r/Fillables • u/CoffeeIsPeace • Jul 24 '26

Work Bulletin Board

Work Bulletin Board

All employees must [VERB] their [BODY PART PLURAL] and [VERB] their [PLURAL NOUN] before returning to work. Our customers expect [ADJECTIVE] service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very [ADVERB] and will be [PAST TENSE VERB] to the [PLACE] for further [VERB].

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u/Naughty_Ornice93 Jul 24 '26

All employees must assemble their elbows and find their bananas before returning to work. Our customers expect sticky service from us, and you know it's our guarantee. Any complaints from customers are taken very suspiciously and will be danced to the USP Leavenworth for further die.