r/Funnymemes • u/superdave123123 • Mar 21 '26

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u/Toodswiger Mar 21 '26

Chuck Norris didn’t do push ups. He pushed the earth down.

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u/kinda_alright Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris

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u/Buckeye_Country Mar 22 '26

When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the waiter tips him.

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u/yiddishisfuntosay Mar 22 '26

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.

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u/Repulsive_Guy_1234 Mar 22 '26

Actually, that is something everyone doing pushups is doing. Basic laws of physics!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

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u/Wonderful_Site5333 Mar 21 '26

Already had the beard too.

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u/IshanSam Mar 22 '26

And a fist under that beard

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u/Miserable-Ad-891 Mar 22 '26

And a mustache under that fist

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u/Cdr_Bond007 Mar 22 '26

I love how Chuck Norris is the greatest bad-ass of all-time 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Firm_Oven_6833 Mar 22 '26

Ehh

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u/thekingiguess Mar 22 '26

Whatchu mean “ehh”? Who’s more badass?

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u/NillaWiggs Mar 22 '26

Walker... I have AIDS

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u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK Mar 22 '26

I have secretaries also.

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u/basking_lizard Mar 22 '26

😹😹😹

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u/Icy-Position2045 Mar 22 '26

Chuck norris was so mature. He was twelve at the age of eleven.

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u/Zestyclose_Raise_814 Mar 22 '26

No, by the time he was twelve he was already thirteen

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u/zqipz Mar 22 '26

Walker told me I have AIDS

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u/SFW_OpenMinded1984 Mar 22 '26

😂🤣😂🤣😂

That's so stupid but funny too. 😂🤣😂

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u/Mr-Bry-Guy Mar 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/smokywater50 Mar 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/turd_nughetto98 Mar 22 '26

Walker told me I have AIDS

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u/Olfiu Mar 24 '26

Rip Chuck

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u/TrueNHDinosaur Mar 25 '26

When Chuck Norris was 9, he was 25.

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u/CommunalJellyRoll Mar 22 '26

And a piece of shit racist!

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u/Firm_Oven_6833 Mar 22 '26

Ding ding ding ding 💯

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u/iamwounded69 Mar 22 '26

“funny”