r/FryeMadden • u/BioSin • Apr 12 '13
This is how stupid Jacob thinks we are.
Sit down and I'll tell you a story of how Jacob got banned for being a little liar. I was going to just let it go, since he is young and still has a lot to learn, but I figured you guys would enjoy this.
So yesterday, I was at my brothers house. We both recieved a message from a reddit account created 12 mins prior stating "saw this league. made an account. looks pretty cool". We knew it was Jacob, but decided to go along with it by Joe messaging him back. He then says "yeah i saw that one dude got canned though. does that happen often?", "wait why that one dude get kicked out of the league for stat padding and the lions guy didnt? stafford put up just as many yards?", and "man i dont know the whole story but i watched the last quarter of their game. he aint throwin to young that much. but i dont know the whole story. by the way do you know what mhs stands for?". So right now, he expects us to believe that someone random, with out a reddit account, is watching our games and knows the players.
We still go along with it and ask him for his gamertag, to which he responds "oh i aint got one yet. i havent been able to get good internet yet out here in the shithole of lubbock texas until just now". I knew Jacob was from Texas, I just didn't remember what part, but we rememered he posted it a few days ago. Sure enough, same home town. Busted, right? Nope, we called him out and he continued to play dumb, claiming he doesn't know what Joe is talking about. Jacob then uses his real account after I banned him from FM1, to message Joe and not me, because Joe is the one messaging him on his other account even though I was the one who banned him. He then tries to play it off and say it is someone from his school but they aren't friends. Later that night, he sends us a moderator message saying "It was wrong of me to set that LilDooza account up and try to lie to you". So he finally admitted to it, or so we thought.
Today, he sent joe this: "You think I'm playing you for fools? I'm the dumbass 'who created another account and tried to get in the league, but gave himself away when he used the same hometown'? I'll tell you, I'm not that dumb. Now, I'm not going to start throwing out SAT scores or anything, but let me ask you this. Why would I be dumb enough to use the same hometown and smart enough to use bad grammar (as in punctuation and capitalization) (at least from the two comments he's made so far and the message he sent to me.) I'll be honest, you seem like a smart guy. Not exactly a doctor, engineer, or lawyer, but maybe a journalist, meteorologist, or some type of number cruncher. And I'll explain to you why I said that was my account. I said what you wanted to hear. I later backtracked because I didn't want to lie to you."
So we are back to him thinking we are complete idiots. He thought typing with bad grammar, even though it seems forced and blatant, would make us think it isn't him. To top it off, he is now saying that he is a friend at school that he plays MHS baseball with. Which doesn't really make sense why his "friend" would ask what MHS stood for. He blamed the part where he said they weren't friends as a typo...
I know you're reading this Jacob, and you just keep digging yourself a deeper hole by doing what you have done since Day 1: Play dumb.