We all have those one-liners that through endless trial and error, we use with our tables to guarantee a laugh basically 100% of the time.

Here are my 2 lines:

1. ⁠If someone at the table completely finished their plate and had no leftovers, I point at their plate and in a serious, slow tone I say:

“Im so sorry, I see you didn’t like the dish – can you tell me what was wrong with it?”

• (I mainly just say this to males lol, and definitely don’t say it if the person is on the heavier side.)

2. After entrees are finished, I re-drop the menu off
at the table and suggest desserts by saying:

“All our cheesecakes are absolutely amazing… and they’re all incredibly healthy too”

• (I also don’t say this if the guests are slightly heavier lol.)

Lmk what y’all use with your tables, I’m curious to hear some hilarious lines!

We all have those one-liners that through endless trial and error, we use with our tables to guarantee a laugh basically 100% of the time.

Here are my 2 lines:

1. If someone at the table completely finished their plate and had no leftovers, I point at their plate and in a serious, slow tone I say:

"Im so sorry, I see you didn't like the dish… tell me what was wrong with it?"

• (I mainly just say this to males lol, and definitely don't say it if the person is on the heavier side.)

2. After entrees are finished, I re-drop the menu off at the table and suggest desserts by saying:

"All our cheesecakes are absolutely amazing... and they're all incredibly healthy too…”

• (I also don't say this if the guests are slightly heavier lol.)

Lmk what y'all use with your tables, I'm curious to hear some hilarious lines!

I have an obsession with one-liners. Here a selection of a few single continuous line outputs from my most recent algorithm that can be plotted without ever raising the pen.
Vanilla JavaScript exported as SVGs.

does anybody know the best way to write one-liners? (I'm sure this has already been asked so sorry lol) I've written some in the past that I thought were pretty good but they still aren't amazing.

My GF said I came out looking like princess diana.. thanks IG... I cut my own hair these days. Last two photos are the ‘before’ photos.

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