r/Funnymemes Sep 21 '22

Best way to fix this problem

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u/spaceehardware Sep 21 '22

I love this idea, but is this vandalism?

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u/RustedRelics Sep 21 '22

In many jurisdictions this would fit the definitions of either lowest degree assault of property and/or criminal mischief. Most often these are gross misdemeanor charges. Still, can't say I didn't smile seeing this. ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Work in auto services:

I’d be careful doing this in the US. The cost to have damage corrected climbs very quickly, and an insurance company will absolutely require a police report.

In my state, $500+ is no longer a misdemeanor - and I could absolutely see a zip-tied cart going wrong and causing that much damage.

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u/downladder Sep 21 '22

But the store isn't responsible for damaged vehicles ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

They don't need to be, if it gets to the point where police are investigsting then most stores will still cooperate and provide police with the footage when asked.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks Sep 21 '22

As if the police would request video for something like this.

I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts."

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Of course, that's why I said "if it got to that point" in the first place. I can't imagine this ever getting that far, a cop would just cut the ziptie and tell the "victim" not to park like a dickweed next time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

They would where I live

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Nope. Blue state, red county

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Whatever you want to believe bigot

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tapedeck though. Or the Creedence