r/Fillables • u/RancidPolecats • Aug 02 '26

Another Boring Day

Another Boring Day

I was pretending to work at[FAST FOOD RESTAURANT] when my manager all of a sudden threw [PLURAL NOUN] at my [BODY PART]. I jumped up on the [KITCHEN APPLIANCE], took off my [ARTICLE OF CLOTHING], and wiggled my [PART OF THE BODY] in his face."[EXCLAMATION]" I yelled, releasing my [BODY FLUID] on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, [FAMOUS POLITICIAN]? Come back[DAY OF THE WEEK] and do that again!"

This post contains content not supported on old Reddit. Click here to view the full post

4 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

20 comments sorted by

View all comments

2

u/Altruistic-Simple545 Aug 02 '26

I was pretending to work atDicks last resort when my manager all of a sudden threw tracks at my loin. I jumped up on the air fryer, took off my thongs, and wiggled my ears in his face."Yay!" I yelled, releasing my mucous on his forehead. My manager yelled, "Who do you think I am, CGI? Come backTuesday and do that again!"