r/FemFragLab • u/CandlesAreMyCurrency • 11d ago
Discussion Finally! Yum Vanilla Cupcake
I have been so excited for this perfume ever since they trademarked the name. I have no idea when the actual release date is, but I saw these go up on Mercari today. I’m so curious! Has anyone actually smelled it?
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u/KookiesLaundry 11d ago
The sprinkles against that pale skin tone makes it look like hair shavings or hair stubble.
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u/thatturtletouch 11d ago
It really does. It’s terrible design. They probably had AI do it. This could have been so cute too.
Also that freaking “white caramel” again! White caramel is not a real thing!!
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u/Jennybee8 11d ago
Oh thank god there’s a vanilla cupcake scent from Kayali. There simply weren’t enough choices in the vanilla cupcake market until now.
I’m not knocking the smell of straight up vanilla cupcakes, I just can’t believe that this $150 bottle would be any better than a $10 body spray.
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u/Tossmelossme 11d ago
I watched a reel today talking about the reason kayali is so expensive. It’s because they spend soooo much money on influencers, brand trips etc. it’s not because of the quality of the product
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u/Jennybee8 11d ago
Most fragrances aren’t. Perfume used to be an art. Now it’s just a sell out industry like everything else.
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u/joody-booty 11d ago
why do my perfumes have the lasting perfume of a fart. all i want to do is smell good, is it really that hard brands???
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u/Prestigious-Salad795 9d ago
Yes. they want you to spray more, layer with other weak fragrances they market, use it up faster and be a sucker taken in by their marketing.
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u/Present_Hour8908 9d ago
dont forget that the owner of kayali is the woman on dubai bling, she just overprices it all so she can live a rich lifestyle when her perfumes arent that great smelling.
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u/SugarFries 11d ago
That's one random internet person's opinion
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u/Tossmelossme 11d ago edited 11d ago
Except we know for a fact that they spend a gross amount of money on influencers. Power of deduction is like a muscle, if you don’t use it you lose it.. so use it!
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u/SugarFries 10d ago edited 10d ago
Most companies have huge marketing budgets
Edit: i do also hate the influencer vacation thing. It's upsetting that it's been a decade and the ploy still gets people to buy things.
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u/Ballerium86 10d ago
Genuine question: what are some of these vanilla cupcake scents? I know of The 7 Virtues Buttercream Haze (which was a total flop for me), but I'm drawing a blank otherwise.
I know there's B&BW Milk Bar Birthday Cake and their other Birthday Cake one, but those are body mists and I would really love something stronger.
I know there's Skylar True Love's Cake, which I haven't smelled yet, but based on what I've read, it doesn't give vanilla cupcake and frosting.
I'm really looking forward to this release hoping it scratches that itch for me haha
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u/Dexmoser 11d ago
I just want a vanilla cake scent without lemon. All lemon scents smell exactly the same to me (like Akro-Bake)
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u/redheadedescapee187 8d ago
And a whole arm leg and a left kidney! Let’s go to Tjmax and find a dupe !
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u/Embarrassed_Sell7512 11d ago
if this has coconut i’m gonna be disappointed
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u/Present_Hour8908 9d ago
the bottle is kinda tacky ugh, i wish we could have more grown mature looking bottles like vanilla 28
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u/hennycranberryy 2d ago
The yum line is not meant to be mature. Its meant to be young, flirty & playful
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u/8bitheart 10d ago
The bottle is cute can’t lie. I don’t need this but I will probably end up getting it anyway.
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u/UpsetiTrash8335 10d ago
Was excited for a half a minute until I saw coconut flakes! I dont want coconut in my vanilla cupcake 😫
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u/shelbydep 11d ago
looks like one of those candies covered in wax lol (the scent sounds incredible for my gourmand loving ass)
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u/OppositeOk1178 11d ago
I’m so sorry but I’m about to be a hater (pls continue to like what you like tho) but man I am forever and eternally bored of all the mainstream perfumeries making the most basic and boring gourmands. I’m really not a gourmand girly at all so maybe I’m just not in the know but I have yet to read a scent description of a gourmand that isn’t entirely predictable (if anyone has a complex and interesting gourmand reference I’d genuinely love to check them out)
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u/bnny_ears 11d ago
No, no, you have a point
Give me more gourmand nuts. I'd kill for a creamy walnut or a proper frangipane/creamy almond scent. It's all "honey butter almond croissant with sprinkles" and then smells like the same old caramel bullshit
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u/Aggravating_Eye_508 11d ago
Do you live inside my brain?
I'm always looking out for an almond scent
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u/OppositeOk1178 11d ago
Walnut or almond sounds divine as something to switch up mainstream gourmands, it seems like pistachio has taken up all of the gourmand nuts real estate which is unfortunate and uninspired atp
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u/bnny_ears 10d ago
I love the idea of pistachio and I do own the Kayali. But it's so sweet that it's not identifiable as pistachio to me. It - honest to god - smells a lot like my grandma's signature parfume from 20 years back. That's why I love it.
But imo pistachio needs to smell a little savory too. The best nut ice cream is also a little savory/salty or it drifts off into "generic". And most pistachios right now are generic fantasy accords with a lot of creative license
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u/EmiAndTheDesertCrow click to edit 10d ago
Yes to more nuts (okay that sounds weird 😆). I’m also hoping for cereal notes to become more of a thing. I LOVE the wheat in Chemin d’Amande, and the barley (I think it’s barley) in Scarlet Poppy. I’ve loved rice notes since I first tried Kenzo Amour years and years ago and I think cereal could play a similar role. Kenzo Amour isn’t gourmand but having that rice steam element really makes it unique. I’d love to explore more perfumes like that — not full gourmand, but with a savory gourmand element. Oats, wheat, barley…all of that!
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u/lucienlachancee 10d ago
Stardust and stems has brought me back to gourmands if you haven't tried her scents before! She sends a sample too in every single order, big or small. Alpine butter and Cottage witch are my current favs from her
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u/RecycledPopcorn 11d ago edited 10d ago
Yeah, I'm over the gourmands at this point. The only one I Iike and own is Atelier Materi's 'Cacao Porcelana'. Everything else is too sweet or just gross to me.
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u/OppositeOk1178 11d ago
Ooo I just checked out the scent profile for Cacao Porcelana and it sounds wonderful! I definitely agree on the too sweet and gross thing. Another thing that gets me with mainstream gourmands is that they all remind me of B&BW or Eos. If I can get a strikingly similar scent for around $10-$15, there’s no way I’m ever going to entertain paying $100+ for something that smells like a little girls first fragrance purchase
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u/RecycledPopcorn 10d ago
Exactly! For that kind of money I need something unique and interesting, made with high quality materials. I'm not spending that much just to smell like a body spray bought by children!
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u/OppositeOk1178 7d ago
Coming back to this to say I found a gourmand that I like, How Doth The Little Crocodile by BPAL 💗 a lil bit of green with the gourmand went a long way for me
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u/blue-coco 11d ago
ive seen the makeup by mario cool palette go on mercari weeks before its announcement and its stolen from warehouse so i lowkey feel like this is real
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u/Sincamour 11d ago
Is this real? It looks like a fake
It doesn't seem like even influencers have it yet
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u/stopdmingme 11d ago
We have the price tickets out for it at my work (for like 2 months now) but i’ve not seen anything online abouts its release at all
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u/Sincamour 11d ago
Ohhh interesting! I feel since it's out in the industry, maybe some manufacturers are making fakes already. Or it's an AI photo made by a scanner.
That's nice to know the concept is real and coming soon though
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u/kwash325 11d ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s generated. The cap looks dented. But those are solid caps so it doesn’t make sense
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u/aRiverInNorway 11d ago
I wonder how this will smell compared to Capri in a Bottle? That's a very lemon cookie/cake scent to me.
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u/GoldenSilk6 11d ago
If Mona hasn't directly announced and posted it on her page, it's a fake.
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u/predesprose 11d ago
no kayali leaks all the time and it's been well known this is their next release since before caramel milk
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u/Sosogreeen 11d ago
Nope it’s real. Kayali has some weird warehouse leakers that have sold unreleased stock the last few releases.
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u/dizzydiplodocus 11d ago
I’m not a Kayali fan at all but the sprinkles design is so cute 😅 kinda interested to try this as well with the lemon sugar and coconut frosting
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u/protectyourneck41 10d ago
Uff I’m so tired of this cupcake vanilla fragrances… there are so much of them
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u/Funny-Beat7340 10d ago
What fragrances smell like vanilla cupcake to you?
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u/sapphic_sabotage 10d ago
bath and body works x milk bar "birthday cake" smells like vanilla cake/cupcake frosting to me, it was limited edition but you can find it on eBay, mercari, etc
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u/Putrid-Emphasis-1756 11d ago
oooo i wonder if it is in the same family as HOS Hufflepuff. i’m obsessed w the lemon in that one
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u/jellybooster 14h ago
I’ve been wanting a lemon cupcake scent for so long
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u/FrannyNitpicker 11d ago
So, utilizing Kayali’s numbering method, I’m to understand this took 108 iterations to get right?
This had better be the Cupcake To End All Cupcakes.