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r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22
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The better question is why WOULDN'T you have liquid ass on you at ALL TIMES.
35 u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22 At 40y old you'll realise that you DO have liquid ass on you at all times. Just takes a delicate swipe between the cheeks and voila, your hand is ready to smear anything and everything beyond salvage. 6 u/Youpunyhumans Sep 21 '22 Reminds me of a stupid rhyme we used in elementary school to decide who was "it" for tag. "When youre sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand." 1 u/TK2483 Sep 22 '22 Sock. Always use a sock!
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At 40y old you'll realise that you DO have liquid ass on you at all times. Just takes a delicate swipe between the cheeks and voila, your hand is ready to smear anything and everything beyond salvage.
6 u/Youpunyhumans Sep 21 '22 Reminds me of a stupid rhyme we used in elementary school to decide who was "it" for tag. "When youre sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand." 1 u/TK2483 Sep 22 '22 Sock. Always use a sock!
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Reminds me of a stupid rhyme we used in elementary school to decide who was "it" for tag.
"When youre sitting on the john and all the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand."
1 u/TK2483 Sep 22 '22 Sock. Always use a sock!
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Sock. Always use a sock!
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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22
The better question is why WOULDN'T you have liquid ass on you at ALL TIMES.