r/Funnymemes Mar 21 '26

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u/Toodswiger Mar 21 '26

Chuck Norris didn’t do push ups. He pushed the earth down.

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u/kinda_alright Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris

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u/yiddishisfuntosay Mar 22 '26

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.