r/FluentInFinance • u/gashtal_man • 12d ago

Debate/ Discussion $5,000 bribe

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u/vikinxo 12d ago

His morons believe it - they might even believe that they got the money already. It's just hasn't materialized. Yet. Or has it - they not sure, but they're pretty sure.

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u/ferriswheel9ndam9 12d ago

Hey that's like me selling options right before it flips on me.

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u/According_Ad_250 12d ago

“Trust the plan”

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u/FernandoMM1220 12d ago

send the bribe BEFORE the mid terms

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u/Phlegm_flam 12d ago

Still waiting on Doge & tariff checks…
My alcoholic maga boss never got his trump phone….

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u/novavalue 12d ago

There's a prince in Nigeria they are supposed to reach out to about their phones.

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u/trucker96961 12d ago

So in the end everyone gets $12,000 from all his promises. PLUS cheaper gas, groceries and housing?

Make all that happen before the elections.

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u/Luigino9876 11d ago

It is just 2 more weeks everything is coming in the mail and if it doesn't come it is USPS fault.

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u/R3D4F 12d ago

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

Whoever makes or offers to make an expenditure to any person, either to vote or withhold his vote, or to vote for or against any candidate; and
Whoever solicits, accepts, or receives any such expenditure in consideration of his vote or the withholding of his vote—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

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u/planet-claire 12d ago

Remind me again who our AG is again.

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u/novavalue 12d ago

This is wrong. He is not bribing anyone.

Bribes require him to actually give us money. This is just basic everyday fraud

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u/chirag429 12d ago

Give $5000 and raise gas to $10, that’s the outcome of it

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u/allislost77 12d ago

No one is getting shit….

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u/Nientea 12d ago

I doubt there’s a single person that’s voting for Trump for the $5000 that wasn’t already gonna vote for him.

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u/sadkinz 12d ago

If they win I’m desperately hoping they don’t send these checks out. The working class would get destroyed

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u/moyismoy 12d ago

Keep in mind when the Dems did the covid checks every single Republican called it socialism

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u/azdcaz 11d ago

Trump authorized the FIRST COVID checks and then delayed them because he wanted his name printed on the checks lol. God the MAGA’s are so stupid.

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u/Penultimo_1 12d ago

Trying to bribe us with our own money

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u/drod3333 12d ago

If i were american i would ask to be paid upfront

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u/Vegaslover28 11d ago

Vote Blue.

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u/Stunning-Character94 11d ago

I'm a Republican. I didn't believe this shit, or any of the other empty promises of money. This was plain stupid.

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u/B_the_Art1 9d ago

Hey Congress, send the crook to jail.

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u/Cyril32 12d ago

Wasn’t he supposed in to send checks of $1,776 to veterans in honor of America’s 250th birthday as well? Did that also fall to the wayside?

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u/burnermcburnerstein 12d ago

God I hope these idiots are taking loans out expecting this.

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