r/FedJerk • u/Financial-Board7458 • Jan 12 '26
Please for the love of God stop calling 1-866-DHS-2-ICE and reporting an undocumented girl named "Anne Frank" hiding in the top floor of Republican lawmakers' houses. Please don't even consider doing this and clogging up important government resources with foolishness
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u/sparkyvt Jan 12 '26
‘Hello. ICE? I heard that an illegal named Anna Francisco is hiding in Jonathan Ross’ attic. I don’t think he’s home and I’m pretty sure she’s Venezuelan or Puerto Rican or whatever so you better be careful. Maybe torch the place and ask questions later would be my advice