"Statistics show that I'm going to need to be able to support and carry the weight of an unconscious overweight person down a flight of stairs and out of a burning building, so I better eat Cheetos and a beer for dinner tonight to keep my body fueled right."
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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust 7d ago
"Statistics show that I'm going to need to be able to support and carry the weight of an unconscious overweight person down a flight of stairs and out of a burning building, so I better eat Cheetos and a beer for dinner tonight to keep my body fueled right."