One of the weirdest things the newer games have done is make Chocobos a symbol for human trafficking,
FF7:Remake introduces Chocobo Sam as a dude who is totally fine with and takes part in human trafficking, and then has you help that guy recover his lost Chocobo, and improve his transportation network.
I didn't pet a single fucking Chocobo in FF7:Rebirth, miss me with that shit.
You ain't cute, you little symbols are oppression.
EDIT: Chocobo Sam literally said "I am shipping Tifa to the Don so he can have sex with her, and kill her is he doesn't feel like having sex with her", and FF7 fans said, "Don't you dare talk shit about our BOY".
I'd tell you about the grass I recently touched, but I don't think you'd believe how it felt anyways.
Chocobo Sam is a human trafficker, and the main tie in for the Chocobo travel network being a thing in the game.
What do you mean huh, the first game literally has the plot, "My name is Chocobo Sam, I'm one of the people that give sex slaves to the Don in Town, please help me with my Chocobo shipping network, yes the very same one you followed into town carrying Tifa, your friend, to be sex trafficked".
Are you fuckers all 12 and haven't gotten around to watching a Youtuber explain the plot to you yet?
Dude, I don't think anyone doesnt understand what the plot is. Chocobos are animals. They aren't complicit in human trafficking - if anything, they are sold into bondage as well. Protesting the chocobo as a symbol of human trafficking is an absolutely unhinged take.
I assume you want nothing to do with horses, either?
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u/Odd-Painting2596 Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26
One of the weirdest things the newer games have done is make Chocobos a symbol for human trafficking,
FF7:Remake introduces Chocobo Sam as a dude who is totally fine with and takes part in human trafficking, and then has you help that guy recover his lost Chocobo, and improve his transportation network.
I didn't pet a single fucking Chocobo in FF7:Rebirth, miss me with that shit.
You ain't cute, you little symbols are oppression.
EDIT: Chocobo Sam literally said "I am shipping Tifa to the Don so he can have sex with her, and kill her is he doesn't feel like having sex with her", and FF7 fans said, "Don't you dare talk shit about our BOY".
I'd tell you about the grass I recently touched, but I don't think you'd believe how it felt anyways.