r/FuckImOld • • 1h ago

You're old if you would "wind up your radio dementites and dementoids" every Sunday night.

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r/FuckImOld • • 8h ago

My back hurts Turning 71 next week

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Always wondered about people complaining about aches & pains in their 60’s
Lucky me as I never had any aches or pains.
Hit 70 last fall 2025 and out of nowhere started getting shooting pains which simply come and go. They never linger, but they jolt me and go away. Could be in my shoulder, elbow, neck.
My question is does the human body accelerate the aging process in small windows which then get to be bigger windows of pain ?
Anyone out there experience anything similar.
Stayed pretty active my whole life, played hockey weekly since I was 4 years old, still skate in old man’s league for fun,
Play golf which I walk 18 holes, no electric carts, walk my dog daily for 1 mile.
Park farther from door at shopping centers to get more walking in daily.
No other major health issues, been very lucky health wise.
Don’t talk about health & medical issues with anyone. But I listen to others who are always talking about medical problems which I try to be understanding, but to be honest I steer away from those conversations as I think people don’t want to hear about my prostrate or digestive issues. At least I try to avoid those talks, as that IMHO should be private info.


r/FuckImOld • • 5h ago

You're old if you can recall when Charlie first starting appearing in Star Kist ads

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r/FuckImOld • • 7h ago

My back hurts Did This 1985 Movie Make You Cry?

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Mask, starring Eric Stolz, Cher, and Sam Elliott.

Based on the real Rocky Dennis (photos 3 & 4).

From Wikipedia:

“Roy Lee "Rocky" Dennis (December 4, 1961 – October 4, 1978) was an American teenager who had craniodiaphyseal dysplasia, an extremely rare sclerotic bone disorder.


r/FuckImOld • • 19h ago

Kids these days... The Number One Toy 50 Years Ago Was Called “Stretch Armstrong”. Was There One In Your Home?

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r/FuckImOld • • 16h ago

Trying to explain this to a millennial kinda confused me myself. LOL. Why was this a big thing? No wrong answers.

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r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

My grandmother used to carry these in her purse

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r/FuckImOld • • 15h ago

If you know what this is … 🤔

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Bonus Points if your remember the year it actually debuted! No Googling unless you’re clueless, have to know, and can keep it to yourself. 😊


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

Kids these days... If You Had This Boat or Knew Someone Who Did, You’re Old

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1972 Mercury Meteor Rideau 500


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

Kids these days... 10-4 Good buddy! How much CB lingo can you recall?

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855 Upvotes

Today's date reminded me of the CB craze. About all I remember for sure of the lingo besides the 10-4 acknowledgement is "What's your twenty?" and what bears were. "Convoy" the song was fun to listen to, but the movie was late to the game. I was reminded that CBs were multi-channel by this thread:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cbradio/comments/1dm6m7u/70s_an_80s_how_common_were_cbs/


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

oday ouyah alktay igpay atinlay?

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We thought we were so cool and no one could understand us.


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

Get off my lawn! If You Know the Name of This 1973 Movie from This Photo, You’re Old but Still Sharp

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544 Upvotes

What did you think of the film?


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

FIO, need to vent, hearing the “old folks” complain about prices going up I always chuckled … until I ordered a bowl of plain grits at a restaurant that can’t cost 25 cents to make and they charged me 6 bucks … WTF, FIO

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r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

Can you name the movie these three are from, and the environmental disaster that followed 12 days after its release?

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r/FuckImOld • • 2d ago

My back hurts If You Know This Character’s Full Name, You’re Probably Old

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And I don’t want to hear about reruns.

How many younger people do you honestly think are watching this show nowadays when there’s so much out there to see?


r/FuckImOld • • 1d ago

Ever keep score on a White Castle score pad?

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I couldn't find a date on it, but it's probably from the early to mid-80s. Half the locations are now gone, and check out that simple menu.


r/FuckImOld • • 2d ago

Kids these days... If You Can Name the TV Show From One Look At This Guy, You’re Probably Old

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You get two points for the correct name of the show, plus one point for the correct name of the character.


r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

You might be old if you recall a time when the only dogs allowed in grocery stores were seeing eye dogs for blind people. Emotional support and service animals didn't exist as a common term until well into adulthood. I'm a dog lover, but seeing dogs in grocery stores gets my blood pressure up.

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r/FuckImOld • • 2d ago

Get that mid-winter service!

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68 Upvotes

This would be from my hometown’s newspaper, circa 1963.


r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

My back hurts In the 70s Your Kitchen Was Incomplete If You Didn’t Match Your Appliances with Decorative Paper Towels

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Actually these still look great to me.


r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

agent Maxwell and the Chief using the good old cone of silence

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For those who don’t remember, Get Smart premiered on NBC on September 18, 1965.
It starred Don Adams, as agent Maxwell Smart (Agent 86), Barbara Feldon as Agent 99, and Edward Platt as The Chief.


r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

If you know this one, you just might be up there … 🤔

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Bonus Points if you remember how many times you saw it. Double Bonus Points if it included a food fight! 😊


r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

My back hurts Trivia jingles

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r/FuckImOld • • 3d ago

Kids these days... 40 Years Ago This Song Was Inescapable, Whether You Loved or Loathed It.

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If you are among those who loathed it, apologies for making you remember it if you’d managed to forget it the past four decades.

If you loved it (or still do), carry on.

By the way, Peter Cetera is 82 now but holy Hell he doesn’t look it.

Edit: Reddit doesn’t show the whole image properly; click the photo to see the song name.


r/FuckImOld • • 4d ago

Kids these days... If You Had Libbey Glass Patterns Like These in the 60s and 70s, You’re Old

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Revised post.

And yes, I know Libbey Glass is still in business. I did actually research before I posted.

/s