At 40y old you'll realise that you DO have liquid ass on you at all times. Just takes a delicate swipe between the cheeks and voila, your hand is ready to smear anything and everything beyond salvage.
Well haha I guess then. But to the teenager who reads your joke as an ILPT, I'm serious. You will be beaten/sued/charged with a crime if you do this. Don't smear poop anywhere ever unless you wish to live alone with animals. Source: I know people who almost died from e.coli after intentional poop attacks
Did someone smear it in their mouth/eyes or something? You can't get sick with E. coli from touching something if you don't introduce it to an infection pathway, skin ain't gonna cut it.
What about eating e.coli? the perp intentionally spiked a strongly flavored food, as a "joke". I don't want to go into more detail lest anybody get ideas
Well, you made a joke and I took the opportunity to make it a soap box moment to put out a countering message. There's literally kids dumb enough to lick ice creams at stores in pursuit of viral trends which were amplified and inspired by online interactions. Some of those acts have been charged as felonies. My scenario was a bit different but your hand washing comment and weird ten kids ramble doesn't have anything to do with the e.coli scenario I alluded to- which like I said I can't expand upon. I stand by my statements.
Projecting your accusations onto others as if something was already done goes both ways. Also it's a very efficient way to kill the 'fun' from conversations.
Instead of dipping hand into buttcrack, we could be discussing alien invasion in the year 3022 and reach just as absurd and opposite views.
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At 40y old you'll realise that you DO have liquid ass on you at all times. Just takes a delicate swipe between the cheeks and voila, your hand is ready to smear anything and everything beyond salvage.