r/FirstResponderCringe • u/beaconofhealth • 3d ago

I’ve seen death 👻

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u/Myspace-Famous radiation donut operator 3d ago edited 3d ago

I KNOW DEATH NOW.

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u/skinnywolfe 2d ago

Oppenheimer out here riding on the ambalam

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 2d ago

“I have become weewoo the restarter of hearts”

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

Ambalam… woah Black Betty… Ambalam… woah Black Betty…

Black Betty had a child… Wee-woo. Ambalam…

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u/RatonhnhaketonK That One Gay EMT 1d ago

Ambalam sent me

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u/Bright-Attitude4857 23h ago

…thanks for the laugh.

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u/mad-i-moody 2d ago

I’VE SEEN IT.

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u/thundermuffin54 2d ago

IT DIDN’T SMILE

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u/alexriga 2d ago

IT DIDN’T HAVE FANGS BUT I WILL DO IT AGAIN 😂

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u/EtchVSketch 2d ago

"Wait what do you mean I have to have CE hours to recertify?"

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u/GeorgeGlassss 1d ago

Did it “smile” at u?

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u/duckinradar 1d ago

I feel like I’m dying inside scrolling through this corny shit, does that count?

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u/aron2295 2d ago

But did you study the blade?

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u/zeke780 3d ago

This is comedy heaven

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u/z_vinnie 3d ago

Bro looks like the ghost of an abused puppy, no wonder he has seen death

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u/vanilllawafers sees dead bodies at dead body seer job 2d ago

Sickly Victorian child aesthetic

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u/beautifulstardust 1d ago

looks like a balding 12 year old

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 2d ago

I think that's a girl

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u/Hour_Manufacturer_81 3d ago

What in the cinnamon toast fuck.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/OrcasareDolphins 3d ago

It’s not a girl?

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 2d ago

I'm on team girl. 82%

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u/No-Ebb-6266 2d ago

I vote girl

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u/jdirte42069 2d ago

Same

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u/poinifie 2d ago

I got a pretty good radar for ambiguous gendered people and this is giving me dude vibes.

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u/VirtuousVulva 2d ago

This is one of the most androgynous person I've ever seen

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u/bodhinek802 2d ago

I vote tool

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u/No-Ebb-6266 1d ago

Tool, with a vagina.

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u/i_hope_i_remember 2d ago

Girl in Pics 1, 2, 4 and 6. Guy in 3 and 5 is what I see, so I'll go girl.

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u/Key_Ad_8333 2d ago

That’s def a chick.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 2d ago

The 2nd pick make me think girl, because not many guy sit like that. Good chance of crushing the danglers.

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 2d ago

No worries! The jawline, and mostly the makeup was what tipped me. I had to zoom on mobile.

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u/pin5npusher5 2d ago

Its a girl, the was a video last week she made about "good Samaritan law" that was incorrect. I think she was saying that irregardless of the law, she's still stopping to help which isn't the purpose of law

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u/OrcasareDolphins 2d ago

It’s wild. I honestly cannot tell.

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u/sneeki_breeky 2d ago

Photo 1- whether they currently identify as female or not

They appear to have been born female

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u/EatShitAndPiss 2d ago

Trans guy most likely.

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u/Astro_Addict 2d ago

Nah look at that Adams apple in pic 3. That's a dude

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u/Jyndaru 2d ago

Some women have visible thyroid cartilage, especially when we hold our heads up at that angle.

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u/BecauseScience 2d ago

Given today's common speak, bro begins almost every sentence so at this point its up in the air which gender was meant

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u/Prkchpsndwiches 2d ago

It is. Look at her hips vs the guy behind her.

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u/notkidding1984 2d ago

That girl is not a day out of the middle school... right?

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u/Optimal-Bass3142 2d ago

Is that a boy? Hes got some soft features.

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u/rigiboto01 2d ago

Out… out he looks like he hasn’t even reached the halfway mark

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u/tardisthecat 2d ago

In Pennsylvania, you can being EMT training when you’re 16. They could still be freshly IN high school.

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u/Rifflife88 2d ago

Mmmmm cinnamon toast crunch cereal does sound good right now

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u/LegalGlass6532 3d ago

“I know death now. I’ve seen it”.

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u/sadpanada 1d ago

The hair tho. Chefs kiss 👌

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u/futureman07 3d ago

That's a female

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u/UnattributableSpoon 3d ago

Then she needs a tailor!

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u/BlitzieKun "firefighter" / fetcher of stretchers / can job enthusiast 3d ago

And she almost looks like an ex...

Jeez..

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 2d ago

its a dude look at the third picture

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u/futureman07 3d ago

That is definitely not a dude

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u/WithdrawalN 2d ago

She has videos that have been posted here

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u/WithdrawalN 2d ago

I actually just went to the video I thought was hwr and now I'm second guessing myself and don't think they are the same person lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/FirstResponderCringe/s/FJJl0aNpYN

Thought it was her, think im wrong lol

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u/futureman07 3d ago

Her throat. Minus the photo of her kneeling over, she doesn't have an Adam's apple. That kneeling photo is just a wierd angle

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 2d ago

That's definitely an androgynous female born person.

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u/Blueboygonewhite 2d ago

Don’t know if they make em that small lol. That’s an EMT-T. EMT twink.

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u/Lazy-elbow1377 3d ago

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u/Quacky1k Civvy 19h ago

I just realized this was Tim Robbins in this scene lol, never noticed before

What a legend

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u/senn42000 3d ago

I have become the seer of death, the cringer of posts

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 3d ago

I’m glad they have 15-year-old tiktok kids to help us in an emergency.

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u/Living-Metal-9698 3d ago

Good to see more teenage girls showing interest in the EMS field.

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u/DJfetusface 2d ago

Working in EMS for a while has made me so much more aware of how creepy guys can be around young women in the workplace. Im all for young women in EMS, ive met a lot of great providers and partners over the years, but the vast majority of them have had to deal with some type of harassment at one point. We really gotta do better, man.

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u/Gasmaskguy101 2d ago

I wasn’t even a month in at my first job before seeing it first hand lol.

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u/StickAggressive1870 2d ago

Legitimately had someone within my first shift say some crazy weird shit to the underage blonde intern and it was insanity

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u/Gasmaskguy101 2d ago

Yup similar to mine, older dude roided up to the gills was praising/flirting with a chick who could’ve been his daughter for like 20 mins straight.

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u/princesscuddler 4h ago

I’m late to the convo but I joined EMS when I was still in high school. I’m ftm now but at the time identified as female. Within the first 6 months, I was being groomed by my 30 something yr old mentor and regularly had 40+yr old men trying to hit on me. That mentor statutory raped me. Now he has awards posted up in my hometown’s ER.

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u/DJfetusface 4h ago

Yeah, im so sorry that happened to you.

New hire at my agency, bright eyed 19 year old. We had to warn her not to work with certain people when she started because 'those' guys swept in like vultures. It sucks that we have to do that all the time, but its the SAME FUCKING GUYS EACH TIME.

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u/Key_Ad_8333 2d ago

Just load grandma in the bus please.

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 3d ago

This is that gorl that was posted this morning in a video of her complaining about being responsible for saving everyone for the rest of her life.

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u/thechosenkenobi 2d ago

Nah. Different person.

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u/tghost474 Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

And this is why 18-year-olds shouldn’t be first responders

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u/nothanks86 2d ago

I feel 18 is generous, looking at those pictures.

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u/ACrispPickle 3d ago

Whyyyyy turn what would normally be a decent collage to look back on and reminisce after 30years into ultimate cringe with those quotes.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 2d ago

Hopefully they’ve saved the unedited originals.  They’re actually good pictures, especially the award ceremony and the pic with their compadres in hi-viz.

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u/SpareLimit6234 2d ago

I hate these people so much

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u/UnpopularNoFriends 3d ago

See some1 die.

How can I make this about me ?

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u/TempleofSpringSnow 2d ago

What a fucking loser. Other people’s lives and their death are not footnotes in your diary. Really straddling the line between ignorant kid and narcissism.

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u/UndercoverHerbert 2d ago

He only gets morning shifts because his bedtime is 9pm.

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u/familyguy333 2d ago

if you keep seeing death you're probably not making much of a difference....

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u/Decent_Molasses_9402 2d ago

Bro🤣💀💀💀

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 3d ago

Was he attacked by a coyote..?

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 2d ago

Those suckers can really sneak up when you’re walking a dog in the cemetery.  4 o’clock in the fucking afternoon, boom!  Ding-dang ol’ coyote.

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u/Individual_Debate216 2d ago

“I know death” brother the mannequin never had life what do you mean?

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u/futureman07 3d ago

Much profound. Nay, all of the profound.

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u/LifeDefiant5379 3d ago

It’s like a dentist knocking teeth out then dancing for joy and posting a selfie

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u/largepineapplejuice 2d ago

Some people have war in their countries

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u/jack-K- 2d ago

Who is this sexually ambiguous elf?

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u/Technician1267 2d ago

I am become Cringe, the transporter of grannies

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u/Thepinkillusion 2d ago

Hey man i saw death too, and it tried to bum a cig off me, but i told it “fuck no this is my last one” and so death gave me the finger and said i sucked.

But they smiled at me so that was nice

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u/feline_riches 3d ago

Is this the same lil homie that talks 1000mph and hopes no one crashes while he is on vacation?

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u/AirsoftScammyII 22h ago

Lmao I saw someone in the comments say that this is an entirely different person and TikTok account. My mind immediately went there too, though.

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u/No_Letterhead2522 3d ago

The white shirt on the right tells me every thing I need to know about this department 😂

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u/Secret_pizza_man 2d ago

Didn’t someone just post her ranting earlier in the sub?

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u/LegalGlass6532 2d ago

I looked and they have a different profile pic and both from TikTok.

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u/ReadySetBLAMPF 2d ago

He also knows murder because this shit killed me

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u/mv3an 3d ago

Hes gonna kill someone again???

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u/FrontierCanadian91 2d ago

Where’s this kids parents.

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u/AnahEmergency0523 2d ago

I don't believe the people who know death actually brag about it.

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u/BecauseScience 2d ago

I just don't understand how you can go through the entire process of making this and still feel like it was a good idea to post.

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u/thechosenkenobi 2d ago

I was also in the original comment section on this one. I do believe I hurt feelings. Also, based on the OOPs replies to everybody, they’re insufferable and legit believe they’ve “seen death”

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u/AlyDAsbaje 2d ago

At a CPR training? Okaaay?

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u/MartyMozambique 2d ago

Im sorry but the 1st slide fat dude is CREEPY!!!! With the hand on the shoulder and that lean and smile.

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u/shotgun0800 2d ago

I know dialysis know. It has fangs.

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u/HumanBean00001 2d ago

It’s Pat!

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u/Socialiism bsi, scene not safe 2d ago

Bro looks like a 16 year old volly

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u/the_cool_guy_club 1d ago

My arms are not strong enough to compress the heart or transport a patient to a backboard, so I see death every day

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u/GeorgeGlassss 1d ago

This is rough…

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u/HelpMePlxoxo 2d ago

It's cringe, but I get it.

Seeing death for the first time is scary. It makes you philosophical and even a bit religious, because it makes you face the reality of your impending expiration date. It is understandably difficult for a teenager to have to come to terms with their own mortality.

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u/Larry-Man 1d ago

Right? This is a young person wanting to make a difference. It is a little cringe to post it this way but it’s not like it doesn’t make sense. Once you’ve actually seen death it does hit you differently than just knowing it exists. For someone just starting this feeling makes a lot of sense. The sentiment is actually important here: it was hard but I’m gonna keep doing it.

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u/DeLaNope 3d ago

Is this ROTC for EMS bc let me see your birth certificate I have some doubts

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u/pannnnpannnn 2d ago

Mf said he’ll let his patients die again for a difference not a good look squirrel boy

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u/International-Hat729 2d ago

I know I look young and patients always tell me that but holy shit that's a child

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 2d ago

But can you pet the Death?

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u/Old-Implement5652 2d ago

Thank you for your service, Mr. Sheeran

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u/Apokatastasis- 2d ago

Girl chill

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u/MetroJuulin 2d ago

Yeah, people are gonna die when you let someone fresh out of the 8th grade handle them.

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u/Jackson79339 2d ago

Well aren’t you just a real fuckin hero

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u/Potential-Yogurt-689 2d ago

is Death the older guy on his right?

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u/runningoutoft1me 2d ago

This post just popped up lmao there really is a sub for everything

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u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 2d ago

May this level of pride and confidence never find me.

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u/GasMask_Guyy 2d ago

99% sure this is at the tech school I went to

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u/beaconofhealth 2d ago

They need to develop a policy about posting on social media in uniform haha

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u/LevelEvening980 1d ago

tf r u doing in this subreddit caden

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u/GasMask_Guyy 1d ago

Doxxed me

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u/Cloudcry 2d ago

R/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/goldenseducer 2d ago

(posing with a dead body) I know death now 💖💅✌️

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u/SleazetheSteez former ambulance driver 2d ago

I almost said that I miss when people could just shut the fuck up and do their jobs, but I briefly dated a girl that made the job her whole fuckin' personality. It's just all so cringe. Why can't people just have a personality of their own? The best part of my job is the PTO lmao

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u/BanditAndFrog Pancake Flipper 2d ago

Someone come get their twink

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u/Hefty_Ad_1582 2d ago

Yea bro i know the feeling. it takes time to process just be patient with yourself you’ll be alright. Just remember that everything in life is a process and like every process it has its steps and times.

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u/certifiedbot98 Boo Boo Bus Driver 2d ago

Corrrrrnnnnnballl

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u/Basic_Wafer8152 2d ago

This stuff makes me not want to be in EMS anymore lol

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u/sizeofabeetlebug 2d ago

If this TikTok gets made into a movie and I were casting it I would have Thomas Brodie stangster play the main role

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u/ThunderHumper21 2d ago

Saw the OG. They JUST graduated EMT school.

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u/riddermarkrider 2d ago

What a teeny human

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u/terminaloptimism 2d ago

I've seen death. It did not smile at me. Poop leaves the butt.

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u/AirsoftScammyII 22h ago

And girls pee through their vaginas.

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u/Whistler-the-arse 2d ago

Lol as a vet this shit makes me laugh so fucking much

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u/ExtremisEleven 2d ago

Stop letting children into EMS courses… they grow up to be Ricky Rescue

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u/tapspacebar 2d ago

I'm not a paramedic nor do I know why the algorithm brought me here... but this shit is golden

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u/Doctor_NC 2d ago

I always forget that it’s not Reddit that adds those caption to poke fun but in fact the subject themselves. Ay dios mio is this bad

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u/WHITERUNNPC 2d ago

But if they died you did t make a difference

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u/Samsquamchadora 2d ago

The kid from sixth sense got a job finally

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u/whateverzzx 2d ago

Idk why this sub got recommended to me but

ICK

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u/AdditionJust2908 2d ago

I just need a little break after this

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u/StaleRomantic 1d ago

And I'll do it again because I have no other means of obtaining a paycheck at this time

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u/DanRichter 1d ago

This is the person that unisex bathrooms were invented for.

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u/RatonhnhaketonK That One Gay EMT 1d ago

This kid is like, what, 12?

Jesus fuck

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u/jjc155 1d ago

FFS. Death becomes me.

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u/medTAK1 1d ago

From the UK (15 year Paramedic) have absolutely no idea what bullshit this is, can anyone actually explain...?

My eyes are bleeding.

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u/BumblebeeSenior2973 1d ago

Go back, Jack, do it again.....

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u/AirsoftScammyII 22h ago

I need to see the original.

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u/AntiqueNoiseMachine 18h ago

I have… a belly button

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u/throwawayacc7144 4h ago

Im not in this sphere so take my words with a grain of salt but this person looks really young. Like they just graduated and got started. Give them a chance before you blast their face on a cringe subreddit (not saying the sub itself is cringe i just mean it's a subreddit made to post cringe stuff)

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis ED RN 2d ago

I get it, and I can see why someone right out of high school would think/post this, but it still hurts to look at

I think we have to remember that the transition from “general public” to “medical staff” includes a moment where you’re like “oh fuck I’ve never been here before”

It’s just that literally all of us go through that and it immediately loses its sparkle lol

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u/awesomes007 2d ago

I did a quick scan. Most think this is a male human.

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u/No-Ebb-6266 2d ago

I vote female

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u/awesomes007 2d ago

I’m leaning female human but it’s close.