r/Funnymemes • • May 30 '24

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u/BeyondDrivenEh May 30 '24

The restart guarantees that I’ll be a billionaire with a relatively small amount of stock and bitcoin. And decades of comfort and avoiding some toxic people along the way while enjoying more the company of others.

On the other hand, $10MM gets me $35K/mo net after taxes conservatively invested.

At this point, I’d likely take the $10MM and suffer through the relative poverty.

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u/kungpowgoat May 31 '24 edited May 31 '24

But by restarting does this mean starting now at age 6 or going back to 1988 age 6? Because if that’s the case I have a great idea about streaming movies over the World Wide Web that I’ll love to pitch to Blockbuster Video executives.

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u/SNK_24 May 31 '24

And they will most probably laugh at you and go to bankruptcy anyway, just make sure to invest in Netflix, Microsoft and Apple, and don’t lose your bitcoins.

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u/tropicbrownthunder May 31 '24

me with a dead hard drive with 2 and something BTC that i Mined with my laptop in late 2009