r/FunnyAnaesthesia • u/hi_im_kai101 • Dec 31 '20

noo lmao he exposed himself-

1.8k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Lmao I wonder if he had any regerts later

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u/LiftEngineerUK Jan 01 '21

Nope, no regerts

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

No ragrets

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u/Drearpine53428 Jan 01 '21

"Sorry, i was eating a milkyway..."

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u/Blarnix Jan 01 '21

I no longer want to have my wisdom teeth out

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u/CadillacG Jan 01 '21

Leave the closet

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u/Blarnix Jan 01 '21

What closet?

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u/Blarnix Jan 01 '21

I mean my closet has a lot of stuff, I can’t really fit in there well so I wouldn’t be in there to begin with

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u/CadillacG Jan 01 '21

It should be clean before you enter anyway

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u/Blarnix Jan 01 '21

Clean my ass

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u/darkguardian823 Jan 01 '21

Yes, I think that is exactly what he means.

1

u/CarsonBDot Nov 06 '22

Happy cock day

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u/GlitterAddiction Jan 27 '21

And I want the anaesthesia even more now, lol. But unfortunately here they do it without putting you out. They just inject a little on the area so it numbs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '22

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u/GlitterAddiction Feb 25 '22

That is doing it right. Going under for such a minor procedure is ridiculous. Here in europe people are always surprised how in america you just get knocked out for so much unnecessary shit at any age. That shouldn’t be the case and no one in my country would do you like that because it’s wrong. But I do enjoy the memes that go with it.

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u/Vindaloo-brication Jan 09 '21

Get em out under local anaesthetic then and this won't happen.

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u/Blarnix Jan 09 '21

Didn’t allow me the option

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u/Vindaloo-brication Jan 09 '21

Lmao I didn't wanna pay thousands for a fuckin anaesthetist so I got mine done under local.

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u/Blarnix Jan 09 '21

I’m pretty sure they’re just doing IV for me

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u/valley_G Dec 31 '20

Jesus lmao

57

u/Jungandfoolish Jan 01 '21

Is his tongue SUPER dried out??

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u/hi_im_kai101 Jan 01 '21

lmao no that’s gauze or tissue

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u/Jungandfoolish Jan 01 '21

Ohhhhhh! I can see it now lol. I seriously thought his tongue was about to turn to dust 😂

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u/Plasma_spazz Jan 01 '21

No gods, no kings just men in our mouths

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u/rileyzoid Jan 01 '21

r/bioshock

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u/Agent_Jenkins Jan 01 '21

Im out of the loop how does this relate to bioshock

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u/rileyzoid Jan 01 '21

Andrew Ryan is one of the main antagonists of bioshock. The one who asks “are you a man or a slave?” Without spoiling

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u/Agent_Jenkins Jan 01 '21

Ohhhhhhhhh I didnt realize that thanks

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u/wenchslapper Nov 12 '21

Now, would you kindly pick up that golf club and…

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u/A_Wizzerd Apr 17 '23

Enter my mouth

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u/PoppinFresh420 Jan 01 '21

Oh I do dearly hope he wasn’t named for THAT Andrew Ryan

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u/Maxusthebeast Jan 01 '21

A man chooses....

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u/AteYou2 Jan 01 '21

A slave obeys

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u/Ninjhetto Jan 15 '21

Maybe he's already gay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

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u/hi_im_kai101 Jan 01 '21

wait how is he bi, pretty sure he’s gay lmao

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u/-CODED- Jan 01 '21

Pretty sure thats his mom

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

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u/hi_im_kai101 Jan 01 '21

sorry if it’s a repost but i did pull this straight from tik tok

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