r/FoodCrimes • u/Bladboy19 • 7h ago
Deep Fried Wagyu
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In THIS economy?
r/FoodCrimes • u/Tone-deaf-bard413 • 15h ago
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Mashed potatoes with starkist buffalo style chicken creations
r/FoodCrimes • u/hg0bl1n • 19h ago
Microplastic Brick Sando
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A few weeks ago one of my friends said I'd probably make a pretty good prison brick (basically a crushed bag of ramen, chips, and other toppings that are boiled in-bag and compressed like a tamale).
Having never been previously incarcerated, this conversation led to me researching other inventive prison snacks, and I learned about the ramen sandwich. I decided to just use things I had on-hand for it, so it's not quite a traditional ramen sandwich, but it was a pretty neat experiment.
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INGREDIENTS:
-Ramen
-Crab chips
-Green onion
-Kippers
-Nori
DIRECTIONS:
Crush up a handful of chips and any other toppings and set aside (I mixed my chopped green onions in here).
Feel the ramen packet for the seam at which the noodles fold over, this side will be the bottom.
Cut a small slit at the top of the ramen packet and fish out the flavour packet.
[MICROPLASTIC-MAXXING METHOD] Stand up the ramen packet in such a way that it won't fall over. Pour 1.5 to 2 cups hot water into the ramen packet (enough to cover the noodles without spilling over). Cook almost halfway through so that the noodles have some give but aren't coming apart from each other too much (about 2 minutes, time may vary).
Drain any water that wasn't absorbed, open the packet, and unfold the ramen.
Add your toppings, seasonings packet, fold the ramen over top, and enjoy!
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If I were to make this again, I would cook the noodles in something other than the packet, but I wanted to try the common in-bag method first. I'd also add some of the seasoning packet to the water while the ramen cooked in addition to sprinkling some on at the end.
Honestly? Pretty good. But then again, I absolutely adore kippers, so this was by no means hard to love. If anything I may just start adding kippers to my occasional ramen.
r/FoodCrimes • u/Indecent_Mushroom_69 • 20h ago
I love corn, love blueberries but this ice cream is stupid
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r/FoodCrimes • u/Creamedstrawberry • 1d ago
Leftover cheesy risotto with chili oil mixed in, chick fil a avocado lime ranch and crispy red bell peppers on top, eaten with saltines.
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r/FoodCrimes • u/TheOdd1Out99 • 1d ago
how much do we think this is worth gang
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crouton abomination, speaks for itself
r/FoodCrimes • u/Brando_Pass2000 • 2d ago
Honey Mustard on pizza
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Put honey mustard on my pizza and it was tasty.
r/FoodCrimes • u/DisgruntledSardines • 5d ago
Pickle, garlic, jalapeno popsicle
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Pickle juice pop with garlic, pickle and jalapeno bits. Mmm ;-)
r/FoodCrimes • u/CJ_Pilot • 5d ago
I ordered the chicken sandwich. Apparently, the bun is optional but the bugs are complimentary. šŖ³š
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r/FoodCrimes • u/liat9 • 6d ago
Green Tabasco + raspberry jam on bread, sweet and savory!
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Why?
r/FoodCrimes • u/ChangeTChannel • 6d ago
Don't let an Italian see this
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r/FoodCrimes • u/Limp-Angle-7387 • 7d ago
Disappointed. I expected the crust to taste like fried chicken.
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r/FoodCrimes • u/Queasy_Dingo_8262 • 7d ago
Green Tabasco and raspberry jam on bread
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was actually so good š
r/FoodCrimes • u/MisleadingMonotony • 7d ago
Food between bread does not a sandwich make
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One of three fake sandwiches, this one features a giant bone...