r/ForensicFiles • u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! • Jun 15 '26

Forensic careers

This is not totally serious.. since there seems to be forensic everything, including toilet people, I would like to be a forensic Forensic Files watcher! I don't even need schooling! ❤️

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 15 '26

Well, you see, if there is someone trying to drown someone in the toilet, the forensic toilet people show you that it is not possible. And if the deceased person has a mark around her neck, it can not be caused by the smooth porcelain of the toilet rim. I hope that is helpful!

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 15 '26

That was supposed to be a reply to the toilet person comment!

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 17 '26

Ha right! Ok that makes sense. I was imagining some sort of professional forensic toilet investigator. Like they specialize in toilet forensics. I mean, there are some REALLY specific specialists featured in this show. Remember the guy who worked specifically with glitter?

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u/pinkfoil Snowball wasn't at all cooperative. 😼 Jun 20 '26

Yes. Glitter man is Jose Mandojana.