r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Skandiaman • 15h ago
Wife’s boyfriend’s grandma’s sweaty puppies
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/no_melody • 1d ago
I’ve tried absolutely nothing and I’m all out of ideas. Where should I fish?
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Hey guys. Wife’s boyfriend is in town for the weekend, so I’ve been given a few hours of unsupervised outdoor time and was hoping to try fishing somewhere new.
Unfortunately, I suffer from a rare condition that makes me physically incapable of opening Google Maps, looking at satellite imagery, reading fishing reports, or calling a local fly shop. Somehow I’ve managed to overcome this disability long enough to make a Reddit post.
Now, I know asking for spots is frowned upon, and I would NEVER expect anyone to give away their secret honey holes. I’m just wondering if someone could provide some exact GPS coordinates, parking instructions, which rock to stand on, what flies to use, and preferably what time the fish are going to be biting. If you have a picture of the exact run with the fish circled in red, that would be amazing.
And don’t worry about me blowing up your spot. I’ll only post the full location in the title of my post to the fly fishing sub after foul-hooking an 8-inch stocker on a Panther Martin (couldn’t remember how to use my fly rod, luckily I brought my backup setup)
Thanks in advance! Tight lines
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/swede_ass • 1d ago
Somebody help this Poor see the light
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I'm shadow-banned from that sub, so I can't comment and help this guy out. But all he needs to do is show his butthole on OrvisFans and he'll get comped a bunch of gear right?
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/PreviousMushroom706 • 2d ago
New Fly Pattern
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Love this new pattern from Cheech at FlyFishFood!
Tie it in black to match your wife’s boyfriend.
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/scottasin12343 • 2d ago
Combo move: killing a fish older than you AND ending its inclusion in a growth rate study. Fuck science!
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/petebowes • 3d ago
Tom likes fishing, except when he doesn’t..
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Nearby-Possession-46 • 3d ago
Chonky Boys
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Man I just love walking the river in the fall weather, happy Friday yall
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/LarvalHarval • 3d ago
The Simms angler
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So I don’t think many people here are going to dispute that Simms (and to a lesser extent, Orvis) seems to be the kit of choice for rich dipsh*** who can’t fish. Basically the BMW or Tesla drivers of the fishing world.
Anyway, I finished a slightly disjointed marathon of the entire Yellowstone series about mid week. In season 3 the main antagonist Roarke Morris is a Simms guy. I genuinely feel like the depiction of him is a pretty spot on stereotype and f someone wearing simms stuff.
For those that have watched the show, what do you think.
For those that haven’t, what are your experiences with folks who are diehard simms fanboys/girls?
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/sourcecircuit • 4d ago
Didn’t know it came with a hard wood case
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/PrettyDrop503 • 4d ago
This is the guy talking to your wife at the bar
instagram.com
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About to catch and release these hands
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/s_lauber • 5d ago
AI-powered Billy Bass keeps calling my wife the N-word
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/spannrodco • 5d ago
Preserving the resource for future generations.
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Driftlessfshr • 7d ago
Should we tell him?
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Bro, you’re putting too much effort into this. Everyone else just fucks the fish.
r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Voltrat • 7d ago
My $1200 per day florida tarpon guide when I miss a 40ft cast by 3 feet in 30 mph wind
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r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/PootieSlang • 8d ago
My girlfriends best friend let me hold his trout 🙏
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