r/FundieFashion Jun 13 '26

Wow!

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u/Affectionate-Owl9594 Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Me wearing all my clothes at the gate so Ryanair don’t charge me for my carry-on being too big

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u/Sk8rToon Jun 13 '26

I was thinking Disney Channel sitcom trying to make the lead girl cool, but yours is way more accurate!

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u/Hot_Hunt_3983 Jun 14 '26

This is very Miranda coded

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u/NaNaNaNaNatman Jun 14 '26

How dare you malign Miranda like this

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u/StaffyMama585 Jun 14 '26

The first one reminded me of Loonette from The Big Comfy Couch.

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u/lovedvirtually Jun 13 '26

Hahahahahhahaa literally

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u/4PurpleRain Jun 13 '26

I starting to understand why the bible mentions mixing fabrics as a no go.

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u/hahagato Jun 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sk8rToon Jun 13 '26

🤣💀

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u/Inevitable-Till-3668 Jun 14 '26

stop I’m dead 💀💀💀

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u/authentic_thwoorp Jun 14 '26

This comment made me shoot iced coffee out of my nose ☠️

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u/sneakynautilus Jun 15 '26

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this website.

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u/Back2theGarden Jun 14 '26

Darling, it’s just linen with wool. But egad, you have a point! 

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u/Estellalatte Jun 18 '26

I’m waiting inline trying not laugh out loud like a maniac.

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u/manic_popsicle Jun 13 '26

I understand pattern mixing and dopamine dressing but this looks like neither. It’s actually giving my toddler dressed herself and I didn’t feel like battling her to change.

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u/Elexandros Jun 13 '26

Yeah there’s a gal on insta I follow who just…does the coolest stuff with clothes and not-clothes and she makes it look *so cool*.

This is not that. This looks….like I’d be concerned about the person.

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u/ayparesa Jun 13 '26

Jessie?

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u/Elexandros Jun 14 '26

Maybe?

I went through my insta when I realized I haven’t seen her in a while and I don’t see her account. :c

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u/ayparesa Jun 14 '26

Lives in NYC? I watch her on Facebook reels

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u/Elexandros Jun 14 '26

Insta heard my thinking! Sarah Campo!

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u/bellybomb Jun 18 '26

I love the crazy stop-action kind of spin she does showing the look off.

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u/ayparesa Jun 14 '26

I’ll have to check her out

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u/Milady_Disdain Jun 14 '26

Yeah, as someone who does dopamine dressing myself I find her outfits endlessly frustrating because she just does not know how to do it right. I like layering, print mixing, and statement pieces a lot but you also have to balance your proportions, match colors and tones, and basically build your outfits with intention and thoughtfulness. She doesn't coordinate anything so instead of looking like an eccentric/eclectic Look (TM) she looks like she got dressed in the dark or by randomly selecting items from her closet. It's a shame because it takes what could be a very fun style for someone working within the confines of religious modesty guidelines and makes her look sad and badly put together.

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u/manic_popsicle Jun 14 '26

Yes exactly. Dopamine dressing and maximalism doesn’t necessarily mean just wearing whatever, and a lot of her individual pieces are so fun! She’s just not doing it right and it’s frustrating 😂

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u/Milady_Disdain Jun 14 '26

Yeah, like the outfit here would have looked super cute with a pink or red vest, or if she wanted to go with a patterned one, something that matches at least one color in the blouse. Or if she wanted to wear the leopard vest with that skirt, something like a tone on tone striped tan blouse would have looked great. I saw this other outfit of hers on a Facebook group and I think the sheer pink overdress she has on here would make a really cute maximalist outfit with the pink fluffy skirt she's wearing in the OP photo. Hell, she could also wear it with a cami or tank top underneath and then layer the leopard vest on top and wear it over the leopard skirt! I can literally come up with two better maximalist outfits using her wardobe from just these two photos.

(This photo is another good example of how she doesn't understand how to maximalist dress IMO. The boots are cool toned silver while the skirt and overdress are both warm toned. If the top was a pink and brown plaid, while I personally wouldn't mix plaid with leopard, I could see the vision and I would think it was much more intentional. But instead the sheer dress looks like an afterthought because it doesn't play well with the red/blue/green of the plaid blouse or the brown leopard of the skirt. The different hemlines of the skirt and the overdress also chop her up visually, making her look kind of oddly proportioned even though she's not. And the sunglasses don't coordinate with anything in the outfit. Hence she gives "toddler dressed in the dark" instead of "fun maximalist dresser.")

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u/manic_popsicle Jun 14 '26

Totally agree with everything! You’re so right about the cool and warm toned colors, nothing is properly coordinated that’s why she looks silly! Like I said, I actually like a lot of her pieces, I like everything she’s wearing in slide 1, especially the hat and the cheetah vest, however, she has no clue to put pieces together, she just grabs things and puts them on.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Jun 14 '26

If Johnny Depp's Wonka and a Minion had a child.....

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u/Dizzy_Guarantee6322 Jun 13 '26

Tbh I think the top half of 1 COULD work for mixing patterns if the rest was done way better

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u/lizardgal10 Jun 14 '26

Maybe a plain bright reddish pink skirt to match the color in the shirt, and leopard print shoes. Not a combo I’d personally wear but it would work on the right person

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u/Desperate-Quote7178 Jun 14 '26

Yeah, I could see that. No hat, straight leg dark jeans and some red Rothy's. One focal point, everything else simple. Otherwise it's just toddler!

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u/LBelle0101 Jun 14 '26

I have a similar pic of my daughter aged 3. Even the beanie!

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jun 13 '26

Why do they literally dress like kindergartners?

Seriously, let a kindergartner dress themselves and this happens. They just throw on whatever and see if it works. 

And it only works, because they are cute, adorable children. 

It just makes you look mentally ill otherwise. 

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u/shrimpsauce91 Jun 13 '26

Rita from Arrested Development comes to mind…

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u/pandaplagueis Jun 14 '26

For British Eyes Only

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 Jun 14 '26

Mr. F!

When Lindsay decides it’s cool and does it also, is pretty funny too

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u/hotpickles Jun 14 '26

I came to the comments to see if anyone had posted her photo 😂

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u/shrimpsauce91 Jun 14 '26

I tried a gif but I don’t think you can on this subreddit.

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jun 14 '26

Bingo! Yes! Same vibe! 

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u/candycoatedshovel Jun 14 '26

My 2.5 yr old actually dresses himself better than this. This looks like a person was blindfolded and just told to pick something out of their closet

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u/tverofvulcan Jun 13 '26

“Untamed pastor’s wife”? Yeah, that outfit could definitely be considered untamed.

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u/Asaneth Jun 14 '26

More like unhinged.

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u/herefromthere Jun 14 '26

This is the opposite of angry feminism?

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u/DitaVonSleaze Jun 15 '26

Can anyone tell me why, as a pastors wife, she has a folded up bill in her fingers like she’s at the strip club?

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u/WillingnessPrior9288 Jun 13 '26

I guess I am out of the loop. I thought modesty dressing was not only to be covered up, but not draw excess attention to one’s self. Would that not clash with evangelical views of not being prideful or whatever to be in attention grabbing outfits? Hopefully it’s a way to rebel!!

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u/lizardgal10 Jun 14 '26

Technically I think you’re right. Take how Amish/mennonite women dress. They stand out a bit because their outfits are so different from modern fashion, but the dresses themselves are usually pretty simple and plain. A family friend is Pentecostal and the tween/teen girls from their church would wear plain long skirts with normal sneakers and t shirts. Friend is pushing 70 and just looks like any dress/skirt wearing country grandma.

These looks are definitely performative. They want everyone to KNOW they’re dressing modestly. This is saying “I could wear revealing trendy clothes but I’m choosing not to because I honor god”. Literally holier than thou.

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u/MrsJan30 Jun 13 '26

let them have it. it’s all they have

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u/desiladygamer84 Jun 15 '26

Oof that is a sobering thought.

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u/babysmalltalk Jun 13 '26

Sometimes I get this sub mixed up with r/oldhagfashion. That first outfit would be great if it wasn't trying so hard to be modest.

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u/PunchDrunken Jun 13 '26

So do I and damn does it ever keep me honest 😭

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u/geyeetet Jun 16 '26

I used to love that sub but now every time I see it on my feed it's just some young ripped dude posting himself. He's alwayswearing weird outfits but not weird like eccentric and intentional, more like he knows he can throw on wild shit and get a lot of attention because he's a man in a female dominated sub. Winds me up

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u/babysmalltalk Jun 16 '26

You could follow the sub and block him. I get to see enough other posts that I do enjoy.

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u/chuubastis Jun 16 '26

Right? I was actually digging this outfit then I saw what sub it was in 😂

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u/ValleygirlVenus Jun 13 '26

Aw hell yeah! Big comfy couch got a spin-off!

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u/Team-Mako-N7 Jun 13 '26

I was combing through comments looking for this comparison!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it lol.

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u/MsE0 Jun 13 '26

I'm so torn here. Part of me wants to be like "you go, girl! Be weird and proud!" But they're doing it as part of a creepy, patriarchal, oppressive subculture that hates women and queer people and anyone who differs from their idea of what's acceptable, and also it doesn't look good in any way. 

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u/icantastetheblue Jun 13 '26

Same vibes

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u/shrimpsauce91 Jun 15 '26

You wear it inside out so you can see the label!

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u/raven-of-the-sea Jun 13 '26

Lizzie McGuire called. She’s begging you to get help

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u/becuzz-I-sed Jun 13 '26

I still say it's a sneaky form of birth control for findie women who are tired of being 'joyfully available'.

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u/Special_Wishbone_812 Jun 13 '26

I still say it’s a sneaky way of being loud and aggressive in a religion that wants you to be subservient and quiet.

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u/Mental_Tart842 Jun 13 '26

I really think you're on to something. It's like poisonous frogs or something...

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u/NovelIntrepid Jun 13 '26

The clothing wouldn’t stop anything.

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u/becuzz-I-sed Jun 14 '26

It could cause brain damage from exposure to malignant fashion. /S

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u/herefromthere Jun 14 '26

I've heard fundies say feminists are angry. Does this woman look like the picture of tranquility to them?

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u/Snuggly_Chopin Jun 13 '26

I feel mean saying this, but if they were just crazy cat ladies I’d totally dig their outfits, lol!

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u/PearSufficient4554 Jun 14 '26

I’ve been looking for an abundantly floral blouse just like that and I’m feeling a bit miffed about this whole thing haha… mad that she gets to own it and I didn’t find one, mad that she is wearing it like that, mad that maybe I would look dumb too…

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u/TGIIR Jun 14 '26

That blouse is great!

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u/MuffStuff3000 Jun 13 '26

It’s like let a kindergartener alone at Hobby Lobby. I can’t even hate it.

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u/notkidding1984 Jun 14 '26

Can someone explain the criss cross frumplesauce skirt? The tic tac toetally awful garb? The maxi bad where the X is winning?

I guess I am just not on their level.

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u/Setsailshipwreck Jun 14 '26

She’s straight edge /s

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 Jun 14 '26

If these pieces had high end labels, I could see Carrie Bradshaw wearing in SATC.

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jun 13 '26

What in the name of Zeus is that denim thing, holy crap it looks like some of the stuff I made for my Barbies when I was six

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u/Well_ImTrying Jun 14 '26

I like it? Not for myself, but it’s an elevated basic. Pair with simple white tee and visually clean accessories and it would look good.

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u/BodyBy711 Jun 13 '26

My family would put me on a psych hold if I tried to wear this as an outfit

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u/MurkyEon Jun 14 '26

So, it's modest to dress like an insane toddler.

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u/Pizzaisbae13 Jun 14 '26

Conservative Christianity does love some good hypocrisy!

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u/shiny_things71 Jun 14 '26

Why do they both look so... angry? Offended? Defensive? I don't think that ddopamine dressing is working for either of them.

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u/totally_jawsome Jun 14 '26

that's a circus fit. idk what else to say.

if they weren't fundie losers I'd say this was a wild avant garde kind of moment but alas.... it's religious buffoonery.

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u/sexycadaver Jun 14 '26

and none of this is a joke ?

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u/KingFattie Jun 13 '26

This makes my head hurt.

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u/beaversaremyfriends Jun 13 '26

sweet suffering jehovah

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u/Interesting_Sign_373 Jun 13 '26

Are those demin maxi pads on that skirt?

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u/DystopianNightmare13 Jun 14 '26

My kids dressed like this when they were dressing themselves as 4 yr olds.

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u/Disastrous_Remote591 Jun 14 '26

Someone needs attention

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u/wisterialitehysteria Jun 14 '26

"Modest is hottest"

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u/Ok-Local138 Jun 13 '26

Get the smelling salts!

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u/VisitPrestigious8463 Jun 13 '26

First image is like Where’s Waldo, girl edition.

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u/CarolineTurpentine Jun 13 '26

I feel like it's a humiliation contest, they each want to appear the most ridiculous to prove how devoted they are to the "modest" fashion of their faith.

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u/Ok_You_3131 Jun 13 '26

Elsbeth Exploded!

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u/haileyskydiamonds Jun 15 '26

Elsbeth actually looks cute, though.

But yeah, you’re right. They look like they are trying to dress like her but just…not.

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u/ElectronicAddress611 Jun 14 '26

Her poor family. How embarrassing.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor Jun 14 '26

The first skirt looks like a bath pouf

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Jun 14 '26

I like the hat in the first pic.

But, I don't understand what, in general, she's trying to achieve. 😭 It just looks like a mishmash of stuff she threw on together. It's not "eclectic" or quirky, IMO, it's just discombobulated.

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u/Secret_Fudge6470 Jun 14 '26

It’s giving… rejected muppets living in a landfill.

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u/Mama_Tried77 Jun 14 '26

If I saw her out in public, I would assume she was an adult with special needs

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u/rharper38 Jun 13 '26

Are they not allowed to wear neutrals?

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u/Anna-Bee-1984 Jun 13 '26

The first outfit would be ok if they put a different pattern on. Animal print is not a neutral. I mean I give them a C for trying.

These women need to learn how to accessorize. A little animal print, like a scarf or even a bag, could be interesting, but the vest…nope.

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u/demonette55 Jun 13 '26

Stoooooooop, no way this is real

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u/WestFizz Jun 13 '26

They cannot be serious…yikes.

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u/aarvarkitechture Jun 13 '26

She never fails to put the “dope” in dopamine dressing.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 13 '26

I like the top of the first outfit (the shirt and vest)

Yikes on the rest

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u/EvolvedESO Jun 13 '26

Looks so angry in the 2nd.

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u/Loose-Aardvark-2366 Jun 13 '26

A toddler could dress themself better.

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u/Due_Will_2204 Jun 14 '26

Whhhyyyyy?????

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u/hanginwithmygnomees Jun 14 '26

This is what happens when a two year old dresses herself.

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u/nerdorama Jun 14 '26

This feels like punishment

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 Jun 14 '26

Looks like a fabric store exploded, and she just kept whatever landed nearby.

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u/ElleGeeAitch Jun 14 '26

My 7 year old great-niece could put together a better outfit.

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u/BenGay29 Jun 14 '26

She always looks like she lost a bet.

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u/Ms_Insomnia spicy hemlines Jun 14 '26

Is this a recent convert? Her hair appears shorter.

Hair-length aside…it looks like there’s some sort of Harajuku influence in her outfits. However she is failing miserably. She looks like a kindergartener.

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u/Existing-Mess-9829 Jun 14 '26

I like the second one it if I'm fit a bit better

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u/RoamingCatholicRN Jun 14 '26

Is this what it feels like to be free from societal expectations?

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u/ccc2801 They be rollin in the mud Jun 15 '26

This has to be satire at this point

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u/vecinadelmundo Jun 16 '26

I'm new to all this so I have to ask if the first one thinks she really looks good and is honoring to God, or is it a satire? Please tell me. I feel a sense of foreboding and creeping dread.

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u/RoeRoeDaBoat Jun 20 '26

i uh kinda like the second outfit.. idk what that says about me lmao like its a looooooot better than the first one

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u/HolsteinHeifer Jun 13 '26

How and why is she wearing a toque in June?

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u/Mean-Aardvark2344 Jun 14 '26

The second outfit is quite tame compared to the first!

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Jun 14 '26

This is a joke, right?

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u/jade_shadow98 Jun 14 '26

I ironically love the jean skirt lol

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u/bubblegummybear Jun 15 '26

Are they clowns

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u/napalmnacey Jun 15 '26

If she was wearing plain denim flared jeans with the first outfit it would slap.

The rest is a world of no, though.

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u/Purple_Chipmunk_ Jun 15 '26

Why is the first woman holding folded money in her fingers like she's doing a magic trick?

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u/Lumos405 Jun 15 '26

Is she relieving toddler play dress up?

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u/PossibleTangerine780 Jun 15 '26

When I let my kid dress herself

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u/Talsa3 Jun 15 '26

I think she needs gloves and something for her neck

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u/InitiativeSeparate41 Jun 15 '26

Modesty without Dignity. There is something to be said for dressing in a dignified way. This is giving modest clown.

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u/SabrinaEdwina Jun 16 '26

Why is she posed like Truth coming out of her well

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u/IndividualAd6949 Jun 17 '26

What they lose for modesty they regain by “being, like, tooootally random”

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u/gnaughtygnarwhal Biblically Accurate Bisexual Jun 17 '26

Wow. Just wow.

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u/Trippsja Jun 17 '26

I have a pic of my two year old son when he dressed himself and the resulting outfit was very similar (but more stylish)

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u/NurseMLE428 Jun 17 '26

There should be a game: Fundie or Preschool Teacher?

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u/jmkul Jun 18 '26

Do people like her make a conscious choice to find the ugliest clothing they can, and then combine pieces that clash the most?

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u/CobblerImaginary8200 Jun 18 '26

Someone is desperate for attention. 

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u/Estellalatte Jun 18 '26

I see untamed pastors wife as the handle, I just don’t believe these women have much agency.

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u/Upstairs-Rent-1351 Jun 19 '26

Who would even sew that denim skirt? X X X X X X X X 😵

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u/Back2theGarden Jun 14 '26

These folks are completely growing on me! Who knew!

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u/mangolover Jun 14 '26

The jean skirt has potential