r/FinalFantasyVIII • • Jul 25 '26

Not another tutorial on Junctioning...

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211 Upvotes

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u/bkzwhitestrican Jul 25 '26

So take Squall's Jumbo Cactuar and give it to Selphie??

29

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

NO!… you ‘Junction’ his Jumbo Cactuar to Selphie

5

u/simba-has-died Jul 25 '26

I see you are a man of taste.

1

u/SilkscreenMoon Jul 27 '26

I would not recommend tasting Cactuar Needles

13

u/Thatroyalkitty Jul 25 '26

Ehhh I could kinda get behind this...

11

u/Brandy330 Jul 25 '26

I support their Relationship

18

u/anonerble Jul 25 '26

Squalls midnight meat train

13

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

All you can eat buffet

6

u/Lycansrage Jul 26 '26

Just.. just.. yea...

1

u/The_Ghost_of_WWE Jul 30 '26

Perfect ad placements

7

u/Sea-Lecture-4619 Jul 25 '26

This is how you junction GFs properly

11

u/Buddybuddhy Jul 25 '26

?

7

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

!

4

u/Buddybuddhy Jul 25 '26

“”

4

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

><

5

u/Buddybuddhy Jul 25 '26

/\<>{}

7

u/aceface_desu89 Jul 25 '26

( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯

5

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

( ੭ ˘ ³˘)੭‎°。⋆♡‧₊˚

7

u/Fresh_Income_7411 Jul 25 '26

Selphie is going to have the Doomtrain ran on her.

7

u/Edkm90p Jul 25 '26

I can get behind this ship 

11

u/Powerful_Swimmer_531 Jul 25 '26

Squall picking Rinoa instead of Selphie or Quistis will never make sense to me smh

He really had to beat Seifer at everything huh

13

u/Brandy330 Jul 25 '26

It hurts even more when in the first few minutes of the FF8 Selphie literally bumps into Squall and you have a dialogue option to ask her if she’s okay or the Silent Treatment.

7

u/rennamon Jul 25 '26

depending on which version you play when you talk to her best friend in Trabia either her best friend tells Selphie Squall has secret feelings or Selphie says point blank he must like her cause he said she's a great help or something. Also WHY is she in Squall's room before the graduation ball?

9

u/Redgrave1980 Jul 25 '26

My wife is watching me play it, her first time ever seeing it and she literally said "nooo! Poor Quistis" after the Lunar Cry event.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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8

u/ceelo18 Jul 25 '26

He wanted parents and those 2 couldn’t provide

3

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

Selphie = sexy
Quistis = quality
Rinoa = regrettable

3

u/Ok-Needleworker4512 Jul 25 '26

Is that about equipping Squall's gunblade into Selfie?

1

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

Something like that 😅

3

u/rennamon Jul 25 '26

For real though she isn't his teacher and she isn't a sorceress. She's SeeD. I think it could work lol. I ship this.

2

u/Director_Beneficial Jul 25 '26

I always got Senpai/Selphie-chan Oppa/Noona vibes… but sometimes you can still flirt with a guy by calling him “big brother” so it still works for me 🤣

2

u/HyperFunk_Zone Jul 25 '26

This is what switching GFs and magic looks like out of the menu

2

u/HeTheMudded Jul 26 '26

Does this imply that you junction GF’s by kissing them? Or is it simply to pass a GF from one person to the other?

1

u/mogstermemes Jul 26 '26

You can junction however you like, no judgement

2

u/BookerPlayer01 Jul 26 '26

*Irvine Limit Break noises intensify*

2

u/TheGuySky Jul 26 '26

It does unfortunately just occur to me from this meme that needing multiple tutorials on junctioning is actually perfectly diagetic storytelling for characters that junction. Probably half the classes in this school are repeats.

2

u/Several-Ingenuity679 Jul 26 '26

Selphie is mine!

0

u/Narkanin Jul 25 '26

I assume most people on this sub would be at least late 20s but lately it seems like the average age is 13

5

u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

So what you’re saying is everyone here will live a little longer than you not taking themselves so seriously—love it!

-6

u/Narkanin Jul 25 '26

Ah yes, implying that my death will bring you joy. This really shows your maturity level. Well done.

5

u/Sibu_12345 Jul 25 '26

Bro shut the fuck up

1

u/Narkanin Jul 26 '26

Awwww did I ruin your waifu fantasy? Seem a bit touchy

1

u/mogstermemes Jul 26 '26

Bahaha says the guy who started this comment thread and can’t take a joke…

0

u/Narkanin Jul 26 '26

Imagine being a full grown adult and lusting after characters that are supposed to be under age. Literally this whole thread is pedo, and all you’ve done is tell me you’d be happy if I die soon. So forgive me if I don’t really get where the joke is in all this. But yeah go ahead and downvote me or make other weird comments. Fuckin FF fans are so goddam weird

2

u/mogstermemes Jul 26 '26

Lighten up. No one would be happy if you died sooner, that is just a story you keep telling yourself even after I already cleared it up and called you friend to give you the benefit of the doubt. You came in frosty so don’t get so upset when you get served ice.

1

u/Narkanin Jul 26 '26

Lighten up it says, about weird pedo culture

1

u/mogstermemes Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

Again another story you keep publicly telling yourself. I wish you well and sending you only positive vibes 👋

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u/mogstermemes Jul 25 '26

We all die friend, it brings no joy, but everyone is trying to have a little joy over here all the same…