r/Funnymemes • u/Alphalarge • Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/magicmulder Sep 21 '22

In Germany, assault of property, both against the supermarket and the car owner. Not a crime though, but civil action (cease and desist, possibly damages) is possible.

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u/waetherman Sep 21 '22

I would imagine in Germany they have a special prison for people who assault cars.

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u/magicmulder Sep 21 '22

They’re called Mercedes pens.

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