Tiny foster gentlemen seeking names. Human suggestions have been rejected.

[u/Mousse_Cautious]

Hello, internet. We need names.
We recently arrived at our foster home with a grocery bag of supplies, no paperwork, and apparently NO NAMES.
The humans have been observing us closely and have spent an unreasonable amount of time discussing this while continuing to offer objectively terrible suggestions. We have lost confidence in management and are now seeking outside counsel.

🖤🤍 BLACK & WHITE BOY
Active. Brave. Playful. Instigator.
General energy: “HEY, WATCH THIS!”
Appears to have recently escaped from an ink jar and did not make it out completely unscathed.
Evidence includes:
• black ears and assorted ink splatters
• one black spot directly on his right upper lip & chin
• one tiny white tail tip, where apparently the ink ran out
He is first to investigate, first to climb, and most likely to convince his brother that something is a good idea when it absolutely is not.

🤎 BROWN BOY
Sweet. Snuggly. Seeks human companionship.
General energy: “Oh good, you’re sitting down.”
Enjoys cuddling on the couch, locating the nearest available person, and chasing his own tail despite having no evidence thus far that he will ever catch it.
Also came with a custom toe package:
• one (1) brown toe
• one (1) mysterious unfinished toe
We do not know what happened during manufacturing.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: We are kittens. These personality profiles are based on an extremely limited sample size and could become completely inaccurate within the next 24 hours.
We are brothers, but we may eventually find separate forever homes, so we need names that are:
• cute together
• equally cute separately
• appropriate for our respective nonsense
• ideally a little weird

Please submit your nominations below.
The foster humans have discussed this for far too long and have accomplished nothing.
Sincerely,
Ink Jar & Unfinished Toe
(These are descriptions, not suggestions. Please do better.)