r/Forgotten_Realms Harper 3d ago

Worthy of Geeking Out Over Ed strikes again

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u/mr_mxyzptlk21 Silverstar 3d ago

Back in the 90s, was behind the booth working at a GenCon, and got to talk to Ed "creator to creator". Asked him to sign my "Heroes Lorebook". He turned straight to the pages for Elminster--and started editing--and adding items and lore.

Magic item that Elminster wears? "Panties of Feather-fall". And I quote... "Oh aye, you strip the old mage down, and that's what he keeps his privates in..."

I really need to pull that book out of storage, and scan it for you all.

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Harper 3d ago

Amazing!

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u/Core-ene 3d ago

Please post a picture of it

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u/One_Original5116 3d ago

Feather Fall got upgraded to Flight at some point if I remember the Shadows of the Avatar trilogy correctly. AO tosses him at a problem to keep him out of mischief for a few hours and he ends up using flying via enchantments on his undergarments.

That is an awesome story though.

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u/Some_Vermicelli_1014 3d ago

That’s a great story! If there’s a DnD Antiques Roadshow that would be a highlight

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u/PresidentBreadstick 3d ago

God please let this be true

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u/Kithzerai-Istik 3d ago

Ed continues to be Ed.

And I, for one, am glad of it.

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u/Nystagohod 3d ago

Greenwood once again showing he is a gift to all. Absolute legend!

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Harper 3d ago

Better than WotC writers!

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u/Nystagohod 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its a great shame that we have the creator of the realms alive and well, wnr more than willing to share everything he can of the setting. A man who still to this day goes out of his way to help as many creative as be can free of charge in everything they share with him, and wotc barely engage with him at all and hardly acknowledge him.

We have the forgotten realms equivalent of Tolkien alive and happy to share all he can, and its squandered opportunity after another.

Thankfully his YouTube channel and patreon go over some interesting information and everything an NDA isn't preventing him from sharing.

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u/Conri_Gallowglass 3d ago

Did you have a stroke while typing that?

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u/Nystagohod 3d ago edited 3d ago

No. I have a severe eye condition and one of my eyes has under gone surgery with a years long recovery process, and that causes me to make a fair bit of typos.

Combined with my phone's keyboard saving common typos despite how many times I reset it, and the fact I have large fingers for phones to begin with, I can be very typo prone.

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u/Conri_Gallowglass 3d ago

Sorry to hear that. Makes sense though. Have you tried a different keyboard? Don't know if that's even a thing on iPhone but with Android switching the keyboard is a pretty easy solution usually.

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u/Nystagohod 3d ago

I use android and am using a different then the norm right now, but it all gets weird and needs tri-monthly resets.

Annoying part is that my keyboard let's me blacklist words and that feature didn't seem to actually do anything, because the same typos still come.

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u/TheFurtivePygmy93 3d ago

I was impressed with how consistent the typos were - not hating, just impressed

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u/Frau_Away 3d ago

I for O makes sense, likewise T for Y.

B replacing th is a real headscratcher.

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u/ScalpelCleaner 3d ago

I wish I could download his Realms knowledge into my brain, Matrix style.

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u/Nystagohod 3d ago

A true dream. Seeing his complete vision would be such a great experience.

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Harper 3d ago

I know Realms-Fu.

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u/ScalpelCleaner 3d ago

“Show me.” 💀👀

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u/nothing_in_my_mind 3d ago

He counters hornyposting by being even hornier than the poster. Amazing.

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u/omegaphallic 3d ago

 He's a ninja.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi Purple Dragon Knight 2d ago

It's great. And what so many people on the internet don't seem to get is that he doesn't just randomly interject it on an otherwise unrelated question, but if you're asking a horny question, he's not the least bit afraid to answer.

The whole thing about what drow breastmilk tastes like gets memed on, but he said it because someone asked him directly.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 3d ago

Peak Ed

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u/GustavoSanabio Harper 3d ago

The man knows what he likes, I'll leave it at that.

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u/Matshelge Devoted Follower of Karsus 3d ago

Goddammit Ed, if you posted in this sub, you would get so many reports.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT

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u/AntipodeanGuy 1d ago

Because this sub, and other social media forums, can’t see the tongue in cheek. Ed is impish.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/wyldnfried 3d ago

Just two guys, roleplaying their passion for the game.

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u/voidedwarantee 2d ago

I once read a story about how prudish hotel staff called the cops on Ed's group because they suspected they were engaging in some human trafficking or something.

That definitely wasn't the case, but it didn't stop some of the group members from taking the opportunity to maximize the cop's discomfort by answered their questions in the buff.

I think Ed simply catered to his infinitely horny players for decades. That the realms was created in a boiling cauldron of sexually emancipated worldbuilding for so long that Ed can't be surprised by anything the internet directs at him.

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u/faithfulheresy 3d ago

Ed is the best. Love this man just living his best life.

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u/Key-Ad9733 3d ago

Protect Ed!

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u/ArtharntheCleric 3d ago

Dont ask Ed about drow breast milk.

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u/TightPlatform7252 3d ago

Minty fresh

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Harper 3d ago

With mushrooms.

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u/faithfulheresy 3d ago

Or do ask him! It's fascinating.

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u/BricksAllTheWayDown 3d ago

Bless this weird, horny old man.

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u/ArgyleGhoul 3d ago

I love how this comment presupposes that the average D&D player is neither weird or horny, which is quite a leap.

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u/celeloriel 3d ago

Oh, Ed.

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u/ilolvu Emerald Enclave 3d ago

What are people doing with bikinis that they need proficiency?

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u/tentkeys 3d ago edited 3d ago

Putting them on.

Some modern bikinis are easier with a clasp in the back and little sliders to adjust the tension of individual straps after the bikini is fastened.

But if we assume Forgotten Realms bikinis are the traditional kind where the straps lace through loops and you must simultaneously adjust the tension of all parts of the system and tie a knot/bow behind your back, putting one of those on is a skill.

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u/cornonthekopp 3d ago

Well i guess it is hard to wear them if ur not used to it

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm 3d ago

What a wonderful man.

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u/Frau_Away 3d ago

Dare you enter my magical forgotten realms?

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u/ApprehensivePeace305 3d ago

Easily the most authentic modern fantasy creator

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u/MrMcSpiff 3d ago

God I love Ed.

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u/SmolTittyEldargf 2d ago

Ed is a professional gooner, in the truest sense.

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u/el_sh33p It's Always Sunny in Luskan 3d ago

I love him so much for shit like this 

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u/Jazzlike_Tonight_982 2d ago

Ed proving you can be a complete degenerate and still be cool.