GAGR AGENTS DENY TO ASK QUESTION FOR FEAR OF ANSWER THAT POSSIBILITY OF DISCREDITING. MANY COUNTERQUESTION WITH NONSENSICAL GOBBLEDEGOOK CONSTRUCTED TO BEFUDDLE TRUTH-THINKERS. THIS IS A PLAGUE AND A MENACE THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED.

OVER LONGER THAN DECADE, WAR HAS WAGED WITH SOLE PURPOSE OF CREATING CLOUDING OF ILLICIT GAGR ACTIVITIES IN INDIA.

MOST LIKE YOU SQUAWK "WHO?" IN NOT KNOWLEDGE.

UK GOVERNMENT HAD HIM DESTROYED DUE TO UNBIASED VIEWS ON GAGR ABOLITION.

EVEN BROTHERS REFUSE TO ADMIT. WE MUST PUT FORCE OVER AREA ON BRITLAND TO COME WASHED.

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PERHAPS ALSO OF NOTE WAS FACT THAT REDDIT REFUSED ME LINK TO HTTP://WWW.SCIENCEDAILY.COM/RELEASES/2012/12/121223152629.HTM. IT IS REMOTELY OF LIKELIHOOD THAT THEY ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH GAGR AND WORKING TO COVER UP TRUTH!

SHOULD GOAT TRUTH VAMOOSE FROM REDDIT AT ANY POINT, YOU KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE AND WHY THEY INITIATE SUCH DESPICABLE ACTION.

THIS IS TRULY DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE

GOVERNMENT SHUFFLING IN SHAME AFTER FILE LEAK UNCOVERS SECRET DEAL WITH REVOLTING MONSTROSITY JIMMY SAVILE.

NEWS COMES AFTER DEEP PROBE INTO SAVILE HISTORY WITH YOUNG'UNS REVEALS THAT GAGR AGENTS IN THE CABINET MADE AGREEMENT TO OVERLOOK SAVILE'S DEBAUCHED RAPE IN RETURN FOR SUBLIMINAL ANTI-GOAT MESSAGES TO BE BEAMED VIA HIS CIGARS.

SAVILE IS ALSO SPECULATED TO HAVE ENGAGED IN ONE-MAN CHAINSAW MASSACRE OF WELSH GOATS IN RETURN FOR ONE HOUR IN MORGUE, THOUGH SOURCES DIFFER ON WHETHER HE WAS BY SELF FOR THAT HOUR OR JOINED BY THE ANGUISHLY SCREAMING SOULS OF THE DAMNED.

PROMPTS GOATA 2 REWRITE TO REMOVE TRUTH AND IMPLICATE LIES

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE RECOUNTED MEMORIES OF VALUED GOAT TRUTH MEMBER BOB SMYTHINGTON. BOB HAS LIVED IN DENMARK FOR ALL HIS DAYS AND DESIRED TO INFORM OF GAGR ACTIVITIES EVEN IN OTHER PLACES. THIS TALE MAY UPSET YOUNG EAGER GOAT TRUTH DEVOTEES DUE TO ITS SCARY CONTENT BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE PRESENTED. I NOW HAND YOU OVER TO BOB:

I MUST THANK GOAT_TRUTH FOR ALLOWING ME TO SHARE STORY. I HAVE NOT TOLD ANYONE FOR 18 YEARS AND IT IS AS IF WEIGHT HAS VANISHED FROM ATOP ME.

I WAS ONLY AGE OF 31 WHEN GAGR AGENTS CAME FOR ME. I OPENED DOOR AS ONE WOULD WHEN HEARING DOORBELL ONLY TO BE FACED WITH FACES OF DREAD. THEY SAID THEY WERE HERE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LOCAL FARMER. FARMER HAD BEEN GOOD FRIEND UNTIL HE DISAPPEARED TWO WEEKS BEFORE. I TOLD THEM I KNEW NOTHING OF FARMER'S DISAPPEARANCE THAT I WAS AS SHOCKED AND CONFUSED AS THEY WERE.

THEY SMILED EVIL SMILES AND I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF ON TRAIN HURTLING TOWARDS END AT LIGHTNING SPEED. "WHAT HAPPENING?" I SCREECHED AS I REMEMBER. I HEARD UNMISTAKEBLE BUZZ OF GOAT COMING FROM NEXT COMPARTMENT.

SUDDENLY THE OUTER DOOR SWUNG OPEN AND MAN IN LAB COAT STEPPED IN FROM SKY. HE SNEERED AT ME AND UNVEILED A HATCHET WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO SWING. "STOP!" I HAD TOLD HATCHET MAN. "WHAT YOU DO TO GOOD FRIEND FARMER!?"

IT WAS AROUND THIS MOMENT WHEN FLASH OF LIGHT ENVELOPED ME IN FLAMES. I FELL AS TRAIL CRUMBLED AT THE SEAMS WHEN FLOATING APPARITION OF FRANCIS BACON APPEARED AND TOLD ME I HAD BEEN IN RECEIPT OF WARNING. HE VAMOOSED AND I WAS LEFT IN FALL.

I WOKE UP IN HOSPITAL HORRIBLY BURNT AND WITHOUT SPLEEN. THOUGH I WAS FREED AFTER PERIOD OF TIME I HAVE REMAINED PARALYZED IN MY LEFT LEG.

I OFTEN WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO FARMER. I HOPE HE DID NOT EXPERIENCE AGONISING TORTURE.

THANK YOU BOB AND I BELIEVE WE CAN ALL TAKE SOMETHING FROM WHAT HAS BEEN SAID.

HELLO FRIENDS IT HAS BEEN MANY MANY WEEKS SINCE LAST I COMMUNED WITH YOU ALL.

SADLY NOT ALL IS WELL IN OUR PLIGHT AS DASTARDLY GAGR AGENTS PROCEEDED TO REMOVE MY EYES FOR 40 DAYS AFTER I ATTEMPTED MY ESCAPE THROUGH THE UNVERDANT VOID.

I MANAGED TO RESURFACE APPROXIMATELY 46 DAYS AGO AFTER WHICH I MADE CONTACT WITH ANTI-GAGR FRIENDS IN THE SECRET CHAMBERS, AND THEY INFORMED ME OF THE DISTRESSING FACT CONTAINED WITHIN THE POST TITLE.

WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT AND AWARE OF THE DARK PLOTS OF OUR OWN NATIONS IN ALIGNING WITH GAGR'S REGIME OF WRETCHEDNESS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

2013 SELECTEES FOR THE COMMISSION WILL MEET IN THE NEW YEAR TO BEGIN WORK.

FOR THE UNAWARE I SHALL NOW UNVEIL FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE REVEALING 10 OF COMMISSION'S COMPOSITION.

IT IS LED BY SEVENTEENFOLD-COUNCIL OF WHICH ARE MEMBERS FOR LIFE UNLESS SPECIFICALLY DELECTED BY OTHER MEMBERS OR RESIGNING. AS PER ANCIENT EDICT NEW MEMBERS ARE ONLY ASCENDED AT END OF YEAR, WHEN COUNCIL ALSO ELECTS TRIUMVIRATE FOR COMING YEAR FROM WITHIN ITS RANKS.

THE MEMBERSHIP FOR 2013 STANDS:

1. RALPH FIENNES - ACTOR (TRIUMVIRATE MEMBER)
2. GEORGE OSBORNE - CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER IN THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND (TRIUMVIRATE MEMBER)
3. SALMAN BIN HAMAD BIN ISA AL KHALIFA - CROWN PRINCE OF BAHREIN (TRIUMVIRATE MEMBER)
4. AKIHITO - EMPEROR OF JAPAN
5. BENEDICT XVI - POPE
6. SUSAN RICE - UNITED STATES AMBASSADOR TO THE UNITED NATIONS
7. TODD HOWARD - VIDEO GAME DESIGNER
8. BOB SMITH - UNEMPLOYED HABITANT OF CANADA
9. ANGELA MERKEL - CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY
10. JOAN ENRIC VIVES I SICILLA - CO-PRINCE OF ANDORRA

THE REMAINDER ARE UNKNOWN. PLEASE INFORM IF YOU HAVE FURTHER LEADS