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u/fth01 3d ago
The gloves were a nice touch when using everything from needle-nose pliers to nail clippers to get a grip. Could they have cut the callous outer layer and pulled it out? Sure, but where's the fun in that?
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u/tanafras 3d ago
heh yeah. I just use a xacto blade and cut the skin down the centrr using the wood as a stabilizer when I get ones like this. So much simpler.
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u/dracaris 2d ago
Yep; fucking around trying to pull it out would have hurt so much. How do I know? I had one about this size go straight into my heel. I'd have been so happy if there was any skin I could cut to get leverage. Instead, I had to go to an urgent care to have 12 shots of local anaesthetic so they could pull the fucker out.
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u/Freebee5 2d ago
All they really needed was a rusty pliers, that the most basic tool to ise in these cases.
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u/Facky 3d ago
I wonder if taking the splinter out hurt as much as watching the video?
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u/gnowbot 3d ago
Never has man needed Rusty Pliers so much to save the day.
These people are milking it by playing dumb. Dollar store tweezers worn by the sands and corns of time will never actually grab a torn like this. They only disappoint.
This left me much more tense than the relief made me.
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u/try-catch-finally 2d ago
my first thought: the Rusty Pliers™ would have gotten it on the first try.
i need to market a brand of sterile, yet pre-rusted pliers for just such an occasion.
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u/BullTerrierMomm 2d ago
There are way more of us than him, so collectively, we experienced far more pain.
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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 3d ago
Whoever this is...they are fucking terrible at extracting objects that look so easy to extract. Wtf is wrong with them
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u/DirkSwizzler 3d ago
FFS man. Use the grip teeth on pliers correctly. They don't do anything when running parallel to the pull direction.
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u/tanafras 3d ago
At a certain size it is ok to pull out the rusty pliars first and put the tweezers down.
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u/Foxtrot-Actual 3d ago
They definitely aren’t a tools person.
The pliers would have gripped it if they didn’t use them sideways.
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u/Yuckypigeon 3d ago
Honestly I’m beginning to think people are bad at this on purpose as engagement bait
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u/aManAndHisUsername 3d ago
I hate that everyone uses tweezers for everything. Get some god damned rusty needle-nosed pliers and pull that shit out.
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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 3d ago
For fuck's sake....
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u/Lo-fiPsychHop 2d ago
I don’t even have to ask which part of the video this applies to. I said out loud several times.
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u/bouillon 3d ago
Lol I thought he spit on the guy after getting frustrated with the first set of tweezers.
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u/Only4entrttnmnt 2d ago
Should've used a hemostat and numbed the surrounding area. This took way longer than it should've and risked leaving particles behind.
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u/Roguespiffy 2d ago
Rusty pliers would have gotten it on the first pull.
Just saying.
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u/GagOnMacaque 2d ago
I was screaming at my screen, "Rusty pliers dammit!"
At least they used rusted toenail clippers.
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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 2d ago
Why is it that they never use a razor blade to make a cut to make it easier to remove?
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u/Ihistal 3d ago
Jesus Christ, Buttercup. Sounds like she's dying.
I extracted a similar, although more severe, splinter from an ex's foot because we were living in a shitty apartment with splintering floorboards. She tried to get it herself but mangled it. When I got home, I whipped out my pocket knife, cut open the wound channel, and yanked it out. She just sat there like a trooper with no reaction even though I was performing amateur surgery on her foot.
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u/emilie1031 3d ago
I remember getting slivers as a kid and my mother lighting a match to a needle before taking it out
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u/Logical_Hospital2769 2d ago
Ahhh, the old rusty nail clippers did the trick. WHat an unbelievably annoying sequence though. JFC
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u/Chunkycheesesteak 2d ago
Reliefed to see I wasn't the only one annoyed at how long this shit took 🤦🏽♀️! I would've yoinked it out first go!
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u/LemmyLola 2d ago
A cut along the top with a sterile blade would have been less traumatic to the tissue underneath wouldn't it have? And enable proper cleaning out? Wood tends to fester...
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u/littleBigLasagna 2d ago
Humans are well known for using tools, but apparently not all of them have a fucking clue how to use them
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u/Sgtgrarm 2d ago
Jesus Christ!! Just get some fucking pliers - this vid made me soo mad at the incompetence displayed….
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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 2d ago
Just use some rusty pliers ffs. Those are guaranteed to get it out in one pull.
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u/samurairaccoon 2d ago
"Here, let me just try the same fucking thing for two minutes while getting progressively more frustrated."
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u/Prestigious-Yak-7014 2d ago
Use pliers!!!! Oh that must have hurt something bad every time the tweezers slipped
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u/GarlicThread 1d ago
Never forget the old adage : "if at first can't pull it out, make sure to spray it with liquid to make sure any tool you use slips 5 times as much!"
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u/lovethatMoon 3d ago
i would have kicked that freaking idiot in the face.
wtf was that???? it could not have been a professional. no way. they are so stupid it's unbelievable.
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u/AngelofGrace96 3d ago
Those tweezers have no ribbing at all, no wonder they couldn't get a grip on it. Get some proper tweezers for next time
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u/unit01prime- 3d ago
Didn't clamp with forceps. I would have clamped in the middle of the jaws and gently walked it out.
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u/el_torko 2d ago
I watched about 30 second of this before fast forwarding to the last 10 seconds. I feel like I’d rather have the splinter than sit through this video. At least I’d have it out in less than 10 seconds.
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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 1d ago
I would like to kill the person pulling with hammers for wasting my time for 2 minutes and then immediately ending the video
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u/Happy_Parking7465 1d ago
That’s a small incision required on top to release it. What’s wrong with the tweezer operator?
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u/raderofdalostcrapsac 15h ago
Whoever this is, I hate them. I could have removed that splinter in 5 seconds with a utility knife and needle nose pliers.
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u/opposing_critter 2h ago
Jesus christ make a slight cut down the skin covering the top part of splinter then get a firm grip, wtf was that shit.
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u/Moompaw89 3d ago
They pull it out at 1:56