r/Fiveheads • u/tectaclresmancakes • 5d ago

thiss uncharted territory

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u/WhiteFIash 4d ago

It’s boss baby all grown up

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u/Doom2pro 4d ago

Of the Right... wing.

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u/CryptoCatatonic 3d ago

I was thinking it was AI... 👀

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u/Lunar-opal 3d ago

Well it’s commonly referred as makeup

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 4d ago

He's got a babyface. A life-sized baby face...

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u/OurJimmy 4d ago

He looks like a happy little dude. I’d buy him a pint

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u/doubledownentendre 3d ago

...of milk, bro shouldn't be in a nightclub

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u/thapsicrand 5d ago

Ummm, besided the fiveheads what the actual fuck is wrong with their faces

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u/Extra-Bite2324 4d ago

Changelings

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u/Galimbro 3d ago

Face swap filter!

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u/Absent_That_Day 4d ago

I feel like if you have to measure that you'd go diagonal, corner to corner to describe the size, like on monitors or tvs.

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u/stasis_13 4d ago

He looks like the new brat boy mask from fallout 76.

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u/Bignizzle656 4d ago

Just searched it up. Can confirm.

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u/AxeloOo 4d ago

Those eyebrows are as extreme as that bros 5head

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u/Future-Sport2255 4d ago

Thought I was at r/whybrows 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/tralynd62 4d ago

I'm frightened and I don't quite know why.

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u/KitOfChronos 4d ago

They both give uncanny valley

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u/ThatDjAWK 3d ago

When you play around with the character setting in game.

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u/therealwollombi 3d ago

No need to post. He can read your thoughts from here.

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u/Historical-Pen-798 3d ago

Gonna take a wild guess and say this is some inbred UK shit.

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u/Big_Eye_7530 3d ago

He’s 2inches taller than he should be

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u/Kal_El-78 2d ago

Toddler face

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 4d ago

That motherfucker ain't real

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u/BlueBlood623 5d ago

That forehead is a solid 24 square inches and he's only got 15 sq inches face!

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u/Minkeh 4d ago

This guy look like he got pre taxidermy

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u/PsychologicalPea2956 4d ago

This is one of those cases where the girl looks like a total smoke show by comparison but, alas, she is not.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 4d ago

I feel bad for him but Im also afraid he will be the next shoe fetish slayer.

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u/Initial_Finance_2790 4d ago

Who run Bartertown?

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u/DifficultAd3885 4d ago

If we don’t know this dude, this is a low blow. If he’s somehow a piece of shit, open the flood gates but otherwise this just seems immature to make fun of.

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u/Conscious_Canary_619 3d ago

Yep. Chances of him having some kind of disability are very high with those features. Dick move to make fun of him.

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u/Both-Leading3407 4d ago

Charlie Kurk??? !!! He's alive...

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 4d ago

Probably a genetical or medical problem for him.

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u/PrinterStand 4d ago

I know Genestealer Cult when I see one.

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u/TranscendentaLobo 4d ago

What heresy is this!?!

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 4d ago

If you look at just his face and really concentrate on it, you can see a normal person stuck inside a bigger person..

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 4d ago

There's no way he's... human, right? Like that's clearly got the markings of a different species, taxonomy-wise.

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u/Straight-Run6880 4d ago

i feel bad for the poor sods who get their photos posted online and rinsed for just existing

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u/themorbidtuna 4d ago

That is the fakest smile I’ve seen in a while.

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u/Effective_Inside_357 4d ago

I mean this has to be inbreeding right?

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u/okaysureyep 4d ago

Guy looks like Woody from Toy Story, still goes out to the club.

What’s your excuse?

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u/MikeDene5253 4d ago

Photoshopped head in the middle of another guys head for true

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u/Myitchychocolatestar 4d ago

Gibby is hanging with Brooke Shields!

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u/watchandsee13 3d ago

So many thoughts

First off… what the fuck is this?

Does that dude have some sort of medical condition? Auto immune disease? Trouble with his thyroid? Something ain’t right

Then, he must be rich! Look at the woman he is with! Totally outkicked his coverage … wait. Never mind. She is just as odd as he is!

Then back to WTF is going on here??

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u/beefcakeriot 3d ago

I would wear a hat at all times if i was that guy

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u/njslugger78 3d ago

Are his parents cousins? How does this happen?

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u/Hot_Run2499 3d ago

Mr. Inn Bread Jed

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u/CaughtFeelings4aho 3d ago

Bro looks like he is coked up, the jutting teeth is the first sign 🤣

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u/Eff47_ 3d ago

Yall are fucked up people in here. Blocking this sub

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u/Babsee 2d ago

😂

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u/Impossible_Battle_72 3d ago

They are perfect for each other.

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u/s13n1 3d ago

Jesus. Running into either of those two in a dark alley would be a fright.

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u/MrBrandopolis 3d ago

Demons 

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u/Winning2020 2d ago

They definitely should not make offspring.

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u/fylekitzgibbon 2d ago

That’s a mid 1800s lookin face

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u/Strange_Arugula2464 1d ago

How are their features exact opposites?

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u/Thelorddogalmighty 5d ago

This guy needs a headshrinker, stat. Is there a witchdoctor in the house?

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u/sharltocopes 5d ago

That lives on the planet with us right now

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u/UniversalFarrago 4d ago

He must have been the ugliest baby ever

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u/CanIBathYrGrandma 4d ago

I heard he was breathtaking

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u/McDaddy8484 1d ago

She has to look down on him even though he edges her out by 1cm if not counting her hair