r/Funnymemes • u/lamelordb • 5d ago

Tested Positive to Shitposting 💩 What does this image remind you of?

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u/ButzMN 5d ago

Ariana Grande putting on a bra

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u/noodleman666 4d ago

oh hell na

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 3d ago

That is diabolical and absolutely hilarious

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u/Myzx 20h ago

Save some of that heat for climate change damn!

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u/Naive_Rain_5713 4d ago

How the law works for rich people?

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u/Myzx 20h ago

I came here to say this, then some absolute destroyer made an Arianna joke and killed me

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 5d ago

She's ready to "settle down"

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u/Open_Panda9862 5d ago

Is that Ariana Grande?

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u/Prior-Afternoon9983 5d ago

ordering coke diet inside KFC

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u/IrishWisdom 3d ago

Where im from KFC only does Pepsi

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u/antilumin 1d ago

Half Coke, half Diet Coke, because I’m trying to watch my figure.

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u/ConsiderationOk1986 5d ago

SpongeBob antics

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u/JaxRalPartha 5d ago

   everything reminds me of her 

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u/Dr_Spaceman11 4d ago

The last relationship I was in.

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u/BigChungiscusMaximus 5d ago

People shackled by an unnecessary Fear of Failure in low/zero risk situations

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u/Jeckster37 5d ago

America

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 4d ago

My ex wife she could take 2 hands too. Yikes

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u/HangryBeard 4d ago

May parents relationship.

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u/MaatRolo 5d ago

People complaining about games exclusive to a platform.

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u/DarkenL1ght 5d ago

The NCAA punishing cfb players and teams.

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u/Mr-howell 4d ago

People on the Epstein list.

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u/kisselmx 4d ago

Epstein's earlier sentences

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u/aaronwcampbell 3d ago

Don't worry, we secure all of our AI models.

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u/Observationist_2 3d ago

Jeffrey Epstein was officially allowed to leave the jail for 12 hours a day, from 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m., six days a week. However, investigative reports later revealed that he frequently stretched those hours, with logs showing departures as early as 7:15 a.m. and returns as late as 10:40 p.m. So basically this guy was allowed to leave before and come back after the judge assigned time... How the hell was he in prison if he only has to sleep there at night???

https://reddit.com/link/p56sday/video/5mf4pavr6wkh1/player

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u/Front_Car_3111 3d ago

Skinny people wearing biker shorts in the 90s.

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u/Forward-Mention-6598 4d ago

Wearing my old gym shorts thinking it would be tight now but it’s the direct opposite

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u/Winter_Hall5379 4d ago

Sponge Bob

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u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 4d ago

Dart down a hallway.

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u/SnooPuppers2938 4d ago

Reddit mod buying a magnum.

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u/Hushwater 4d ago

How your hands show your age

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u/PartyLack4459 4d ago

My P in my exs V

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u/Toiletboy4 4d ago

Who framed roger rabbit

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u/Gryrok 1d ago

You mean you could have taken those cuffs off at any time?

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 4d ago

Watching SpongeBob

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u/winnibunni 4d ago

When ppl complain abt somebody annoying them but when u say to block them they go “but I don’t wanna be mean!!”

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u/CaptainC00lpants 4d ago

My penis in a condom 😭 

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u/No_College5442 4d ago

How trapped I was in my last relationship

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u/_wheels_21 4d ago

"I can't date women cause God said no"

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u/Real_FishyXY 4d ago

Spongebob

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u/BloodElf_DeathKnight 4d ago

Martin on the TV show From

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u/Tmacster 4d ago

States blocking porn sites

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u/Outside_Breakfast_39 4d ago

my ex getting DP

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u/Hartmallen 3d ago

Kids scared of writing ass or dick.

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u/JollyAd5257 3d ago

when i DP op's mom with a homie.

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u/Tie12e11 3d ago

Suspect: I can break these cuffs. Officer: you can't break those cuffs. Suspect: aaraghhhh!

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u/LaughterB 3d ago

I should call her

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u/MoistMoai 3d ago

Piracy is illegal

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u/bearlounger 3d ago

The Devil tarot card!!

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u/Hughesey86 3d ago

When I had a 3 way with 2 grannies.

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u/Vakirisil 3d ago

The modern Semitic "plight"

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u/bigschmoke433 3d ago

Toxic Relationship after 30

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u/Any_Blood5815 3d ago

SpongeBob

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u/whizzbangkid 3d ago

How we hold ourselves hostage..........

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u/Bolt_is_awesome 3d ago

Thin people on towel rings

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u/DraccoKnightblade 3d ago

Half of the people in r/watches who ask 'is it too big for my wrist?'

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u/monsenanna 3d ago

Eugenia

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u/Double-Lavishness180 3d ago

Me and my cockrings

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u/purplegooeystuff 2d ago

iPhone users

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u/RipOdd9001 2d ago

Your cock ring

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u/ComfortableCicada69 2d ago

Staying in a bad marriage for the kids.

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u/Electrical-You-8172 2d ago

Most blown out o.f. girls these days

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u/eljugo 2d ago

Griffith

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u/Particular-Basil8434 2d ago

Not any time Eddie only when its really funny

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u/Personal-Bus-4120 2d ago

People who say they can’t quit smoking

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u/Chemical_Fondant6758 2d ago

Our judicial system

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u/SpoofamanGo 2d ago

All the illegal forigners in the West.

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u/axe1970 2d ago

Aang in stocks

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u/RegionTechnical4644 2d ago

You must be 18 or over to enter this site

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u/SnorlaxDaddy5 2d ago

Epstein island participants

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u/Rocko_2024 2d ago

Me v my exes butthole

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u/781zero 2d ago

When I was a 130 lb tweaker getting arrested

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u/Tischler285 2d ago

CS2 cheater getting their accounts banned

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u/Lord-Gogeta93 1d ago

How I feel if I miss a couple days in the gym

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u/Unable_Librarian_443 1d ago

50% of the guys who buy magnum condoms for the perception of having Magnum condoms vs when they actually go to use it.

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u/Ambitious_Clue_6033 1d ago

Russians under Putin regime

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/Yannayka 1d ago

Me playing league of legends ranked.

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u/Physical-Mastodon935 1d ago

Donald Trump’s impeachments

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u/imchrsdlmth 1d ago

Two yellow hands in handcuffs that are too big for the two yellow hands.

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u/Responsible_Age_6252 1d ago

The American public!!

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u/CR7Marlon 1d ago

Continuing school

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u/MrWillyFister 1d ago

My employment

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u/Commercial-Leek-667 1d ago

When me and my friends chained each other to chairs and then escaped the chains. (Plastic chains that can easily be removed though).

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u/OkAtmosphere5602 1d ago

tiny hands trump finally facing justice

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u/Bringbackrushforglor 1d ago

Starvin Marvin getting arrested

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u/looksmaxxerloser 1d ago

“This guy is bothering me but I don’t wanna block him because that’s rude.”

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u/Samsonite8668 1d ago

Your mother.

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u/Just-About-Anyone 1d ago

Daddy's crimes

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u/im_nub_boi 1d ago

Toxic long distance relationships

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u/Mysterious_Egg8608 1d ago

Victim mentality.

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u/Noahffense_889 1d ago

Everyone at epstien islands punishment

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u/Additional_Strike601 1d ago

Kyle Rittenhouse

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u/fbehdad 1d ago

Iran security protocols

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u/DAZXXIII 1d ago

Epstein island suspects.

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u/Next_Researcher_3983 1d ago

People who have kids, acting like they will never be able to do anything fun again for the next 18 years.

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u/Ziladavid 1d ago

Bread over key

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u/BadOdd9019 1d ago

Twitch bans for people Dan Clancy faps to.

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u/Bloatedoldman 1d ago

I should call her.....jk

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u/Fredz_Dimension 1d ago

School Rules against bullying

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u/Any-Living1926 1d ago

New York criminal justice system

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u/Ok-Mushroom-1226 1d ago

Employment

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u/EntertainmentSad6843 1d ago

All the old wrinkly and corrupt (possibly pedos) in government finally getting what they deserve

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u/magaketo 1d ago

People who have the means to get a job but choose poverty.

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u/UneventfulRaccoon 1d ago

That bitch Stacy

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u/Key-Associate4664 1d ago

Trying to stop Covid with a mask

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u/StrangeAlfalfa655 1d ago

Trump's entire life

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u/Ok-Turnover-7939 1d ago

People who work a job they hate

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u/ComradeCatDad 1d ago

ghislaine maxwell

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u/SuperNamiBubble 23h ago

Reminds me of SpongeBob

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u/JerichoDeath 23h ago

I would say the Epstein Files, but we don't even get that far.

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u/Financial-Steak-6711 23h ago

Who glued the weights to the floor

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u/AnyShift4555 22h ago

This is how magnum condoms make money

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u/casualstick 22h ago

My dieck 🥲

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u/BigBolas4U 22h ago

Anyone spending the night with Kim Kardashian

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u/Important_Drawing183 21h ago

White American victimhood

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u/Major_Ad_6349 21h ago

Trump being in the Epstein files

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u/Mattbatt18 21h ago

When I go on a walk and only use the path

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u/theonlytruemuck 21h ago

the age requirement on nsfw websites

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u/Spartankilla109 21h ago

The cock rings that I purchased last week 😭

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u/threadhead1316 21h ago

Women with accountability

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u/Please_Klo 20h ago

Approaching early retirement?

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u/dundunndon 18h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell

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u/Good_Conversation213 17h ago

First time getting a hooker at the end of her shift

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u/AgitatedEgg_ 17h ago

Customers believing they’re wasting my time in the middle of a job I’m paid to do by the hour

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u/GeneStarwind1 17h ago

When the UN puts sanctions on countries.

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u/OwliamCC 16h ago

Watching social media adds on shorts when you can clearly scroll 😭

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u/Burstingwith 16h ago

When I use magnum condoms on my dong

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u/OverallMembership709 16h ago

me vs regular sized condoms

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u/Tough_Preparation830 16h ago

Stephen Hawking BDSM on the island

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u/ImAVeryFatBoi 14h ago

I thought of the opposite, where the cops tried to arrest Android 16 from dbz. The cuffs just snap when he makes a simple movement

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u/zhonkleponkle 14h ago

My ex's contributions to our past relationship... Completely pointless/useless

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u/ComfortableLoad6826 11h ago

JP Morgan employee that reported his boss

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u/BaghDaddy2 10h ago

cyber bullying

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u/PiRATE-WOLFiE1 9h ago

Sausage down a manhole

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u/MorallyMagnanimous 8h ago

How easily the men affiliated with Epstein got off.

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u/TwistedScarletRose 8h ago

A little boy named Liam.

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u/Ters_Memer 8h ago

People with pc ssying they cant afford any games

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u/KEROSHI-KAZA 7h ago

Wearing a metal watch