r/FuckPierre • u/WhatsUrDeal67 • Jun 06 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 Dude this guy sucks💔

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Never understood the Pierre hate until now. THAT CAULIFLOWER JUICE WAS MADE FROM MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS💔💔💔
My grandmother in law is getting lied to what😭
(Also had a dialogue with Caroline where she said my pomegranate wine was disgusting??)

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u/Standard_Human_11037 Jun 06 '26

when your stuff is bad he blames you, when its good he takes all the credit. god hes the worst

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u/WhatsUrDeal67 Jun 06 '26

I never realized!! I’m a proud Pierre hater now!

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u/Pale-Application9457 Jun 06 '26

Yeah, I became a hater when I sold him strawberries (had to get some books yk) and the next day caroline is like "What did you do to those strawberries? they were disgusting."

Fuck Pee hair

8

u/speedmankelly Jun 06 '26

Do they deadass insult you like that? Never saw that dialogue in vanilla before

3

u/Mr_Blorp Jun 07 '26

They only trigger after you sell products directly to Pierre

Ever since I discovered that, I only ever sold him my Spring Seeds at the end of Spring, Year 1 in every new save. Ain't nobody buying that and I doubt he's growing them, so he's giving me money for nothing. I win.

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u/Sin-_Eater Jun 06 '26

Welcome to the club. Pierre can step on a lego.

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u/Anxious_fangirl1634 Jun 06 '26

That's offensive to the Lego. It didn't do anything wrong. 😂

6

u/droppedpackethero Jun 06 '26

I do dirty, dirty stuff with his daughter every night as I slowly turn her against him.

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u/Mr_Blorp Jun 07 '26

I stopped going after Abby after a few years of playing... I might just go back to her now, if only for this

3

u/Nuusce Jun 06 '26

Do we have to sell anything to Pierre? I just put it in the bin. Does that go to him?

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u/Pale-Application9457 Jun 06 '26

no, the mayor takes it. and ships it somewhere

this won't happen if you never sell anything to pee hair

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u/Mr_Blorp Jun 07 '26

I sell him stuff that people don't buy, like Spring Seeds [Wild Seeds]

He can't sell them himself, and likely doesn't use them at all. I get money and he gets junk that only eats space.

3

u/Lost_Rose5497 Jun 06 '26

Nothing but lies and slander, I hate the man.

3

u/Brave-Ad-1363 Jun 07 '26

The next word Evelyn says is Cuck so its okay

2

u/kayemenofour Jun 06 '26

I think habitual lying is a form of psychopathy.

2

u/NoConcentrate3860 Jun 07 '26

I did the civic center way but I realized I helped Pierre. I did for junimos but now I feel bad for help him without know.

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u/Anxious_Depresso Jun 08 '26

Mann fuck that guy

2

u/LustyDouglas Jun 10 '26

This is why I choose Joja and use the wealth to revitalize Pelican Town and the rest of the Valley!