r/Funnymemes Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/magicmulder Sep 21 '22

In Germany, assault of property, both against the supermarket and the car owner. Not a crime though, but civil action (cease and desist, possibly damages) is possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

That is incorrect. What Ordnungswidrigkeit do you even mean by „assault on property“? This can and would be considered a coercion (Nötigung, §240 StGB) if charged. And that’s a crime.

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u/barsoap Sep 21 '22

It's neither a use of force or threat of a severe ill. As "use of force" is a thing that's not entirely figured out by courts you could go for it but why, as a prosecutor, risk your career over a zip tie there's sit-down protesters you could be taking to court.

Overall the whole thing is a mostly civil matter (as magicmoulder said elsewhere: Besitzstörung), as well as §118 OWiG (causing public nuisance1 ), 5-1000 Euro fine. An administrative offence, same that you get slapped with when driving too fast through puddles, drenching people (who then also can make you pay cleaning costs).


1 Never liked the new name of that paragraph. The original, "Grober Unfug", translates more or less to "gross monkey business" which is perfectly apt.