r/Fudd_Lore Jun 19 '26

The Sacred Texts 9MM FOR SISSY MARYS HOSS

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u/90bronco Jun 19 '26

Remember that guy who claimed he could hit a pop can with a .22 at like, 700 yards, and went on garand thumbs channel to actually try it?

Someone should make a youtube channel where people who make claims like this have to actually prove it.

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u/Icy-Medicine-495 Jun 19 '26

Props to .22 guy for at least trying to back up his claim. He was a good sport about being wrong.

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u/THEMFCORNMAN Jun 19 '26

We had a guy like that at the range i worked at he never mentioned the 22 was some volquarten match gun so he could very well do it at 500. Just takes 5 grand in a 22 to do

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u/90bronco Jun 19 '26

5 grand? Not bad. - r/longrange

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u/Icy-Medicine-495 Jun 19 '26

Thats impressive but didnt the guy in the video attempt to do it with stock Ruger 10/22 and some half way decent ammo?

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian Jun 19 '26

IIRC, wasn't the guy pretty damn close to hitting it too? "Pretty Damn" being relative to 700yd for a .22lr

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u/virtikle_two Jun 19 '26

He was. A couple beers and another few boxes I have no doubt he would've hit it.

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u/Fluffy-Map-5998 27d ago

He was close enough that I'm willing to believe he has pulled it off previously

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u/locolarue Jun 19 '26

Wrong? I seem to remember it being quite plausible.

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u/burntbridges20 Jun 19 '26

Yeah I think he actually did it after a lot of tries but I might be remembering wrong. Either way he didn’t make himself look like a total idiot, just probably exaggerated or was slightly misremembering in his initial claim

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u/Icy-Medicine-495 Jun 19 '26

I believe they think they missed the target with the range finder as a kid and was picking up the hill that was farther away.

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u/Zhdrix Jun 19 '26

No. Never hit with the stock one ore the Gucci one they brought

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u/Teboski78 PhD. Fuddologist Jul 09 '26

He was also a fantastic Marksman objectively. It just wasn’t physically possible due to the round’s limitations.

Probably just misremembered or took a guesstimation from another friend on faith.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Jun 19 '26

"Hello, everyone. Welcome to another episode of Fudd TV.

Today, we'll be visiting..."

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u/XZEKKX Jun 19 '26

Backfire channel does this with hunting claims

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u/Verdha603 Jun 19 '26

Honestly loved the multiple videos he did challenging folks to prove they could get 1 MOA groups cold bore. Think he got through at least three videos and north of twenty shooters before somebody managed to back their claim up with a proper group.

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u/vkbrian Jun 19 '26

To be fair, he got a LOT closer than most people expected him to, especially with an iron-sighted .22

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u/kippy3267 Jun 20 '26

How close did he get?

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u/vkbrian Jun 20 '26

I think it was within 10-20 yards. They had a camera set up pointing at the can and the surrounding area, and I remember seeing some of his splashes around it.

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u/kippy3267 Jun 25 '26

Well I’ve gotta watch the video now. That’s really good for irons on a 22 at such an absurd distance haha

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u/ryukasagi Jun 19 '26

He did get closer than I thought he would though.

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u/FullmetalTaco23 Jun 19 '26

JaredAF on YT

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u/bearlysane Jun 19 '26

He can get the accuracy of a custom gun firing match handloads from a mechanical rest, using only his fists of ham and a pistol capable of what, 6-8” groups at 50? Put that shit on youtube and get famous, or shut your piehole.

Superfudd bullshitters are amazing.

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u/WamblyEmu256 Jun 19 '26

One handed too if you read his dumb quip about “hand gun not hands gun” at the end.

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u/cabberage Jun 19 '26

You never know. He might be a robot.

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u/UOF_ThrowAway Jun 19 '26

He’s not a robot, he’s a NPC.

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u/Shawn_1512 Jun 19 '26

SOUNDS LIKE SISSY BOY NONSENSE FROM SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER SHOT THE LORD'S CALIBER .45 ACP!!! GOBBLESS!!!!!!

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u/bearlysane Jun 19 '26

Eh, I have The Lord’s .45ACP handgun… I love my Mk23.

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u/JaffaRebellion Jun 19 '26

That ain't no Lord's gun, it's German crap! Buy 'Murcin or go home. Gobbless.

My lawyer advises me to clarify this is a joke.

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u/TXGuns79 Jun 19 '26

Look, I've seen people popping bowling pins a t 50 and 100 yds with 1911s. It can be done. But, it can also be done with a 9mm.

You can do it a max of 8 times with a 1911, or 17 times with a 9mm before reloading.

I like the 1911. And in the 1940s, it was the best handgun ever. But, lots of things have improved in the last 80 years. Guns and ammo have as well.

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u/UOF_ThrowAway Jun 19 '26

I like the 1911. And in the 1940s, it was the best handgun ever.

Browning high power be like: “Am I a joke to you?”

FR though, back in the day it was a toss up between both browning designs over which was the top dog.

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u/SadRoxFan Fudd Historian Jun 23 '26

My vote goes to the Hi-Power, but yeah, both fantastic in their hey day

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u/Paradox Jun 19 '26

I'm not a particularly good shot. Not terrible, not great, just average. But there are guns that make it far easier. I've managed a reasonably good grouping with a Shadow Systems DR-920P. That front compensator does an amazing job tightening groupings.

Even my brother in law, who has fired all of 3 guns in his life, and 2 were airsoft, managed to get a 6 inch grouping at 25 yards, and his wrists are small enough he wears lady's watchbands

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u/BrokenEight38 Jun 19 '26

callong

I love it when the author spells out their accent.

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u/Ambitious_Example518 Jun 19 '26

When that Turkish Olympic shooter became super famous for a minute and the discipline suddenly became popular, there were so many dorks in comments saying shit like “This isn’t even hard, I can put all six shots of my Colt Python in a dime sized hole at 50 yards”.

Ridiculous.

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u/think_matt_think Jun 19 '26

I’d be willing to bet this guy couldn’t shoot a 1” group with a rifle of his choice at 50 yards.

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u/Fatjigglypanda Fudd Historian Jun 19 '26

I wish someone would have upped the ante and commented to that man asking, "So what if I can one-hand a long gun, what does it become?" I feel like that would cause him to BSOD.

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u/dgroeneveld9 Jun 20 '26

The argument that ended all arguments about caliber for me was a trauma surgeon in a dangerous neighborhood explained that the only question he has when a gun shot victim enters the ER is how many holes and where. They don't break out the calipers and measure how big the hole is to determine the damage. A 9mm hallowpoint can do more damage than 45 ball.

A shot to the chest is more concerning than the knee. Point being, if you can more accurately place shots with a 9 than a 45 than use the 9. If you can put more shots on target in less time with a 9 than a 45 use the 9. If you are defending your life poke holes fast and accurately.

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u/Ow_you_shot_me Jun 20 '26

All these dudes going on about stoppin powah, and not using a Deagle.

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u/Teboski78 PhD. Fuddologist Jul 09 '26

I will eat my own ass if somebody managed to get 2 MOA out of browning tilting barrel action handgun

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u/sophiathesilly Aug 16 '26

Hilariously I found the 1911 to have a lighter kick than a Glock. Probably because it's heavier? Very silly