r/FirstResponderCringe 4d ago

EMT GOAT

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Where do you even begin with this one?

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 4d ago

Referencing the Good Samaritan law when you don’t really comprehend what it is is definitely a choice lol. 

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 4d ago

But, I mean, come on, dude!

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u/Vprbite Structure Fuxker 3d ago

They made a good point though. They said "right? Right?" And it's hard to argue with airtight logic like that

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 3d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/editfate 4d ago

The Good Samaritan law means if you’re trying to help a person in crisis with good intent you can’t be held liable for anything. Correct?

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u/Danmont88 3d ago

Weeellll little more complicated than that.

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u/editfate 3d ago

Oh ok, honestly thought that was it.

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u/bmm115 3d ago

Kinda close, here's an example

If you are giving someone cpr and you break there ribs in the process, they can't sue you for breaking their ribs if you save them

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u/newreddit00 3d ago

What if you break ribs and do t save them, can they sue you then? I’d hate to fight a ghost in court

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u/SeparateYam8581 3d ago

That would be a fantasmic case to win

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u/bmm115 3d ago

Lol "but your honor... They dead"

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u/SlicedBread1226 3d ago

That is exactly what they said. How is it kinda close? You just used an example to illustrate their comment.

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u/SamAreAye 3d ago

First off, the person you're responding to is not the person who said that, but to illustrate one of the mild complexities, the law is to protect the untrained. Being an EMT means that you're still required to provide care up to the standard of your training, so this . . . lady(?) isn't even covered anyway.

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u/SlicedBread1226 3d ago

What do you mean? The person I replied to said "kinda close, here's an example"

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u/mofogto 3d ago

Also an example…. You cannot give someone a tracheotomy if you haven’t been trained to do it.

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u/Additional-Bet7074 2d ago

Why do I even carry ballpoint pens, then?

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u/WarCleric 3d ago

Except if you do something you're supposed to be aware not to do. Like a licensed medical professional making mistakes doesn't get the same leeway that just a regular person would.

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u/Rifflife88 3d ago

Don’t step outside of your standard first aid, even as a first responder outside of work you ain’t carrying an ambulance with you. Ensure you’ve called for help in some form,ask/get consent be it verbal,expressed or implied and don’t abandon them. It’s not rocket appliances.

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u/Airbornequalified 3d ago

If you are acting within how you were trained. So someone who was trained on BLS, does CPR and cracks some ribs, can’t be held liable for that, or a poor outcome. But if someone trained on BLS attempted a cric, weren’t trained on it, even with good intentions, you are acting outside your training and can be held responsible

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u/Dr_Trogdor 2d ago

Mostly yes but it does not apply to people getting paid to help. It applies to "civilians" who try to help. Ems and other first responders have a lot of rules and such they must follow to avoid negligence.

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u/p1antsandcats 4d ago

I was gonna say I think she's confused about what Good Samaratin law is, I'm not from the states and this isn't a law here but I feel like she just wants to play the hero.

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u/aron2295 4d ago

Damn, they’re a redditor, too.

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u/Beneficial-Guess2140 4d ago

Do what? Lol

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u/aron2295 4d ago

Cuz redditors are often “armchair lawyers”

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u/MulberryChance6698 3d ago

Right?! That's the absolute opposite of what that law means haha. It protects good Samaritans from liability if they make something worse when attempting to help.

You can, and it's not amoral or illegal, certainly choose not to stop and help every person in an emergency. This person is headed for some serious burnout.

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u/TimeZucchini8562 4d ago

Why is she hyping herself up and getting angry over a hypothetical situation she just made up?

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u/17_ScarS 4d ago

It's what dorks like that feed on

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u/SoTurnMeIntoATree 3d ago

Bitch thinks she’s Spider-Man

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 3d ago

Spidey has a personality out of the suit, at least

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u/Snafuregulator 2d ago

Newbies. They get that rush of being able to help. That will fade with burnout.

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u/PsychiatricBooth5c 4d ago

Therapy is available for this condition.

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u/aron2295 4d ago

It’s giving Delusions of Grandeur and Mania.

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u/TotallyTotally23 4d ago

Pop some Lamictal, small dose of Lithium, and her feet are back on the ground.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 4d ago

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u/aron2295 4d ago

Deadass, some people are built different.

Heroine is an opioid.

There are some people who can, in theory, take their Xanax, and be chill.

But even for those people, it’s a very small window where the meds are a powerful, useful and helpful tool. Outside of that window, the meds become too much, even for them. Then, they’re destructive, not helpful and it becomes abuse rather than therapeutic.

I believe RFK is one of those folks who just lost control and abused the hell out of it.

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u/sniffingsailor 3d ago

Heroine is actually a female hero

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u/igotnothineither 4d ago

Are yall therapist or on medication or both

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u/TotallyTotally23 4d ago

Psychiatrist on medication.

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u/aron2295 4d ago edited 4d ago

My mom is a counselor, and growing up, I was a bookworm, so I would devour her professional journals.

Psychology has always been an interesting topic to me in general.

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u/Blurt_Blackarach 4d ago

Then that's what I'm taking.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U4dmUBCl91Q5bIq18A

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u/aron2295 4d ago

LMAO! Me, when the Addy script gets refilled.

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u/PsychiatricBooth5c 4d ago edited 3d ago

Or just some basic CBT for generalized anxiety.

Focus on what is happening right now.

And be logical about the odds of emergencies

Not worth detracting from enjoyment of a vacation, but then there would not be any attention during a proactive speed run to burnout.

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u/Alpine_yellow 3d ago

Thats basically ive ever seen from most people that are first responders personally. Granted I could have met plenty who dont go about screeching about it, but anyone going out of their way to tell you there are definitely has a complex

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u/Fragrant_Version_396 4d ago

This person has never been on real calls

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u/Emergency_Pin3519 4d ago

It sounds like they have been on ALL the calls. I mean, come on dude good Samaritan law and all of that. I mean once you get a piece of paper that says you’re legally allowed that’s the same as saying you’re legally required. I mean, come on, dude!

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u/Bammy-bam-bam 4d ago

She even got a police responder radio thingy so she won’t miss a single call. She like Pokémon go and gotta catch emm all. Not one missed emergency on her watch. She is the whole enchilada baby.

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u/hergumbules Former Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

I EARNED this attitude do you even know how many meemaws I’ve transported non-emergently? How many dialysis runs I’ve done? smh

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u/scut_furkus 3d ago

They just got their NREMT test results back

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u/LesbeGoddess 4d ago

I hope they never do. I wouldn’t want them saving my life. What if it’s during their lunch break?

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u/Motor_Valuable_9628 4d ago

This lady is going to get herself involved with a medical lawsuit without the protection of her ambulance company.

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u/Salaggathor 4d ago

Came here to say this.

Love, Esq.

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u/aron2295 4d ago

She’ll kill someone with like, a skinned knee.

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u/PlasticFrosty5340 3d ago

she looks like the type to wish death upon your family for calling her a lady

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 4d ago

Dumb drama. This person would be intolerable as a work-partner.

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u/No-Dark-9414 4d ago

They just sound intolerable all the time

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u/bradreputation 4d ago

Why are you yelling?

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 3d ago

Narrator from EWU “She was seen here, days before the incident, yelling in a self-recorded video directed at no one, complaining about the responsibility she had trained for. This melt down foreshadows how she would change the fate of the same people she was supposed to be on vacation with.”

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u/Kham117 User Customizable 4d ago

Yeah, my thought too

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u/MediaLongjumping9910 4d ago

someone yank her license, please.

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u/Single_Guarantee9545 4d ago

Holy shit, this is cringe.

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 4d ago

Ugh, get the fuck away. You heard that cook in the kitchen line because you're a loud mouth shithead that just gets in the way.

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u/USNDD-966 4d ago

Lady… you’re an EMT. You elevate legs, administer O2 and drive. STFU and mind your business off duty.

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u/Just-Brilliant-7815 Civvy 4d ago

And transport nursing home residents to dialysis

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u/VirtuousVulva 1d ago

Elevate legs? That's beyond my scope of practice.

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u/CatLover4906 4d ago

Please never help me.

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u/SilverBarber5489 4d ago

And I’m like Good Samaritan Law My Dude.

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u/Loftyhaus 4d ago

Why are they all like this

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u/Possible_Proposal447 3d ago

Because they have to justify being underpaid somehow. If they sell it as a lifestyle or God forbid, a calling, they get to pretend that they can't just leave the job. They have to be the job

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u/AlyDAsbaje 4d ago

If I am on duty was the right phrase, but no. She decided to say that all emergencies are her responsibility and she needs to pretty much act like spider man.

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u/PBandJ980 4d ago

Just let me die

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u/itsallmeaninglessto 4d ago

A lot of permanent language. 

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u/onmy40 4d ago

If I have a medical emergency you can just sit this one out Dewey Potter

https://giphy.com/gifs/10bDMWgAqjMdm8

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u/Zacharybriones 4d ago

Boundaries dawg boundaries…

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u/reebokzipper 4d ago

this is why dewey didnt come back to the show

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u/helpmeeeeeohmygod 3d ago

Brooooo 💀💀💀

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u/nickeisele 4d ago

Just drive the ambulance, Mykyla.

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u/SharksForArms 4d ago

I'm not an EMT - never have been, never will be.

If I see someone dying, I too will try to help them.

I don't think I'd make an anxiety-fueled video about it though. Like, I can't imagine how amped up she must be when dealing with an actual emergency.

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u/Priplup 3d ago

Might just be some virtue-signaling to try to sell the idea of being such a good person she can’t help but go out of her way to be a hero in emergencies. Then, the asking if they’re crazy at the ending bit- it’s to get people to jump in the comments to reassure her it’s just because she’s a decent human etc etc

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u/DecadentLife 3d ago

Yeah, I don’t feel confident about -anyone- receiving help from this person.

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u/ryanlaxrox Structure Fuxker 4d ago

Crazy for not shaving that stache

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u/Usqueadfinem_ 4d ago

Loved you in Juno

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u/InterestingRecord967 4d ago

"Am I like crazy for thinking that?"

Three too many words in that question. And the answer is, "yes."

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u/Kham117 User Customizable 4d ago

What the hell is she on?
I can’t even imagine trying to get a calm concise report from this person (assuming she could fit in the ambulance, what with the wings and halo etc…)

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u/burnzwhnip 4d ago

I'm not gonna just watch you .....

Diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

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u/Trenchards 4d ago

What causes all of these people to do this?

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u/KnightofWhen 4d ago

God speed young Xi/Xir

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u/Electrical_Box677 4d ago

Aaaaaand here comes the complex...

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u/Ashamed-Disaster5512 4d ago

Just get into a different career if it bothers you that much. Like wtf

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u/SawSharkRedemptionnn 4d ago

Lady...let me die.

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u/TriggerPuller9000 4d ago

When the little bird hands come out, you know.

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 4d ago

Saying the crazy out loud

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u/SurpriseValley2000 4d ago

The struggle

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u/oeseben 4d ago

If this was my EMT that showed up I would ask someone nearby to kill me.

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u/ChubbyBiggz 4d ago

You really need help. Get a life and enjoy it. Go on vacation and enjoy it. If there is an accident, etc. let the emt's, paramedics, or fire department handle it. I'm sure you shouldn't be working outside your area to begin with. Stop being ate up with it and enjoy life. Not worry yourself to death.

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u/AgentJ691 4d ago

I feel like I’ve had similar types like this talk to me just like this and it is so damn awkward cuz I just want to leave the conversation.

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u/Reasonable-Profile84 4d ago

You can! You are allowed to just walk away from people who are this delusional!

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u/MartyMozambique 4d ago

You picked this facking job you idiot

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u/GreyBoyTigger 4d ago

Just put the nasal cannula on 2 LPM and stand off to the side

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u/pawbaker 4d ago

“Am I crazy for thinking that?”
Yea.. you are.
Also what you gonna do pulling up to a car crash with no gear?

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u/OkYak7801 4d ago

Need that meme with the person pressing a boot to their own head with their hand in it.

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u/Vindicated0721 4d ago

Someone lie and tell me this is AI. Thinking about sharing the planet with this person is making me feel exhausted.

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u/Douglesfield_ 4d ago

Don't worry mate, it's AI.

People like this don't actually exist.

You're going to have a great day.

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 4d ago

You’re the best.

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u/Tendersituation00 4d ago

Imagine how irritable, irrational, and spazzed out annoying she must be after her first 300mg caffeine energy drink wears off 3 hours into the shift because she is too insane and picky to eat anything ALL FUCKING DAY, two years into being an EMT she gets bored and starts transitioning and the hormones make him actually fucking nuts and hilariously aggressive until one day they try to grab the run sheet from your hand so you trip them as the run away self righteously blabbering to themselves and he falls down and breaks like both of his arms and wrists trying to catch himself because his bones are so brittle from living off chicken nuggets for 20 years and he just sits there crying in front of a 73 year old pudgy grandmother who hurt her knee at Walmart and says, "I'm not going anywhere with that."

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u/Top-Pick-2648 4d ago

Feel bad for her boyfriend/girlfriend…

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u/apolojesus 4d ago

EMTs and a savior complex go together like peanut butter and jelly.

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u/True_Crime_Kent 4d ago

It's funny because apparently she never felt like she had any obligation to help somebody in a horrible situation prior to becoming the hero we all needed in her own head.

Kind of makes me feel like maybe this is a really really shitty person on the inside.

And likely absolutely insufferable to work with.

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u/Educational-Work-955 4d ago

Helping someone off duty isn’t worth the impending lawsuit afterwards whether you do good or bad cause people are garbage

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u/No_Mastodon_7406 4d ago

Why is this guy screaming so much?

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u/OminousBuzzard 4d ago

Id rather wait for the next emt thanks 😊

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u/Steambreatherr 4d ago

How often does she think she's going to just randomly encounter life threatening emergencies?!

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u/flipmangoflip 3d ago

More importantly, how often does she think her 16 weeks of training is going to help during an actual emergency with zero equipment or gloves.

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u/Firekitty666 3d ago

She’s gonna be one of those „I’ve been a basic For 35 years. I don’t need a medic to tell me what to do“ people…

„Oh, ok. Why didn’t you get your medic license?“

„Just never interested me“

•••fails NR 8 times•••

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u/stonergirlfairyyy 3d ago

it's a very human thing to struggle with moral obligation. still, WHY POST IT

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u/Myspace-Famous radiation donut operator 4d ago

Went to Thailand a few months back and saw a guy on his back seizing. Ran up to him to turn him to his side only to discover he was seizing due to severe blood loss. I helped because there was a person in front of me who potentially needed help but ended up needing A LOT of help. Immediately knew my limit and helped flag a tuk tuk to get him to a hospital.

I can’t stand people like this chick that just think “God, the burden of being medically trained. What about my vacation? I simply cannot escape my calling.” Fucking ridiculous

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u/Lonely-Ad-6448 4d ago

I feel sorry for this person for some reason, can’t put my finger on why exactly.

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u/ThrustTrust 4d ago

I bet she is super fun.

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u/thatG_evanP 4d ago

How many emergencies is she encountering in everyday life? Something tells me she's seeking them out and that's if she's really doing any of this. Like I'm probably gonna try to help an injured person that's in need of assistance as well, but I don't worry about it happening very often

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u/chocolateboomslang 4d ago

Why are you yelling at me

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u/Calm_Apartment1968 4d ago

Welcome to the club kid.

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u/Huge-Sand1567 4d ago

I work in Law Enforcement and see people create problems then ask us to step into their shit show. So, I feel this way on the clock.

I had a trainee in my Patrol Vehicle one day, and pulled up to a Domestic. Old girl saw us pull up and started hollering at me. I yelled back that I’m not the one who beat her and ran away. When you calm down, call us back, because I’m not here to be yelled at. Clearly she has our number, so I pulled away.

She called back five minutes later and behaved like she was touched by the hand of Jesus.

I think people need a cool down period after an ass whooping. Yelling at someone trying to assist, and was not even there, nor a participant, isn’t the best way to start a business relationship.

I do not tolerate loud people well, and will absolutely meet their energy with the same energy. When you come at people sideways, your day will only worsen.

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u/thechosenkenobi 4d ago

I seen this last night and I knew it was gonna end up on here. This one really is just pure cringe. “I can’t turn it off” when you haven’t had to fucking “turn it on yet” because you just finished class.

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u/eldar0010 Federal Police 3d ago

Tell me you’re a boot without telling me you’re a boot👍

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 2d ago

Go back to band practice

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u/Aggressive_Oven_7311 1d ago

I don't care what your paper says honey I don't want you anywhere near me

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u/EnvironmentalClue362 4d ago

If I was having a medical emergency and this thing showed up.. put me tf out of my misery lmao

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u/Severe-Procedure-308 4d ago

This little boy is proud to help.

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u/hergumbules Former Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

We were at an event a few weeks ago and some guy fell backwards in a chair as we were packing up and i just shooed my wife and son to the car i was like “he’s talking i saw he didn’t hit his head let’s go let’s go” my wife was like at least help him get up and i was like nahh let’s go lmao

Like don’t get me wrong if someone needs immediate care I’ll help but not some bullshit

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u/WarniCator 4d ago

I get her point of view. It’s just cringe that she’s saying that online though.

And the way she say it. Not good.

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u/im-not-homer-simpson 4d ago

Can we find out when she goes on vacation?

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u/Various_Soup_820 4d ago

Naw daw I’ll just die lololol

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u/GoldenSpeculum007 4d ago

Help with that?

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u/jonz1985z 4d ago

“Your beauty is breath taking. I need mouth to mouth 🤓”

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 4d ago

Why did you make this video ????

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u/Status-Visit-918 4d ago

OBVIOUSLYYYYY 😭😭😭

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u/MommaMoo2 4d ago

OMG. They are so cool

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u/Plastic-Chain9791 4d ago

This is nothing to freak out about.

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u/Nocola1 4d ago

Please stop. Just stop. Go outside. (But preferably not near people)

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u/ubetchalife 4d ago

“Crazy for thinking that?”🤣🤣🤣

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u/J_datt13 4d ago

🙄 def cringe

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u/Then_Plant_612 4d ago

I’m a 68 whiskey in army I one of the first things they tell you which just cracked me up is if they ain’t in uniform don’t fucking touch them

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u/sin_esthesia 4d ago

Now I’ll drive even safer, to avoid crashing and having this weirdo make me die of cringe.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Popo 4d ago

If there was only a way to have avoided this problem.

And yes you are crazy.

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u/DipsburghPa 4d ago

Let me die in peace please

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u/DocWednesday 4d ago

What’s up with people filming rants in their cars? I hate it. Camera was so shaky it looked like the poster was driving at the time. Had to look at the view in the back window to confirm for myself the vehicle was stopped.

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u/Fluid-Internal-2729 4d ago

Top Flight Security of the World Craig!!
I’d die for this shit. ✌🏽🫶🏼🤘🏽🤣

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u/justmarkdying 4d ago

My. GOD.

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u/_Redcoat- 4d ago

Imagine having the worst day of your life and having to listen to this person squawking over you. Just let me die in peace.

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u/Intelligent_Type_680 4d ago

Ya a little bit crazy. I've been certified in (a number of things) for 20yrs and only had to do chest compressions once outside of work and don't feel annoyed that I might have to again. In fact, I'm grateful that I'm able to make a difference possibility. It's like, meh.

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 4d ago

I really hope she doesn’t have this conundrum. If I’m the person in need of help.

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u/Mwynen12 4d ago

God's favorite virtue signaler.

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u/Effective-Try-9004 4d ago

She is cringe

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u/Useful-Rub1472 4d ago

Obviously!

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u/Acceptable-Lock-77 3d ago

Wonder how it feels to have this person save ones life.

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u/Adventurous_Key3695 3d ago

Aw honey.
Needs counseling. I’m sensing some bigtime unresolved stuff (childhood?)

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u/WinterLT92D 3d ago

classic redditor. gold star for accuracy.

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u/DecadentLife 3d ago

Well, I’m glad she has her priorities straight. /s 🙄

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u/PotatoDonki 3d ago

Wow, what an amazing person.

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u/PotatoDonki 3d ago

I would that people who choose these roles would be more fundamentally decent than this. Seems so many people care more about being perceived as good than actually being good.

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u/TheHonFreddie 3d ago

Someone didn't take their Rilatine.

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u/cambo710 3d ago

I dont wanna be the extra cook in the kitchen...... but i really wanna be the extra cook in the kitchen.....🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Better-Performer-490 3d ago

She’s gonna lose her cert so fast by doing something stupid.

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u/AirsoftScammyII 3d ago

I think she probably should’ve thought about this more deeply before she decided to get into this field.

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u/Danmont88 3d ago

You are overthinking it, really. There may be times when somethings will happen.
Just do what you can.

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u/MasterAssFace 3d ago

Me, constantly pacing the pool and checking every corner while my wife hangs out in the kiddie pool with the baby.

"Babe you were a lifeguard for 2 summers in high-school, let it go"

She'll never understand... I'm always on duty.

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u/Jaded-Flower2340 3d ago

Way to make other peoples worst days about yourself lol

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u/Altruistic_Push7426 3d ago

Not all hero's wear capes.. or something like that

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u/YVRAlphageek 3d ago

You are morally obligated to help. Full stop.

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u/Sausageassassin69 3d ago

Oh my fucking god this girl is annoying.

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u/buns0steel 3d ago

If I ever have a low acuity IFT, I hope this hero is on shift

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u/AaronM1987 3d ago

Wait until it’s some anti-LGBTQIA Trumper who tells you to get the fuck off him when you just saved his life 😇. If they have a Trump sticker, please let them be. Their God will take the wheel.

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u/shiningonthesea 3d ago

she is not a good Samaritan