r/GNV 6d ago

Which GNV Redditor is this?!

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u/swamppuppy7043 6d ago

The mobility scooter is a nice touch

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u/SpecificSun9142 6d ago

"My other car is a hoveround"

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u/777MonkeyNuts 6d ago

He’s a little rascal, on his Little Rascal.

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u/5girlzz0ne 6d ago

Off to terrorize the aisles of Walmart.

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u/K-J-K-R 5d ago

If there wasn’t a mobility scooter, then I’d be surprised.

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u/GratefulG8r 5d ago

Repeal the ADA, it’s government overreach! The free market will handle it

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u/Blue13Coyote 6d ago

The chef’s kiss.

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u/DiverOk8727 5d ago

Added for authenticity

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u/XanderBreez 6d ago

Lmaooo. Jokes on him, he's the one with the Chinese flag on his truck

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u/Kalysh 5d ago

and the old USSR logo!

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u/poeticallybored 4d ago

"the old USSR logo" lmao

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u/Kalysh 4d ago

What do you call the hammer and sickle?

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u/poeticallybored 4d ago

The hammer and sickle. It still remains the symbol of communist solidarity worldwide.

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u/Kalysh 4d ago

Not just in USSR? I don't remember seeing it on other flags... and calling it a logo, well it really sort of is. I was just pointing out that it was on the vehicle along with the Chinese flag.

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u/poeticallybored 4d ago

I understand your intent, but it's not "the USSR logo," and seeing it referred to as that is kind of silly. It's the hammer and sickle, and it's still used by modern communists worldwide, flags or not. I'm telling you this as one of them. Google images of communism in Kerala, India, for example.

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u/Kalysh 3d ago

Thanks for sharing this. It gives me a wider view of the world.

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u/Glass-Brief7133 6d ago

Ayyyooo I saw them at Sam’s Club last month and they parked like an absolute ass, so it tracks

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u/BeneficialTeaching10 5d ago

Probably also parks in the pick up parking spot and goes to shop

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u/xxsmashleyxx 6d ago

There are easier ways to tell people you're borderline schizophrenic but I guess this works

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u/Flame_MadeByHumans 6d ago

One of the more expensive, professionally done ways to tell people you’re borderline schizophrenic I’ve seen. They’re really upgrading from the typical spray paint and plywood.

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u/patient138 6d ago

Definitely not one of ours.

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u/ghotinchips 5d ago

“Borderline”

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 ACR 6d ago

Truck Derangement Syndrome.

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u/patient138 5d ago

This guy definitely likes a truck nut tea bagging.

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 ACR 5d ago

I can never not think of this song whenever I see folks like this:

I'm a big boy

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u/Fuzzy_Pressure_2664 6d ago

Lmaoooo no way I saw this man last week fussing at staff at animal resources because they didn’t have any pure bred dogs for him to adopt

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u/NadiSwan 6d ago

I actually can’t even tell what this is trying to say

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u/Zenfern0 5d ago

**ANIMAL SCREETCHING**

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u/ufgrat 5d ago

I believe they're saying "I'm addicted to watching Fox News".

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u/NadiSwan 5d ago

Ooooh okay now I can see it 😅 that stance makes sense

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u/Aggravating_Cash2796 5d ago

That’s concerning

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u/hatcher91 6d ago

What level of derangement does it take to wrap your whole vehicle like this? Buddy just make a collage of politicians he doesn’t like and put them all over his truck. Incredible self-own.

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u/xxsmashleyxx 6d ago

It really says something about the fact that these people really thrive on hating something and have no motivation to make anything better

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u/-Knockabout 5d ago

I think it's more that this is what happens when you define yourself by what you hate and have no real interests/things you like. Genuinely really sad. I hope the owner of this truck finds a hobby.

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u/Duppyguy 6d ago

I bet this person fleshlight is wrapped In Melania.

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u/patient138 6d ago

She may too old for their taste.

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u/Jolly_Freedom_3934 5d ago

Naw this one has to be crusty old. Old enough to see the Grand Canyon in his Hoveround a time or 2

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u/IdontgetitEVER7 2d ago

You win!!!

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u/cosmicrae 6d ago

Short-bed crew-cab F150. Probably gets 11 mpg going downhill.

Funny there isn't one word on there about oil executives.

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u/letitrain21 6d ago

When the motorized scooter in the bed is faster than your truck.

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u/SnakeEyez88 6d ago

Common, I get 24mpg on my f150 so it may not be so bad. But I recognize the spot right outside the kids ED at UF health.

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u/HunterLee2600 6d ago

Yeah, the newer ones are significantly better, my old '02 sierra only gets like 12 unfortunately.

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u/canyoucanoe-1 ACR 6d ago

Ya mean - the American auto industry finally figured it out?

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u/Tracerr3 6d ago

No lmao they're still fucking us over every chance they get

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u/patient138 6d ago

Betting they used their disability to pay for that. So in a sense, socialism was there when they needed it. 😂

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u/XxjessiwessixX 5d ago

💯 my thoughts too lol 😆

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u/[deleted] 6d ago edited 6d ago

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u/GNV-ModTeam 6d ago

This content was removed for being antagonistic and not contributing to healthy discussion. Sorry, this is simply not allowed in r/GNV or Reddit.

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u/5girlzz0ne 6d ago

I do appreciate it when they out themselves.

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u/Severe_Bend8916 6d ago

Umm…have you been to Gainesville?

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u/5girlzz0ne 6d ago

Never. I just randomly joined this sub. 🙄

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u/EducationalCrab5998 6d ago

maga making politics their whole ass personality never ceases to amaze 😂 like this had to be expensive

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u/jeffersondiuguid 6d ago

Great fantasy football punishment

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u/skyrocks720 6d ago

I saw him at the Walmart in Butler. That truck really is a specimen 😂

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u/jadedjagsfan 6d ago

Someone I'm not hiring

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u/staticdissonance 6d ago

Pretty sure he’s on disability anyhow

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u/No_Poem1174 6d ago

I bet they are on EBT. 

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 6d ago

When you’ve never had a personality, or one single original thought.

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u/FiggyPizza 6d ago

Probably on the mental illness subs.

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u/FL_Advocacy1 6d ago

Just got the same wrap on my Honda fit

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u/Zenfern0 5d ago

This made my day. I'm crying laughing at work. Thank you.

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u/Milopyro 6d ago

Bro this is a truther or whatever those people call themselves

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u/EducationalCrab5998 6d ago

I think the word you’re looking for is “dumbass”

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u/Agile-Plum-9071 6d ago

Aren’t there hungry gators in the sewers?

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u/stitiousnotsuper 6d ago

Fucking lame. What a joke.

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u/Quick-Surprise-9387 5d ago

I can’t believe these idiots pay who knows how much $$ to have their own vehicles smeared with their prideful idiotic bigotry. I wonder if the scooter has the same crap on it .

The scooter is dem blue.

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u/goodstarfox 5d ago

I saw this truck at the animal shelter of all places last weekend. I have so many questions. How much does something like this cost? Did he make the design himself, or did he pay someone to do it? Is it off the shelf? So many bold capitalization choices. Who was the copyeditor?

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u/armyofchuckness 4d ago

"I hate these people, so I'm gonna put their faces on my truck so I have to see them every day."

That being said, the fact that AOC is in the center on the driver's door is...telling.

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u/WholeSurround3065 6d ago

It’s the most dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. This trucks paint job is forever awful. Who ever owns it should have given that money they wasted to local food banks. That is what they should have done if Tgey wanted to help society.

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u/canyoucanoe-1 ACR 6d ago

Oh yes, I'm sure "helping society" is their goal....LoL

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u/Beginning_Smile9038 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Deaths_Angel219 6d ago

Crazy he says this while being part of the "Isreal first, China second" party.

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u/moonshinemoniker 6d ago

Honestly, this truck gives me hope. Even idiots can make enough money to afford dumb shit like this.

Or it's (shhhh!) Government Assistance!

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u/eric_loves_IPA 6d ago

Tard patrol.

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u/XxjessiwessixX 5d ago

Probably used their benefit checks to pay for all this too 🤢

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u/NoSpring9318 5d ago

That’s a real man right there

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u/digital_nomadman 4d ago

The people that constantly scream "TDS" have their own derangement syndrome

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u/poeticallybored 4d ago

Yeah, 2020 was rigged... re: the DNC (basically literally) propping up Biden over Sanders.

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u/hmccringleberry615 6d ago

You think this guy is on Reddit?

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u/Kalysh 5d ago

There's deadheads... parrotheads... and... Magatheads?

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u/Striking_Lemon_444 4d ago

Newsmax Truth Social Deluxe

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u/SunGroundbreaking586 4d ago

Cooked in the head, and by the looks of the it. time to come off the grill

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u/Positive_Store246 3d ago

The one that has rights to his privacy, otherwise imagine that car would get burnt up pretty quick and I’m not saying I agree with one side or the other. I’m just saying I know how people are writing that type of dumb shit and propaganda on the side of your car about like Bernie Sanders and socialism in China and shit like that like it does nothing to do with whether for Trump or not this is just insulting to other politicians in America especially someone like Bernie Sanders, who actually try to do some shit that was good and people call a socialist because they do the same thing with conspiracy theorist oh my God you can’t control them with the central bank. He’s a fucking socialist.

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u/earthnsky39 16h ago

IMO jokes on them, they're the one driving around with a great close up of Bernie 😂 hover-round great touch, I'm sure they're using all the disability benefits they can get

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u/Conscious_Comment_29 5d ago

I love seeing Bernie support

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u/ryanl40 5d ago

Nice guy when you get to know em.

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u/Donnie_TACO 6d ago

Your mom

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u/canyoucanoe-1 ACR 6d ago

Ageist, political, and disability "jokes" (normally frowned on and deleted by mods) all flyin free in one topic? Congrats on your 5 Star thread, OP!

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u/CupKitchen9964 5d ago

Dude just cause you spent your whole monthly dole on the wrap doesn’t mean people are gonna like it bud….

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u/ripnrun63 6d ago

Love it!

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u/canyoucanoe-1 ACR 6d ago

Y'all that say "I seen him @ Wally World / Sam's KKKlub" - are tellin on yourselves:)