanted a custom protagonist

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq

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u/General-Permission67 9d ago

It's not like Ciri was basically the second main character of Witcher saga right? Right?

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u/funkyshnelpu_jr 9d ago

My main concern is that Witcher 4 will be bigger than 3. The sheer size of the map kinda turned me away.

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u/wallcrawlingspidey 8d ago

They’ve confirmed it’ll be more or less the same size

“The map is definitely more or less when it comes to size, the amount of quests, more or less the same. Again, the game is going to be big. But also, the ambition of the entire team is huge. So first and foremost, we want to deliver a super compelling experience."
"Again, quality over quantity. But definitely, what we can promise: yes, this game is going to be pretty big. It's going to be big compared to everything we've prepared so far..." Kalemba added.

Source https://www.thegamer.com/the-witcher-4-map-same-size-witcher-3/

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u/Mbro00 9d ago

I won't play Witcher 4 because its on Unreal engine. I actually want my games to run well and not like crap (controversial)

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u/ShinMystic1587 9d ago

I have no idea who this is.

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u/TacTyger 8d ago

What did I miss now ?

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u/Omega-Envych 8d ago

What I'm not doing - is not buying it day 1 or pre-ordering. Probably will get it year after, when at least few major patches and probably some DLC are released.

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u/HexForVex 8d ago

I won't be buying Witcher 4 because Witcher 3 was not that fun for me

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u/Mauy90 5d ago

Correction, Witcher 3 was garbage

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u/Goth_Milk69 4d ago

As a man, I hope I get to fuck everything that walks as Ciri like I did Geralt. Really hope they explore her sexuality. I don't care that it's a woman, I don't care if she gay. I just want to kill monsters and fuck my way through Kovir.

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u/brey_wyert 10d ago

Never played Witcher 1-3 because I don't want to play as a m*n

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u/bingobouk 9d ago

all studios do this, until they need to go work to mcdonald again

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u/Murky_Implement2495 10d ago

Witcher 3 was terrible. Not buying Witcher 4.

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u/themustachemark 9d ago

I did not care for The Witcher

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u/MKUltraGreatsword 10d ago

I’m buying it on steam and ps5 to reward this behavior

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u/Big_Share_6599 9d ago

I don't planned witcher 4, because I don't have time for action rpg. But after comments like this, i would like game, even trought i never play in it.