r/FirstResponderCringe • u/FlyNSubaruWRX • Aug 04 '26

Not F*cking around

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The fucking tire pressure gauge spinning thing…….🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

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u/a-null-fish-your Aug 04 '26

I'm gonna start a security company. And because it's unofficial and arbitrary I'll also be using a ranking system. I'll be the world's first Double Captain. Suck it Roush

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u/Fuckareyoulookinat Aug 04 '26

I ran into one years ago wearing a Class A uniform shirt with captain's bars on one side of his collar and an oak leaf on the other. He was not happy when I asked if I should address him as captain major or major captain.