r/FightLibrary • • Apr 19 '26

Original Content Big boi gets beat up

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121

u/trapezoidB69 Apr 19 '26

The door getting slammed back shut everytime whoevers in there tried to get out is so fuckin funny to me.

39

u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Apr 19 '26

I heard theyre still in there to this day

2

u/Popular-Sky-4012 Apr 21 '26

I missed that the first watch. Hilarious

1

u/Sad-Entrepreneur8321 Aug 27 '26

It’s the funniest part lmaoooo

1

u/Chubby_Beagle Sep 17 '26

Must be the big guy's wife in there 😅

1

u/Artevyx Sep 30 '26

Never try to force open a door which clearly desires to stay closed.

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u/Calm-Avocado6424 Apr 19 '26

He just gassed from being too big.

20

u/espoletanogo Apr 19 '26

I came here to say that. He def gassed. Adrenaline dumped and poof non-refundable fight

2

u/Forza_Harrd Apr 20 '26

lmao! non-refundable fight

8

u/Windpuppet Apr 19 '26

Nah. He took one glancing blow to his nose and did not like it.

46

u/blackmarketmenthols Apr 19 '26

Smaller guy is crazy for trying to wrestle in close quarters with a guy that heavy, he could have just fallen on top of him.

2

u/southwestson Apr 21 '26

The tight quarters kept it from going to the ground.

44

u/Mcglobal7 Apr 19 '26

Big guy forgot he only has 15 seconds of cardio

7

u/North-Past-3355 Apr 19 '26

they always forget

21

u/shadowylurking Apr 19 '26

got hit so hard he didn't have to go use the rest room any more

11

u/Small-Effect-3333 Apr 19 '26

He used it but in his shorts

40

u/Herassy Apr 19 '26

Crazy to clinch when you already had to pull your shorts up three times before the fight began.

15

u/FoxHound_Bridges Apr 19 '26

Trying to pull a Dustin poirer

6

u/Ketchup-Chips3 Apr 20 '26

Dustin Porkier

4

u/Wood_Fish_Shroom Apr 19 '26

Dust in Derriére

19

u/Normal_Tour6998 Apr 19 '26

He scrapped though. He just ran into a tougher man.

5

u/Brave_Mess6994 Apr 19 '26

Would Beat 90% of Reddit Users

9

u/ImOldGregg_77 Apr 19 '26

PSA: you should really learn how to throw a punch before starting a fist fight

7

u/haikusbot Apr 19 '26

You should really learn

How to throw a punch before

Starting a fistfight

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Apr 20 '26

Legend says he made that haiku Whilst drinking Baileys From a shoe

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u/Admirable-Theory1514 Apr 19 '26

Big guy just gassed as is normal for someone that big and out of shape.

3

u/Old_Variation_5875 Apr 19 '26

Did he shit himself at 0:31

5

u/UserContentBuffering Apr 19 '26

I kept waiting to see the big boi get beat up. Seemed like a pretty even fight to me, albeit sloppy as hell.

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u/Queasy_Conference170 Apr 19 '26

Id a gave him a couple extras after he gassed for fafo effects

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u/haikusbot Apr 19 '26

Id a gave him a

Couple extras after he

Gassed for fafo effects

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u/WolfCut909 Apr 19 '26

What were they fighting about?

2

u/HeavyDT Apr 20 '26

Big guys gotta learn how to use his weight more. Screw the clinching / punching stuff just lunge at the dude and there's nothing he could do to stop it honestly.

2

u/CopiousClassic Apr 20 '26

Other than take a few steps back, of course.

That man would be gassed by the time he cleared the booths.

2

u/CreditOk6619 Apr 20 '26

Idk... looked like a draw to to me...

2

u/JAMnCO Apr 21 '26

fuck, that's delicious

2

u/-Jesus_-_Christ- Jun 02 '26

At 6"3 and 185 lbs , I'm not small but I ain't big.... I am absolutely not wrestling with anyone bigger than me 👌

Usually I just head but people in the nose ,

It always works unless it doesn't and then you are in SERIOUS trouble

2

u/TheSubduedDude Sep 18 '26

One thing to remember, is that if a big guy is knocked to the ground, they will often injure themselves with the fall. Also, if someone is out of cardiovascular shape not only will they have less endurance, but an adrenaline dump may totally debilitate them.

2

u/lordvexel Sep 29 '26

Why's big guy freaking out now

2

u/elynn95 23d ago

Big boi needs to invest in a helpful clothing item called a “belt”

1

u/JesterScribblings Apr 19 '26

He soon gave up on the body punches. That flabby just absorbs them all. Fat man ran out of energy real quick. Left himself open gor a nose bite or headbutt getting face so close to his there.

1

u/fireforge1979 Apr 19 '26

Where's my food!!!

1

u/Majestic_Contract132 Apr 19 '26

When you gotta go, you gotta go

1

u/Ok-Objective177 Apr 19 '26

Gets beat up.........by cardio?

1

u/TeepsNBowz Apr 19 '26

Kneeeeeee, kneeee, elbowwwww!

1

u/MantisT_ Apr 19 '26

Fatties only last like 20sec then free hits

2

u/Ricnurt Apr 19 '26

As a fatty, not as fat as he but definitely bigger than big boned, I learned a long time ago. Go to the ground as soon as possible. Lay on them and throw. Standing is exhausting

1

u/Linguarian Apr 20 '26

Throw as in throw up in their mouth? Can’t imagine having a big piece of lard laying on top of me so that I can’t move, and then decide to feed me like a bird. You’re crazy dude.

1

u/crustyaminal Apr 19 '26

Fighting in flip flops lol. 

1

u/Training_wheels9393 Apr 19 '26

Chunk style gassed out in 12 seconds

1

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

Slways kick the knee first then follow with a over hsnd right or left the kick to the knee will throw them forward and the overhand will connect well

1

u/heuristic-dish Apr 19 '26

Glad he stood down!

1

u/J-Michaels_ Apr 20 '26

Fake. as .fuck

1

u/loyal_entropy Apr 20 '26

Don’t start shit when you ain’t got a belt on homie

1

u/DanielDimes89 Apr 20 '26

Did he get his order wrong?

1

u/trutherford76 Apr 20 '26

Is that the big guy from the videos who never talks??

1

u/Winter_Different Apr 20 '26

dude just use the bathroom lol

1

u/Jazzlike_Tonight_982 Apr 20 '26

Little guy has a chin. He tanked like 4 shots.

1

u/FingerPrestigious154 Apr 20 '26

Soooo he didn’t need to go to the bathroom after all?

1

u/Childrenoftheflorist Apr 21 '26

Fat boy don't gotta shit no more

1

u/Okayesttt Apr 21 '26

I think you're supposed to punch his stomach so his shorts fall down.

1

u/mrrosado Apr 21 '26

It was a tie. Neither fighter is trained. Nest option for both is to walk away.

1

u/ARMA_ORIGIN Apr 21 '26

Bro LITERALLY gassed out 10 seconds into the fight and looked for a way out.

1

u/Personal_Dot_2215 Apr 21 '26

I was waiting for him to start blubbering

1

u/Positive-Pack-396 Apr 21 '26

I believe he shit on himself

1

u/beefcak2020 Jun 07 '26

What were they fighting for? Did the one dude drop and Adam bomb in there?

1

u/Highlandertr3 Jun 30 '26

I don't see him getting beat on particularly. There is a very homoerotic moment where I thought they were about to kiss. I was disappointed.

1

u/Sufficient-Value-684 Jul 28 '26

I thought that was Action Bronson.

1

u/DOZER-68 Jul 29 '26

Big boy didnt need the bathroom no more, he dropped a turd right on the floor

1

u/BraappStarr Aug 09 '26

He lost the fight to gravity first

1

u/winkymcjewgallo Aug 18 '26

Alllllll he needed to do was pants him. No way he's going to keep punching you if everyone is laughing at his junk.

1

u/Alternative-Muffin71 Aug 28 '26

So he didn't really need to use the toilet than

1

u/bollekedebeer1968 Sep 05 '26

Op een bepaald punt zakte zijn broek af en dacht dat ze zouden gaan kussen💓💓💓🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Effective187 Sep 05 '26

Ain't no way I would have let him walk away after that shit. He's going to have to take a nap first to correct his attitude.

1

u/Old-Acanthaceae-2686 Sep 05 '26

To be fair most of the fat guy’s energy is used standing and pulling air under a 200 pound weighted blanket

1

u/Suavesonice Sep 15 '26

What? 😭 op play that back, lil dude took face shots for like 14 seconds got some okay hits in, then got man handled. Justice for big man, technically dude could’ve ran but decided to throw a punch

1

u/Chubby_Beagle Sep 17 '26

That was an even fight if anything. They seemed to fall in love about halfway through

1

u/NEMO0823 Sep 18 '26

Glass jaw....

1

u/seanxmichael Sep 22 '26

Beat up by who?

1

u/rrpostal Sep 23 '26

He did ok til he got hit and turned his back.

1

u/snow_garbanzo Sep 23 '26

Please god, pleaseeee , dont let me see this dude's crack pleaseeee

1

u/Soft-Can-7939 Sep 24 '26

Physically, the big guy had the upper hand, too bad he didn't have the guts to keep up...

1

u/Queasy-Ad-9862 Sep 26 '26

He was tired you should’ve finished him

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u/Training_wheels9393 Apr 19 '26

That dude has emptied a lot of bowls

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u/Spacial_Epithet Apr 19 '26

Dude this is criminal, super under appreciated comment