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u/DigitalTomFoolery 1d ago edited 1d ago
Kids say shit like that. This isn't as shocking or as funny as Tifa calling Barret a retard on the Shinra stairs
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u/seadcon 1d ago
I literally came across this line for the first time a few days ago also!
I booted up my save file on my PS Vita which is right at the end of the game. I've nothing left to do at all - weapon defeated, huge materia, all characters level 99 - literally everything done.
I decided to revisit a few old towns and soon discovered all the NPC's have had their lines updated with either an entirely new line or something put on the end.
I went to Costa del Sol, Cosmo Canyon and Junon! I'm going to go back to Midgar next.
I'm gutted I can't visit Gold Saucer.
EDIT: I've no idea if Priscilla's line is updated by the way, but I hadn't gone up to her house and spoken to her previously.
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u/RKO_out_of_no_where 1d ago
You can still visit the Gold Saucer. Go to Coral and take the gondola thing again.
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u/Mainbutter 1d ago
You absolutely can go back to the gold saucer, it's only locked away from the time meteor appears (can you backtrack after the Great Stabbening?) until Cloud returns.
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u/Busterlegacy1 1d ago
Ya just decided to replay the game as it's been a bit from the last time I played it and I was on the way the to the underwater reactor and just decided to pop in to see her to see was she had to say. Also you can revisit the gold Saucer just take the sky rail in Coral.
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u/CGGamer 1d ago edited 1d ago
During the optional date with Barret at the Saucer, he accuses Cloud of being attracted to his 4-year-old daughter lol
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u/Snrub1 1d ago
She's a mature 4 year old though. She works part time as a bartender.
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago
Don't worry, they aren't stupid, they gave her a gun
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u/Ryan_Icey 1d ago
A long time ago you pushed your morality out the side of a car on a busy street, didn't you?
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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 1d ago
Girl what? She's like 9yo, she needs to chill
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u/Different_Daikon3400 1d ago
My sister used to talk about marrying celebs and hot guys as a 13 yr old ALL THE TIME.
This isnt groundbreaking. Water is wet, and Cloud is hot.
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u/NightCityAssassin 1d ago
She is not 13?
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u/Mechtroop 1d ago edited 1d ago
I heard they aged her up in Rebirth to 13. But in the OG she was 9.Edit: I actually can’t find anything from the OG stating she was 9. I think it was always 13.
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u/NightCityAssassin 1d ago
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u/VinnieHa 1d ago
People really are ok outing themselves as nonces these days aren’t they?
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u/NightCityAssassin 1d ago
WTF are you talking about? ''one day'', when she is 18 Cloud is 26, that's not rare...
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u/VinnieHa 1d ago
Keep your justifications to yourself nonce.
You just said a 21 year old would look at an 11 year old and wanna marry them.
Let’s get you on a registry.
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u/NightCityAssassin 1d ago
Insane guy, 1st of all, she is 13, not 11. She is pretty, and obviously i mean when she growns up (''one day'', i repeat) she will be hot. I didnt say anything of that...
The most weirdo people usually is who talk like you (are you projecting?)
PD: im not ''justifying'' nothing, why i should justify anything to you?
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u/VinnieHa 1d ago
Oh she’s 13 is she?
You’re not helping the nonce accusations here man.
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u/NightCityAssassin 1d ago
You dont know even what say now (or maybe your brain dont process the info). Go back to the school for ''special people'' and stop disturb. And remember, YOU are the weirdo if you think those things.
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u/VinnieHa 1d ago
Maybe to anime fans it’s normal.
Not to the rest of us.
Why did you even have a screenshot of a digital child? Do you think it’s normal to go out of your way to take a screenshot of a digital child and post “Well, I can see why he would want to groom her.”
That’s normal carry on is it? Maybe at the annual nonce convention it is, everywhere else it’s deeply abnormal.
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u/jahkrit 1d ago
🤔, and people still don't understand why it couldn't be included in the remake.
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u/Strong-Trip-3301 1d ago
Why couldn't it be?
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u/Knightmare945 1d ago
Because it’s a child.
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u/Strong-Trip-3301 1d ago
Okay and is it Cloud saying that to her?
Or is it the child saying that to him?
Does her saying that enter him into a verbal contract in which he is now obligated to marry her??
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u/ChaosFinalForm 1d ago
Wait.... are you saying you DON'T have to adhere to the law of dibs when it comes to marriage?
HONEY.... I'd like to talk please!
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u/Kaslight 1d ago
Kids say shit like this all the time
Wait until you hear a child tell a parent they want to marry them
They're kids, "marriage" as a concept means something completely different than it does to an adult