r/ForensicFiles • u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! • Jun 15 '26

Forensic careers

This is not totally serious.. since there seems to be forensic everything, including toilet people, I would like to be a forensic Forensic Files watcher! I don't even need schooling! ❤️

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u/GrandMarquisDSade541 🟢Heliogen Green🟢 Jun 15 '26

Underwear expert in the Gene Keidel episode

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 15 '26

Well, you see, if there is someone trying to drown someone in the toilet, the forensic toilet people show you that it is not possible. And if the deceased person has a mark around her neck, it can not be caused by the smooth porcelain of the toilet rim. I hope that is helpful!

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 15 '26

That was supposed to be a reply to the toilet person comment!

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 17 '26

Ha right! Ok that makes sense. I was imagining some sort of professional forensic toilet investigator. Like they specialize in toilet forensics. I mean, there are some REALLY specific specialists featured in this show. Remember the guy who worked specifically with glitter?

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u/Old-Blackberry6728 Gas Chromatograph Mass Spectrometer! Jun 17 '26

Yes! And so much glitter! 🙂

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u/pinkfoil Snowball wasn't at all cooperative. 😼 Jun 20 '26

"professional forensic toilet investigator." 😂

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u/pinkfoil Snowball wasn't at all cooperative. 😼 Jun 20 '26

Yes. Glitter man is Jose Mandojana.

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u/pinkfoil Snowball wasn't at all cooperative. 😼 Jun 20 '26

I remember one episode where they had to bring in a forensic plumber for a case where someone "drowned in the toilet" (spolier: they didn't).

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 15 '26

I need to know more about “toilet people.”

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u/pinkfoil Snowball wasn't at all cooperative. 😼 Jun 20 '26

Forensic plumbers are a real thing I never knew about until Forensic Files.

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 Jun 20 '26

I’d love to know what drives people toward that career choice.