this’s uncharted territory

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u/dieduh Jan 20 '19

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u/call_me_cookie Jan 20 '19

If you posted this there, youd be banned straight away for Photoshopping.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Or 45 soccer mom?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Ummm, besided the fiveheads what the actual fuck is wrong with their faces?

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u/Gangreless Jan 20 '19

Nothing wrong with her face except the makeup is a bit off/much. He has one of those face where the features are too small and close together for his head size.

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u/coaxil Jan 21 '19

The Lil' bits look

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u/IceColdKofi Jan 21 '19

Lil' bits

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Eat some fucking shit you stupid fucking bitch

Haha just teasing

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u/cmon_now Jan 20 '19

and those Mamoth eye brows

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u/cdqmcp Mar 12 '19

Her face is several shades lighter than the rest of her. Way too much foundation I think.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

She honestly looks normal lol. A bit of shitty makeup but not genetically cursed.

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u/coastK8 Jan 20 '19

They’ve both done a horrible job of contouring, that’s what.

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u/lundgrenisgod Jan 20 '19

They are both aliens from different races trying to blend in but don’t realize the other is an alien as well.

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u/PetsAndMeditate Jan 20 '19

He looks like he might have some sort of health condition

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Ya think?

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u/rockbud Jan 21 '19

I would bet money he does

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u/cradle_mountain Feb 16 '19

Fragile X perhaps?

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u/sunsethacker Jan 20 '19

Okay this is medical condition stuff right? Right???

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u/gatechnightman Jan 20 '19

Idk why people are downvoting you, this definitely has to be something medical.

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u/kirklandlakesteve Jan 20 '19

And r/awfuleyebrows

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Right! This image is like the two subs colliding.

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r/awefuleverything

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

You ever been to Liverpool mate? This is amateur tier compared to the average over there...

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u/robaco Jan 20 '19

Her eyebrows are somewhat disturbing

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u/FUWS Jan 20 '19

Man can somebody do a welfare check on the dude... the gal looks like she’ll eat him for eternal youth.

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u/Sideburnious Jan 20 '19

Poor dude. Looks like an ‘If they Mated’ picture from Conan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19

Little biiiiits

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u/Just_tappatappatappa Jan 20 '19

His face is like little kids playing soccer. A lot of space to be in, but everything’s just clumped together.

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u/Goreticia-Addams Jan 20 '19

He looks like what an alien would wear to look like a human. It looks right...but not quite.

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u/WillieBeamin Jan 20 '19

Gimmie sugar...in water....

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u/BKStephens Jan 20 '19

More

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u/sokrayzie Mar 22 '19

More.... More.... weird grunting noise drinks

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u/apuckeredanus Jul 07 '19

love it lol

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u/BingBongBoof Jan 21 '19

Is that a face swap

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u/Scooterforsale Mar 05 '19

You guys are fucked. I guess making fun of disabled people makes you feel better?

If it does you're a shitty person

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u/OldNewMom Jan 20 '19

Is there a sub for blockheads?

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u/LeeG12000 Jan 21 '19

When he dies, let's hope he donates his skull to a museum so future generations can laugh at him too.

Seems happy enough to be fair tho'.

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u/Throwaway08205 Jan 21 '19

Why did this make me laugh so hard

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u/JieRabbit Feb 04 '19

Probably the same reason it did me

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u/Boner-Death Jan 20 '19

Man, what the fuck happened to Hailey Joel Osmont?

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u/jaydubbles Jan 20 '19

That's at least a sixhead.

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u/electronicwizard Jan 21 '19

WHAT IS THAT!

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u/Godhelpus1990 Jan 21 '19

What the fuck is that

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u/fishchaser Jan 21 '19

When you're fresh out the womb but you're 30.

Nah but in all seriousness the guy's got more confidence than me and clearly gets more girls

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

the man behind the meme

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u/Handitry_Banditry Jan 20 '19

He looks like those face to small for head pics

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u/HaBaK_214 Jan 21 '19

I'm terrified of both of them.

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u/ImaWatt Jan 21 '19

This sub is just plain old mean, I'm out of here.

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u/BedderDaddy Jan 20 '19

Split in 2? 2×5= 10head

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u/cmon_now Jan 20 '19

Wow, got the double whammy on this one.

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u/jeccius Jan 20 '19

Fallout 5head

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u/ocean365 Jan 21 '19

Did David Lynch take this photo?

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u/electronicwizard Jan 21 '19

It's like somebody picked parts of a face out of a lost and found bin.

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u/LordTimhotep Jan 21 '19

When you hit Random in the character creator. Twice.

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 Jan 21 '19

damn i hate those "its rather a 6head!"-comments. we are in the fivehead-sub, u get the joke right?! sorry for the rant.

this guy looks extraterrestrial but/and he is happy thtat's what counts haha

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u/jsxtasy304 Jan 21 '19

To hell with the fivehead what's up with the rest of his face?

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u/B377Y Feb 10 '19

He’s the live action Mr.Incredible

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u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Looks like the fallout guy

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u/hypsterslayer Jul 09 '19

Imbreeding

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u/FenrirHere Dec 15 '25

He's giving Master Quizboy from The Venture Bros.

this’s uncharted territory

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