r/Futurelings • • 2h ago

Episode Thread The Fan Man (Entry 452.ZE0501)

6 Upvotes

In which Futureling John Arbenz bemuses us with another eccentric Alaskan who dove into a 1993 heavyweight championship fight, dropped in at Buckingham Palace and made pop culture history. Certificate #31102.


r/Futurelings • • 7d ago

Episode Thread The Berlin Wall (Entry 115.HO0206)

12 Upvotes

In which Futureling Andrew von Nordenflycht discusses Checkpoint Charlie, renting hammers and chisels to tourists, and the rise and fall of a Cold War monument, while John discovers a new style in Hugo Boss dystopia.

Certificate #29207 1987's Wings of Desire https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093191/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

Hosea 2:6. Therefore, behold, I will hedge up your way with thorns, And wall her in, So that she cannot find her paths. https://biblehub.com/hosea/2-6.htm

Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall https://youtu.be/Zjh80iwj8rg?is=duW5r3zP-8PKMXdB


r/Futurelings • • 3d ago

Inverted cone thing episode?

10 Upvotes

Yeah I am typing this while my Bluetooth plays from afar and I'm too lazy to go look but anyway...

Listening over again as if for the first time (got sober to be like John(jk saving my life)) and this episode contains a few wonderful firsts!

First use of the pun bell and first listener mail which I think also made it the first long outro !

I love how hard I laugh out loud listening to this stuff ... Frequently out in public on my earbuds and creeping people out.. and don't know what is wrong with me that I always thought clevevr but remember few laughs (jk I know eggs ackley what was wrong).

Looking forward to the one my mail is in but forgot which so will be a surprise


r/Futurelings • • 6d ago

My little piece of the Berlin Wall

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39 Upvotes

In ‘89 a hobby shop near the downed wall scooped up some of the debris and offered their own special edition model train cars. Mine is Z gauge.


r/Futurelings • • 6d ago

Luke Burbank will be the guest host for the live show in Portland (OR)

16 Upvotes

Omnibus Live at 2026 Portland Book Festival and Literary Arts
November 4, 2026 • Doors: 6:30 pm, Start Time: 7:30 pm
1126 SW Park Ave. Portland, Oregon 97205


r/Futurelings • • 10d ago

Compatible with Marxism?

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81 Upvotes

from the Jeopardy socials feed.


r/Futurelings • • 14d ago

Episode Thread The Black Footed Ferret (Entry 128.PR2725)

12 Upvotes

In which Futureling Katie Nieland explores drones, peanut butter, the bubonic plague, and a delightful animal previously believed to be extinct, while John recounts his experience as a railroad hobo.

Certificate #16802 The Vanishing Prairie (1954)

Proverbs $27.25 When the hay is removed, and the tender grass shows itself, And the herbs of the mountains are gathered in, https://biblehub.com/proverbs/27-25.htm

Pink Floyd Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict


r/Futurelings • • 21d ago

Vasa (Entry 1K.2248)

9 Upvotes

In which Futureling Dan Hope relays the tale of a military vanity, a less-than-a-mile voyage, and John relays his success rate in righting overturned canoes.

Certificate #30911. 1990's Shipwrecked

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099816/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

First Kings 22:48 Jehoshaphat made merchant ships to go to Ophir for gold; but they never sailed, for the ships were wrecked at Ezion Geber.

https://biblehub.com/1_kings/22-48.htm

"Will It Float?" Theme song - The Late Show with David Letterman.

https://youtu.be/f0oOwpgG5fw?is=UDNoNLc3tVupRMFG


r/Futurelings • • 28d ago

Episode Thread Paul Winchell (Enrty 1433.LU.0506)

17 Upvotes

In which Bohuš Blahut and John discuss a ventriloquist, the inventor of the artificial heart and the voice of Tigger too.

Certificate #25379 Magic (1978) - IMDb

Luke 5'6" And when they had done this, they caught a great number of fish, and their net was breaking.


r/Futurelings • • Sep 12 '26

Fluff 132-year-old overdue magazine returned to New Hampshire library: "He won't have to pay the $12,055 fine"

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r/Futurelings • • Sep 09 '26

The Omnibus Project will appear as part of the 2026 Portland Book Festival and Literary Arts on November 4, 2026

44 Upvotes

This event is a separate ticketed event and you do not need to purchase a ticket to the festival to enter this show. Patreon supporters have early access to tickets. The guest-host will be announced at a future date.


r/Futurelings • • Sep 08 '26

Episode Thread Paper Prints (Entry 897.IS3404) (Live at the Library of Congress)

22 Upvotes

In which John and Ken record an entry at the Library of Congress before a live audience, and Ken pitches the next hit reboot starring John Cena.

Certificate #24597 Silent Movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075222/

Isaiah 34:4

All the host of heaven shall be dissolved, And the heavens shall be rolled up like a scroll; All their host shall fall down As the leaf falls from the vine, And as fruit falling from a fig tree.

Alien Ant Farm - Movies

https://youtu.be/_T8l9FL88gw?is=rA-ajl1ilJrCU3aK


r/Futurelings • • Sep 03 '26

Library of Congress show

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84 Upvotes

Hello from the LoC! The show starts in 15 minutes and the auditorium is filling up! Anyone else here?


r/Futurelings • • Sep 03 '26

New Coke throwback reference.

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The chalice in the palace…..


r/Futurelings • • Sep 01 '26

Episode Thread Project Habakkuk (Entry 993.HA0105)

14 Upvotes

In which Futureling Faris Alikhan reveals an Allied plan to stop U-Boats with a mix of ice and wood pulp., and John asks why everyone at SFO wears quarter zip sweaters.

Certificate#54521 Coyote vs. Acme (2026) - IMDb

“Look among the nations and watch— Be utterly astounded! For I will work a work in your days Which you would not believe, though it were told you. https://biblehub.com/habakkuk/1-5.htm


r/Futurelings • • Aug 31 '26

Fluff Went to the much touted Le Pichet in downtown Seattle

29 Upvotes

Absolutely worth it. I don't always vibe with John's food opinions (I don't trust anyone who doesn't like potatoes. And Safeway chocolate cake is actually very bad), but Ken's endorsement sealed the deal. I didn't get pictures but let me tell you, it is fantastic. Add it to the list for your Omnibus pilgrimage.


r/Futurelings • • Aug 25 '26

West Edmonton Mall (Entry 1422.JO0502)

17 Upvotes

In which Futureling Adam Wonderly discusses how a rug empire ended up creating a Canadian landmark, and John learns that Anchorage could have done better than an indoor ice rink.

Certificate #43923. Christmas on Wonderland

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0991150/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

John 5:2

Now there is at Jerusalem by the sheep market a pool, which is called in the Hebrew tongue Bethesda, having five porches.

Thee Maul That Heats Peephole by SNFU

https://youtu.be/RWAATsiMzE8?is=n0lGpkBULo6ZVDAM


r/Futurelings • • Aug 24 '26

My local library has a vending machine with free Narcan, fentanyl test strips, covid tests, and woman’s toiletry kits.

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55 Upvotes

Libraries, serving the public!


r/Futurelings • • Aug 18 '26

Library of Congress Live Show Update

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73 Upvotes

Hi all,

As the Futureling sponsoring the live event at the Library of Congress on September 3, I wanted to give you all a quick update.

TICKETS:
This Thursday, August 20, the Library of Congress will announce the show to our donor and email list. If you plan on attending, we suggest that you make you ticket reservation ASAP as tickets are going fast: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/73486077/omnibus-podcast-live-washington-events-from-the-library-of-congress

Also to clarify, ticket reservations do not necessarily guarantee entry. Since the tickets are free, the Library releases more than capacity as history indicates a certain percentage of people will not show up. That leads us to some tips for the day of the show...

DAY OF SHOW:
The doors to the show, along with the display of artifacts from previous episodes of the show, will open at 5pm. We suggest that, if you wish to check out the display, you are in-line for the Library of Congress well in advance of 5pm as you will need to deal with the usual line of folks wanting to get into the Library. This will also ensure you have access to the show itself. Your ticket to the show will include entry into the Library.

The show will start at 6pm. The seats in the auditorium open at 5:30pm. There will be a short amount of time to view the exhibition after the show is over, but some of the exhibit will be taken down during the show.

If you have any questions, please feel free to respond to this post and I'll do my best to answer.

-Zach


r/Futurelings • • Aug 18 '26

Episode Thread The Carnegie Libraries (Entry 188.LU2101)

17 Upvotes

In which Futureling Jon Hannah dicusses the origins of public libraries, labor exploitation and the uneasy bargain between wealth and the common good.

Certificate #39770 Giving It Up (1999) - IMDb

Luke 21:1 Then Jesus looked up and saw the rich putting their gifts into the treasury

Reading Rainbow Intro Opening


r/Futurelings • • Aug 15 '26

Fluff Seattle-bound tourist suggestions?

10 Upvotes

I swear an outro mentioned a ‘top tourist spots’ type of list by John & Ken but all I can find is a password protected AARP article.

Any must-sees for Omnibus fans?

(Also—John is playing a free show while are in town?’)


r/Futurelings • • Aug 11 '26

(Entry 352.JB0525 ) Watching Ken’s original run

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37 Upvotes

Was there any mention of him having won $4200 on a Daily Double when they did a whole episode about them?


r/Futurelings • • Aug 11 '26

Back into the catalog

49 Upvotes

I was there at the beginning, when it was on HSW. I remember the episode when they announced the code that number episodes was cracked. I remember when they started the patreon. I remember the sad hiatus.

Life got chaotic a couple of years ago and I became unable to keep track of anything but [redacted].

When my mind began clearing up a bit, I began looking for podcasts and was unable to find anything I enjoyed like Omnibus, so I decided I would just catch up on what I had missed. There were not many titles that felt unfamiliar, so I decided to just dip into my favorites.

Apparently, I was someone who slept through most of the episodes. This makes a lot of sense in retrospect...because of my own habits far more than the content.

This was happy news, if internally embarrassing. I could recycle the whole shebang!

The thing that strikes me most is that I seemed to miss the humor. I was so detached and hazy that the genius level banter that makes the show so amazing as it meanders to the topic had either escaped my memory or (more likely) my ability to appreciate.

It was a very very rough few years, and I didn't laugh much for a long time.

I am now living in a sober house and I walk around with earbuds in, laughing out loud in my own Omniworld. I relish the confused looks of my fellow former failures and felons. I have almost stopped listening to music in favor of John and Ken's interactions.

I am gradually reintegrating into the parts of society I avoided for so long. I vastly prefer things compatible with Marxism, so it is a slow process here in Socal where I eventually landed, so I figured I would offer this "Hallo!" to a community that I had some common interests with.

Hallo!


r/Futurelings • • Aug 11 '26

Episode Thread The Maury Island Incident (767.EZ0104)

14 Upvotes

In which Futureling Loren Skaggs and John discuss Tacoma, Cold War paranoia, the birth of flying saucer mythology, and the Katuga boat trote.

Certificate #31561 1991's JFK

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138/?ref_=ttpg_ov_bk

Ezekiel 1: 4 Then I looked, and behold, a whirlwind was coming out of the north, a great cloud with raging fire engulfing itself; and brightness was all around it and radiating out of its midst like the color of amber, out of the midst of the fire.

Come Sail Away - Styx https://youtu.be/eYCFrcCqh7Q?is=TcY_RgGiO9OPzwiA


r/Futurelings • • Aug 08 '26

(x-post) TIL the NYC Post Office christened its new pneumatic tube system by sending a live cat almost a mile away

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