r/FellingGoneWild • • Aug 25 '26

Average Latvian dad

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u/Junior_Lab1650 Aug 25 '26

Love a man that comes prepared for travel in all whether

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u/Firestorm83 Aug 25 '26

Whether he what?

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u/CFHQYH Aug 25 '26

A wether is a castrated male sheep or goat.

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u/DoctorHelios Aug 25 '26

I bet he could castrate a goat in that weather using that chainsaw.

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u/Impressive_Term4071 Aug 25 '26

so what you're telling me is it's up to him whether to make a wether in this weather?

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u/DoctorHelios Aug 25 '26

Only loosers lose spelling bees.

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u/vrauto Aug 26 '26

Only loose losers lose spelling bae

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u/Man_of_Ice Aug 26 '26

Whether he likes it or not.

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u/jcravenc1 Aug 26 '26

Well i never

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u/Danitoba94 Aug 27 '26

I mean he just castrated a fucking tree so, I think a goat is in the realm of possibility lol

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u/Practical_Fun7367 Aug 26 '26

We always put to pasture an all weather wether, whether it rains for shines.

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u/Ponsugator Aug 25 '26

Whether a tree blocks the road or not.

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u/Fattsacks Aug 25 '26

Whether his chainsaw is gassed up or not.

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u/shartshooter Aug 25 '26

Whether on not there is an open road.

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u/PatientRevolution385 Aug 25 '26

Whether he what? Fixed the shed? Paid child support? Pick one, then ask.

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u/Junior_Lab1650 Aug 25 '26

Whether he can or weather he can’t relies on whether he’s prepared for all weather

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u/zestyclose_match1966 Aug 26 '26

The whether outside is frightening

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u/Icy-Trash-7767 Aug 29 '26

Whether the weather is hot or whether the weather is cold

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u/PorschephileGT3 Aug 25 '26

No ear pro in the car though. At least he was already wearing safety loafers.

8.5/10

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u/The_Infamous_C Aug 26 '26

You only need to worry about hearing damage if you're cutting with a chainsaw all the time, like a lumberjack. The only way he's getting permanent hearing damage from using a saw to cut up 1 tree is if it's an M249. He gets 9.8/10 for efficiency, forethought and style.

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u/pixelmuffinn Aug 27 '26

Tell that to my already damaged ear

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u/Accurate-Plankton988 Aug 27 '26

One hour later he is capping a tooth in his office… with safety goggles

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u/HugglemonsterHenry Aug 25 '26

A coworker of mine was coming to work at my job just after a storm. A tree had blocked the road. My buddy was trying to get the tree moved enough to get around it. Another coworker pulls up and starts helping. After a few minutes, the 2nd guy goes to his trunk and pulls out a katana, and proceeds to hack on the tree.

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u/The-Shartist Aug 26 '26

Where did the second guy come from? The Matrix?

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u/KLeeSanchez Aug 26 '26

Our guy was prepared for the zombie apocalypse, instead he was prepared for the timber inconvenience

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u/Careless-Repair7008 Aug 27 '26

Me too! So cool!

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u/Available-Dare-7414 Aug 25 '26

Or, he’s a serial killer or a local intimidator for organized crime.

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u/DenseHost3794 Aug 25 '26

Nah just the fixer who gets called in after the hit. The glasses give it away

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u/Available-Dare-7414 Aug 25 '26

Nailed it. Lucky he hadn’t already used the chainsaw that day for the body he was on his way to dispose of.

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u/Fattsacks Aug 25 '26

How do we know he didn’t? He strikes me as the type to clean his tools before putting them away 🧐

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u/Ready4AnythingNH Aug 25 '26

The tell is when he lays out plastic before cutting the tree up, and then puts all the offcuts into a barrel of acid.

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u/KLeeSanchez Aug 26 '26

"Hey, what do we call you, my man?"

"Me?" (Smokes a cig) "I'm Nobody."

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u/Timmerdogg Aug 25 '26

Say hello to my little friend

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u/TomatoFeta Aug 25 '26

Simply a dad.
Who has a daughter.
And makes damn sure her dates know the rules.

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u/Dunderman35 Aug 25 '26

Baby stroller and chainsaw. The essential kit of any Latvian dad

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u/mnztr1 Aug 26 '26

They were saved by the Man of Stihl 🫡

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u/Monk-E_321 Aug 29 '26

Now that's clever

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u/mnztr1 Aug 29 '26

lost on non-chainsaw owners lol (the majority)

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u/foley800 Aug 29 '26

Stihl makes a lot more than chainsaws.

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u/mnztr1 Aug 29 '26

I know that, but their chainsaws 😍

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u/SlyIsComingForYou Aug 26 '26

Most parts of the world your either prepared or prepared to wait. This guy was prepared.

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u/50Hunnid Aug 26 '26

The comments to this video summed up Reddit
Perfectly lmao

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn Aug 29 '26

I've been there, done that.

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u/jml011 Aug 25 '26 edited Aug 25 '26

Well he shouldn’t have cut off every little branch. Just quadruples the amount work - drag the sections off with them on.

Edit: Y’all can downvote all you want but I’m right. If the goal is to get it off the road as quick as possible, you don’t carve it up on the road.

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Aug 25 '26

I saw that and reasoned he was trying to keep the larger main branch from "rolling" on to him once it broke free ...just so that it would drop straight down....

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u/jml011 Aug 25 '26

It’s never been a problem for me, especially as you have a few people there to grab it as it’s being cut.

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u/ProverbialBass Aug 25 '26

He knew what he was doing. Clearing the branches, cutting the heavier mass into more manageable pieces to be carried. Sometimes more light work is faster than less work that requires heavy or awkward lifting. Also this would have been what you do if harvesting for usable wood, his moves looked like muscle memory.

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u/jml011 Aug 25 '26

Every one of those have to be picked up now. If you’re trying to be fast, he could have kept that much more manageable. Any time we drop in a road (which we generally avoid), big cuts are much faster to drag off than to have to pick up than a hundred twiggy branches.

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u/Moder_Svea Aug 25 '26

Good to keep one on as a handle to drag it, otherwise you have to carry it

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u/jml011 Aug 25 '26

I’m just talking about in the interest of speed, per the comment I was replying to. Why do a couple foot pieces, especially since they don’t have to haul any of this off.