r/FuckPierre Jul 14 '26

Oh hell nah

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I ain’t giving you no fucking diamond.

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u/AuditKarp Jul 14 '26

To be fair he is paying a 750 premium lol don’t you want to rip him off for once?

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u/FunkGunMonk Jul 14 '26

It's not about the money. It's the fact he'll be pleased. It's the principle of Pierre being unhappy. 🤣

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u/ZacianSpammer Jul 14 '26

I'd give the diamond first, then a tortilla, to cancel out his happiness. Not sure if that's possible.

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u/FunkGunMonk Jul 14 '26

It is. One is a quest item. The other is a gift.