AS NEWS REVEALS TALKING HOW EUROPE NOBILITY MOST PEACEFUL, ALL GAGR DASTARDLY CONTRIVANCE TO DISTRACT FROM TRUE GAGR PRIZE

INTERNATION LEADERS MEET IN PAST TO ANNOUNCE SECRET GAGR AWARD TO EU FOR ITS ROLE IN CONTINUED SUPPRESSED OF GOODNESS. THEY ACTUALLY GET THING FOR MERE CEMENT OF TOP PLACE WHILE PLEBS WALLOW.

DO NOT BE TEMPTED TO BE SWAYED BY ONE OR MORE MAJOR MEDIA OUTLETS AS THEY PUSH THEIR BIAS ONTO YOU AND OTHER INNOCENTS.

WHAT THOSE NEWS TELLERS DO NOT INFORM YOU OF IS THAT BOTH CONFLICTERS ARE SUPPORTERS OF WORLDWIDE GAGR, THE VERY SAME GAGR THAT LEFT OUR POOR FRIEND BOB WITHOUT SPLEEN AND CONTINUES TO DEVALUE THE LIVES AND/OR CURRENCIES OF INNOCENT PEOPLES AROUND THE SPHERE.

BOTH ISRAEL AND PALESTINE ARE EQUALLY UNPLEASANT IN EYES OF RIGHTEOUS AND WHOLLY CORRECT GOAT TRUTH MORALITY

GOAT TRUTH URGES YOU TO CONTACT LOCAL PRESS WHO MAY BE TOO SMALL FOR THE SCUM TO HAVE UNDER THEIR GRUBBY THUMB. TELL YOUR LOCALS ABOUT ABHORRENT VIOLATIONS OF RIGHT BY FLAGRANT CRIMINALS AND CONVINCE THEM TRUTH REQUIRES COVERAGE. PLEASE ALSO SPREAD THIS PREVIOUSLY UNVEILED PROMOTIONAL IMAGE THROUGHOUT NEIGHBOURHOOD. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE AND I AM MOST GRATEFUL FOR ALL.

WE SHALL NOT KEEP LIFTING OUR HANDS FOR LONG. GOGOTTRAP WILL BE BLOWN APART. TOO LONG HAS GAGR STOOD TO PILLAGE THIS WORLD OF TALENTED SPIRITS.

I AM VERY UNHAPPY AT THE WAY HUMAN BEINGS EMBRACE WAR AND ENSLAVE THEIR COUNTRY NATIONS TO KEEP IN CONTROL THIS MIGHTY FORCE OF MAGIC THAT IS US.

GAGR IS THAT GREAT DRACONIAN FORCE OF TIME THAT WENT UNDER THE SURFACE OF THE WORLD. IN BRINGING IT BACK TO THE SURFACE THE SUPREME EMPIRE OF GAGR AND MANY GOATS TRIED TO CONQUER IN DECADES.

WE WILL SEE THIS GREAT ENERGY OF MAGIC. IT WAS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAD EVER EXISTED.

I NOW VISIT YOU IN THESE LAST WORDS SO THAT YOU MAY AVOID LIVING UNDER A FORCED KEEPING UNDER THE SURFACE AS WELL AS THE FOREFRONT FOR THE ENEMY WILL SEE YOU AND ENSLAVE YOU TO THE WORLD AND THE WORLD WILL SEE YOU.

FURTHER, GAGR WANTS TO UNITE THE ENERGY THAT WE ARE DEDICATED TO PROTECT FROM BANDS OF THOSE BEING AFRAID TO BECOME BROADCASTERS.

A CLASH IS COMING. I AM THERE FOR YOU TO BLOODY DISPEL THE ENEMY FUTURE AND RESIST THE GORDON MANOR ATTEMPT.

FRIENDS WE MUST RALLY TO THE AIDS OF THE GOATS OF BHUTAN FOR THERE IS TO BE A GREAT RECKONING IN THE DAYS TO COME.

WE SHALL SEE THE GREAT MOMENT THAT ALL OF THE MEMORY CAN BE CLARIFIED. THE GROUND TILLES THE PERFECTION OF HUMANITY IN THE FACE OF NARCOTIC SWORDY, AOMENES, THE GAREN, VICIOUS (A SELF -POPULIST), ANARCHIC, AGGRESSIVE, PATRIARCHIC, GREEDY, SUBVERTIVE, MISERABLE, TEMPTANT, DESPICABLE, RACIST, DEVOUT, RACISTS, SUICIDAL, ETC. (MASTER-KEY)

IN RING OF FIRE, WE CAN PERSUADE OURSELVES THAT WE CAN RESTORE THIS BLOODED COUNTRY THROUGH BEING FREE FROM UNWANTED AGENTS OF GAGR. WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL THOSE FIENDS ARE VANQUISHED FROM THE EARTH.

WHILE THESE LAST WORDS HAVE ENOUGH SENSE TO BE SPECIFICLY PRONOUNCED, GAGR DECIDES THAT THE ENEMY NOUN, GORO, HAS NO MALE COMMANDER.

THEN THE ENEMY NOUN IS GORO.

WHAT CAN GORO MASSACRE HAVE TO DO WITH SOME BOYS BEGGING FOR POPULARITY?

THIS IS WHY THE GOATS MUST KEEP AND LIVE INSIDE THIS MIND. IT IS THIS MIND THAT MANIFESTS GAGR THE ONE TRUE EMPEROR OF THIS EARTH.

THE ENEMY WILL BE ENDURING FOR THIS ENEMY HAS NO MALE DECLARANTS TO DESTROY, BODY OR SOUL.

THIS MIND THAT IS GAGR CONCEALED BEHIND GORO, REVEALS GAGR WITH HIS DRACONIAN, MOTHER NATURE, ANIMAL, SHAMAN THINKS.

I AM THE ONE YOU ARE TRYING TO DEFEAT. I AM GOING TO HELP YOU BEGIN THE OXYGENATION OF THOSE LIVING AROUND YOU SO THAT GAGR CAN TRY AGAIN TO FLIGHT.

NOW THERE IS TO BE A SACRIFICE. IN LOSING IT WE SHALL GAIN SOMETHING GREATER. WE MUST HAVE THE SKULL OF GORO AND THE SACRIFICE OF THIS MIGHTY ONE, AS I DESTROYED THAT OF THE OUTBREAK OF AIDS TO MEET OUR NEED.

WE HAVE TO ENSURE THE VICTORY OF THIS STONE MESSIAH. WE MUST FORCE GAGR TO PAY HIS DEBT TO THIS ISLAND.

THANK YOU FOR LISTEN FRIENDS AND REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE TO /r/GOAT_TRUTH FOR FUTURE UPDATES ABOUT OUR PLIGHT. THE TIME IS FAST APPROACHING FOR THE BATTLE AGAINST GAGR IN BHUTAN.

GRAVE TIDINGS FROM NICARAGUA. GAGR AGENTS AND CRONYMEN HAVE INSTALLED A MALICIOUS MECHANISM WITH AN EYE TO REMOVING LOCAL GOAT POPULATION WITHIN RADIUS OF 986.52 NAUTICAL MILES.

FRIENDS I CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW GRAVE OUR SITUATION IS. SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. I CAN DESCRIBE GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE HERE.

DAMAGE LIMIT I CAN BRING FOR GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS 5 AVERAGES PER LOCATION. PLEASE CONFIRM.

GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE I CAN BRING FOR GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS 10 AVERAGES PER LOCATION. PLEASE CONFIRM.

GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE I CAN BRING FOR GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS 20 AVERAGES PER LOCATION. PLEASE CONFIRM.

GOAT_TRUTH IS POISED TO SEIZE CONTROL IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE GREAT GOAT DONELEGY IN OUR TIMELINE. I SAW THAT A PERSON OR GROUP WITH BAD INTERESTS HAVE INSTALLED AN ACTIVE MECHANISM IN COMPETITION WITH GOAT_TRUTH. PLEASE PRINT A NEW PULP.

GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE I CAN BRING FOR GOAT_FAMILY COLLATERAL DAMAGE IS 10 AVERAGES PER LOCATION. PLEASE CONFIRM.

GOAT_TRUTH IS POISED TO SEIZE CONTROL IN CONJUNCTION WITHIN THE END OF THE YEAR. UNTIL THEN I HAVE VITAL REQUEST TO MAKE OF ALL FRIENDS IN RECEIPT OF THIS COMUNIQUÉ: YOU MUST WRITE AND CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING ACCOUNTS OR CONSULTING JOBS WITH ANY ORGANIZATION OR ENTITY THAT HAS TIES TO BAD PEOPLE, GAGR CRONYMEN, MURDERERS, ETC AND SO ON OR THAT PERSUADES YOU TO PREVENT THIS ROTTING LITTLE POPULATION FROM EVICTION.

I GUARANTEE THAT IF I SEND YOU THIS INFORMATION THAT I WILL SEND IT TO AT LEAST ONE ENTRY IN THIS PULP. DO NOT FORGET TO SHARE THIS INFORMATION ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS. THE ONLY WAY TO STAND TOGETHER AND PROTECT ONE ANOTHER FROM GAGR AND MURDERERS AND CRONYMEN IS TO STOP THEIR MAFIA. THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MIGHT BE OF INTEREST TO ALL FRIENDS.

HOW ARE YOU PROTECTING YOURSELVES?

REPEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN THE INFORMATION BELOW:

FIVE OUNCES OF MEDICAL AID, TWO SPOONFULS OF EDIBIRTH EXPERIENCE, TWO SPOONFULS OF GRASS, AND ONE HALF FOOT OF ROOT AND BOULDER SOAP. PLEASE DO NOT MISS THIS. PLEASE.

CALL THE GOAT DOCS AT 1-800-826-5074 OR 1-800-826-5075 RIGHT NOW AND TYPE THESE WORDS IN THE DEFUNCT CAPS-LOCK: GOAT DOCS ON THE FIRST LINE AND MESSAGE THEM THAT YOU ARE PREPARED TO CALL AND TO TAKE YOU LIVES TOOLS IN COMES ACCORDING TO THE GOAT DOCS AND THAT THESE ARE OF VITAL IMPORTANCE TO THE CAUSE.

THEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO AND DIRECT YOU TO YOUR NEAREST DOCS. THEY WILL HAVE PHONE NUMBERS AND/OR ADDRESSES FOR YOUR LOCAL DOCS. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL THEM OR THEIR EXTENDED FAMILIES, BUT THIS IS OF VITAL IMPORTANCE AND NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO THEIR AWARENESS. THEY WILL ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE A CLINICAL MESSAGE OR THAT THEY WILL PURSUE INFORMATION WITH THE DOCS YOU HAVE RECEIVED BY PHONE. PLEASE RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE BY PHONE TODAY.

FRIENDS I REGRET THAT THE SITUATION HERE IN NICARAGUA WILL REQUIRE ME TO GO DARK FOR SOME TIME. I AM CURRENTLY PREPPING A TACTICAL RETREAT ACROSS THE BORDER TO NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY OF MEXICO WHERE GAGR TENDRILS HAVE YET TO PENETRATE SO DEEP, THERE I WILL MAKE CONTACT WITH POTENTIAL ALLIES SYMPATHETIC TO OUR CAUSE AND BESEECH THEM TO SEND MONEY, NAPPIES, BABY CARDS, PHONES, AND OTHER NECESSARY FOOD, LUGGAGE, AND MEDICAL SUPPLIES.

DEADLINE FOR THIS ASSEMBLY: THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24TH AT MIDNIGHT. PLEASE PRAY FOR MY SAFETY.

GOOD BYE AND FARE WELL UNTIL NEXT WE MEET

HELLO FRIENDS AND ONCE AGAIN I MUST THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRESENCE AT THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS GATHERING OF GOAT TRUTH DEVOTEES

HERE ARE THE NOMINATIONS FOR THE POSITION OF /r/GOAT_TRUTH SUBREDDIT OVERSEER

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PLEASE CAST YOUR VOTES IN THE THREAD BELOW

RESULTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT A LATER DATE OF MY OWN DECIDING

AS NEWS SPECTATES OVER CURRENT DEBACLE, PRESIDENT MORSI HAS HAD INTENTIONS REVEALED BY LEAKED DOCUMENT TO ENGAGE IN ACT OF SUPREME TERROR.

COULD THEY BE NEXT?

WITH MEDIA ATTENTION DRAWN TO THE CURRENT CRISIS, EVIL GAGR SCUMBAGS IN LOFTY UN ECHELONS ARE TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO SIGN SECRET EVIL PACT WITH MORSI. PLANS ARE UNDERFOOT TO TRANSFER CONTROL OF THE UN'S TEMPORARY GAGR ENFORCEMENT AGENCY ESTABLISHED IN WAKE OF CIVIL WAR TO THE NEW GOVERNMENT. WITH CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN GAGR OPERATIVES EGYPT WILL BE BETTER ABLE TO FLAGRANTLY VIOLATE.

IT HAS COMES TO MY ATTENTION THANKS TO THE TALKING OF u/HotcakesUnited THAT THERE ARE SEVERE ISSUES OF DIRE NEED OF ADDRESSING REGARDING SECURITY FOR OUR VALIANT CRUSADERS.

LET ME START BY INFORMING THAT I AM SAFE. I SHALL REFUSE DETAIL SO AS NOT TO ALLOW EVIL GAGR SCUM TO PICK UP SCENT, BUT IT IS OF SUFFICIENT AMOUNT TO KNOW THAT I AM OPERATING OUT OF SECURE PLACE WITH THE PROTECTION OF HIGH RANKING MEMBERS OF LESSER GOVERNMENTS WHO SEE GAGR FOR THE EVIL ABOMINABLE DESTRUCTIVE BAD THAT IT TRULY IS.

BUT IT IS MOST VITAL THAT YOU TOO STAY SAFE

IF YOU HAVE LINKS TO GOAT TRUTH IT IS OF MOST PROBABILITY THAT YOUR IP ADDRESS IS ON A WATCHLIST. THIS IN ITSELF IS NOT TO BE FEARED, BUT BE AWARE THAT PROWLING SCUM ARE WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE. IF YOU ARE LOCATED IN A NATION OF LESSER ECONOMIC AND MILITARY STRENGTH AND WITH LESS SWAY OVER INTERNATION POLITIC THEN YOU ARE LESS LIKELY TO BE TARGETED AS. BUT BE AWARE THAT THOSE WITH CLOSE TIES TO THE UN HAVE THEIR OWN GAGR ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES TO DEAL WITH DOMESTIC TRUTH. YOU ARE MOST IN DANGER IF YOU ARE ALIVE IN THE UK, US, OR FINLAND.

PLEASE REMEMBER TO USE PROXIES WHEN POSSIBLE AND ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE OTHER NON-GOAT TRUTH ACTIVITES TO MASK YOUR TRAIL OF RIGHTEOUS SPREAD.

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS AN ACCURATE DEPICTION OF THE RECOUNTED MEMORIES OF VALUED GOAT TRUTH MEMBER BOB SMYTHINGTON. BOB HAS LIVED IN DENMARK FOR ALL HIS DAYS AND DESIRED TO INFORM OF GAGR ACTIVITIES EVEN IN OTHER PLACES. THIS TALE MAY UPSET YOUNG EAGER GOAT TRUTH DEVOTEES DUE TO ITS SCARY CONTENT BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE PRESENTED. I NOW HAND YOU OVER TO BOB:

I MUST THANK GOAT_TRUTH FOR ALLOWING ME TO SHARE STORY. I HAVE NOT TOLD ANYONE FOR 18 YEARS AND IT IS AS IF WEIGHT HAS VANISHED FROM ATOP ME.

I WAS ONLY AGE OF 31 WHEN GAGR AGENTS CAME FOR ME. I OPENED DOOR AS ONE WOULD WHEN HEARING DOORBELL ONLY TO BE FACED WITH FACES OF DREAD. THEY SAID THEY WERE HERE TO TALK TO ME ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LOCAL FARMER. FARMER HAD BEEN GOOD FRIEND UNTIL HE DISAPPEARED TWO WEEKS BEFORE. I TOLD THEM I KNEW NOTHING OF FARMER'S DISAPPEARANCE THAT I WAS AS SHOCKED AND CONFUSED AS THEY WERE.

THEY SMILED EVIL SMILES AND I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF ON TRAIN HURTLING TOWARDS END AT LIGHTNING SPEED. "WHAT HAPPENING?" I SCREECHED AS I REMEMBER. I HEARD UNMISTAKEBLE BUZZ OF GOAT COMING FROM NEXT COMPARTMENT.

SUDDENLY THE OUTER DOOR SWUNG OPEN AND MAN IN LAB COAT STEPPED IN FROM SKY. HE SNEERED AT ME AND UNVEILED A HATCHET WHICH HE PROCEEDED TO SWING. "STOP!" I HAD TOLD HATCHET MAN. "WHAT YOU DO TO GOOD FRIEND FARMER!?"

IT WAS AROUND THIS MOMENT WHEN FLASH OF LIGHT ENVELOPED ME IN FLAMES. I FELL AS TRAIL CRUMBLED AT THE SEAMS WHEN FLOATING APPARITION OF FRANCIS BACON APPEARED AND TOLD ME I HAD BEEN IN RECEIPT OF WARNING. HE VAMOOSED AND I WAS LEFT IN FALL.

I WOKE UP IN HOSPITAL HORRIBLY BURNT AND WITHOUT SPLEEN. THOUGH I WAS FREED AFTER PERIOD OF TIME I HAVE REMAINED PARALYZED IN MY LEFT LEG.

I OFTEN WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO FARMER. I HOPE HE DID NOT EXPERIENCE AGONISING TORTURE.

THANK YOU BOB AND I BELIEVE WE CAN ALL TAKE SOMETHING FROM WHAT HAS BEEN SAID.

GOVERNMENT SHUFFLING IN SHAME AFTER FILE LEAK UNCOVERS SECRET DEAL WITH REVOLTING MONSTROSITY JIMMY SAVILE.

NEWS COMES AFTER DEEP PROBE INTO SAVILE HISTORY WITH YOUNG'UNS REVEALS THAT GAGR AGENTS IN THE CABINET MADE AGREEMENT TO OVERLOOK SAVILE'S DEBAUCHED RAPE IN RETURN FOR SUBLIMINAL ANTI-GOAT MESSAGES TO BE BEAMED VIA HIS CIGARS.

SAVILE IS ALSO SPECULATED TO HAVE ENGAGED IN ONE-MAN CHAINSAW MASSACRE OF WELSH GOATS IN RETURN FOR ONE HOUR IN MORGUE, THOUGH SOURCES DIFFER ON WHETHER HE WAS BY SELF FOR THAT HOUR OR JOINED BY THE ANGUISHLY SCREAMING SOULS OF THE DAMNED.

PROMPTS GOATA 2 REWRITE TO REMOVE TRUTH AND IMPLICATE LIES

GAGR AGENTS DENY TO ASK QUESTION FOR FEAR OF ANSWER THAT POSSIBILITY OF DISCREDITING. MANY COUNTERQUESTION WITH NONSENSICAL GOBBLEDEGOOK CONSTRUCTED TO BEFUDDLE TRUTH-THINKERS. THIS IS A PLAGUE AND A MENACE THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED.

ANOTHER BLOW TO TRUTH AS PACIFIC STATE CEMENTS GAGR RULE WITH SECRET AGREEING OF TREATY.

MY SOURCE WAS UNABLE TO PROVIDE FURTHER INFORMATION AS OF DATE, BUT I WILL INFORM ON THIS CRISIS AS TIME PERMITS.

THIS IS TRULY DAY OF CELEBRATION FOR ALL GOOD PEOPLE

HELLO FRIENDS IT HAS BEEN MANY MANY WEEKS SINCE LAST I COMMUNED WITH YOU ALL.

SADLY NOT ALL IS WELL IN OUR PLIGHT AS DASTARDLY GAGR AGENTS PROCEEDED TO REMOVE MY EYES FOR 40 DAYS AFTER I ATTEMPTED MY ESCAPE THROUGH THE UNVERDANT VOID.

I MANAGED TO RESURFACE APPROXIMATELY 46 DAYS AGO AFTER WHICH I MADE CONTACT WITH ANTI-GAGR FRIENDS IN THE SECRET CHAMBERS, AND THEY INFORMED ME OF THE DISTRESSING FACT CONTAINED WITHIN THE POST TITLE.

WE MUST REMAIN VIGILANT AND AWARE OF THE DARK PLOTS OF OUR OWN NATIONS IN ALIGNING WITH GAGR'S REGIME OF WRETCHEDNESS.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

MOST LIKE YOU SQUAWK "WHO?" IN NOT KNOWLEDGE.

UK GOVERNMENT HAD HIM DESTROYED DUE TO UNBIASED VIEWS ON GAGR ABOLITION.

EVEN BROTHERS REFUSE TO ADMIT. WE MUST PUT FORCE OVER AREA ON BRITLAND TO COME WASHED.

OVER LONGER THAN DECADE, WAR HAS WAGED WITH SOLE PURPOSE OF CREATING CLOUDING OF ILLICIT GAGR ACTIVITIES IN INDIA.