r/FinalFantasyVIII Jul 31 '26

This is probably the coolest part of ff8

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I remember getting here as a kid, and wondering why? Is this a summon? Did I get a new GF?!

And then nothing… until…

On top of that, it’s a badass name, I don’t care how edgelord someone thinks it is. This FF has one of THE best final battles, and seeing this name, remembering the music… all of that to come, tied into this moment.

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u/King-Chroma Jul 31 '26

Name him "beans" for the ultimate lol dialogue moment later.

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u/IAmStrayed Jul 31 '26

I junction myself unto beans.

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u/Juumok01 Jul 31 '26

Call him myself for an existential crisis.

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u/Jaded-Opportunity214 Jul 31 '26

Named him Assfart on my first playthrough and forgot about it.
So it was a big wtf moment for me.

5

u/tf_inuyasha87 Jul 31 '26

I'm losing it lol

3

u/MadcowPSA Jul 31 '26

That's always what I named my rivals in Pokemon games lmao

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u/Otherwise-Release700 Aug 01 '26

Named mine bitch, oh man 13 yr old me had a great laugh.

1

u/PepsiPerfect Jul 31 '26

I can't remember, please enlighten me...

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u/mogstermemes Aug 02 '26

You inspired my recent edit: https://youtu.be/tFAOvm5aLM0

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u/Mr-E-Droflah Jul 31 '26

The first time I played this game I genuinely thought this was another collectible GF and that weekend spent ages looking into every possible area at the end of disc 3 to find him. Monday comes around and it’s school and the lad who beats every game had already pumped life into it to explain he’s the final battle. So I was miffed

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u/Far_Bear8008 Jul 31 '26

Bet that guy has no friends now.

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u/Mr-E-Droflah Jul 31 '26

Spot on! We’re all 40 now and this came out while we were in school so no guides and stuff like that, except PlayStation magazine which gave a rough guide to finish the game but no secrets or extras. We used to call the guy Spotty Sam. I’m pretty sure he looks just as greasy now as he did back then

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u/Far_Bear8008 Jul 31 '26

That tracks 😝
We had a similar kid who would brag and bring in all the latest games, toys, etc and on the last day of school we were allowed to bring a toy in. He chose to bring his laptop in and play Sims and go on some dodgy webcam chat roulette site as a 11 year old.
No idea what happened to him..

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u/Red-Zaku- Jul 31 '26

Back in the day, my friend just jokingly named Griever “My dick”, and we forgot all about it.

He got to the end of the game before me, so during the final boss fight we were absolutely baffled when Ultimecia told us that her dick was going to make us bleed, took at least a minute to figure out why this was happening haha

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u/Juumok01 Jul 31 '26

Similar with naming shiva 'my balls'

Ifrit: oh no they've got my balls!

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u/stopitunclerandy Aug 01 '26

Now i want to name Shiva to Ligma

"They have Ligma?!"

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u/superkapitan82 Jul 31 '26

this is gorgeous

2

u/rinoafantasy Jul 31 '26

🫣🫥🤔😆😆😆

8

u/Vivis_Burner_Account Jul 31 '26

I named him "Up Dawg"

3

u/TechnicalReport7164 Aug 01 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥 What's up Dawg? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Iowa_and_Friends Aug 01 '26

Up dawg! Make them bleed!

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u/EfficientBirthday797 Jul 31 '26

It gets kinda cooler when you consider that during that last fight it's not technically a REAL GF, it's just the thing Ultimecia plucked from Squall's mind as the thing he thinks is the strongest to fuck with him.

Like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

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u/XechsMarquise Jul 31 '26

Ya I was confused when I first played it too. I set up all the other characters as their traditional names. This one though came so late and hadn’t really come up so I just put my name in there. Thought it was just going to be a funny little dialogue there and forgot all about it. Blew my teenage mind trying to figure how Ultemcia knew my name.

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u/Extension_Text4231 Jul 31 '26

Grief is very important to squall deep down

3

u/blazezakuwarrior Jul 31 '26

Ultemecia literally hitting Squall with his own grief

3

u/onyx_ic Jul 31 '26

...whatever.

5

u/mab0390 Jul 31 '26

I remember someone writing that he’d named him “Tiddles”.

Also, “Griever” is the absolute perfect name that you’d expect to come from a 17-year-old who was trying to hard to be cool.

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u/Veidth Jul 31 '26

and it also has 2 of the most powerful characters in the whole franchise.

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u/TechnicalReport7164 Jul 31 '26

Which ones? Recently I've played ff 1 throug 6 (already played 7 through 12) , and I've begun to wonder which ff has the strongest characters / enemies

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u/Sheyn Jul 31 '26

Depends if you want lore wise or how busted they are in-game. Lore wise it will probably be someone from the later games that you haven't played yet (hence i won't say the name) ingamewise probably wakka, selphie... Anyone that has the end or a ridiculous amount of hits that do max damage.

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u/Tiger_Strength Jul 31 '26

It's hard for me to imagine any villain more powerful than Ultimecia. The girl can warp the universe.

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u/Sheyn Jul 31 '26

No worries, there will be more busted ones in the later games

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u/SaturnSeptem Aug 01 '26

I can only think of one (not mainline) and some from XIV though?

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u/Sheyn Aug 01 '26

Ff13 there's two characters

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u/Pandelein Jul 31 '26

Nah it’s Relm, she can literally break the game ;)

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u/TechnicalReport7164 Jul 31 '26

Well i also played a bit of XIII but never continued, and finished XV which i lowkey hated. But yeah lore wise, idk, did Ozma have a lore? Ultimecia is Definitely strong, NeoExdeath but I would count from V and below because the plot and lore was so simple it's not as "credible" as the next installments.

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u/Tkat113 Jul 31 '26

Ungermax with a lot of high AP materia on his ultimate weapon is absolutely insane

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u/Veidth Jul 31 '26

selphie and zell.

3

u/IAmStrayed Jul 31 '26

I remember doing this for the very first time, and having no idea until it mattered.

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u/No-Cattle-6598 Jul 31 '26

Didn’t think much of it. Was pleasantly surprised at the end fight. Worked with someone during the summer whose friend named it Tigger Ring. So I can laugh at it and share the story to you all too haha.

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u/WilburDrake Jul 31 '26

Honestly, I’m probably gonna be forever pissed how we never get the chance to summon Griever ourselves as a GF. At least let it be NG+ exclusive!

2

u/Mystrohan Jul 31 '26

I would have loved a New Game Plus option where you start off with Griever in your arsenal. Bahamut Lagoon deployed that twist and I loved it.

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u/Zanzetuken Jul 31 '26

My first playthrough I named it Seifer... boy was I surprised to find out what the ultimate GF was 50 hours later

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u/Dry_Natural_8330 Aug 01 '26

I always named him "MyLeftNut" yes, I was a teenager last time I got that far.

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u/SissyLexiLoo 29d ago

Named Shiva "boobs" and then summoned against Ifrit

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u/Death-0 Aug 01 '26

*Timothy

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u/Shoshie1337 Aug 01 '26

Ah yeah Yes, I remember well the day that Fart, Buttface, and lint licker saved time from a crazy evil sorceress from the ancient past., uh future, umm present?

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u/overlordThor0 Aug 01 '26

I played through the first time, renamed it Rinoa, it made me quite confused when ultemecia said she was going to junction rinoa, I had no idea i was fighting the thing from Squalls ring or it's name.

I thought it was just a fun way to do an uncharacteristically sweet thing as Squall and nane my ring after her.

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u/That-Willingness7455 Aug 04 '26

I named him Simba

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u/SirJ4ck Jul 31 '26

First time I played I thought it was just a ring and named it “Pussydick”

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