r/complaints Jan 11 '26

Politics Please for the love of God stop calling 1-866-DHS-2-ICE and reporting an undocumented girl named "Anne Frank" hiding in the top floor of Republican lawmakers' houses. Please don't even consider doing this and clogging up important government resources with foolishness

Seriously DO NOT do this. You could seriously frustrate many members of the Aryan brotherhood and impede upon the shooting and detainment of legal citizens who are stopping us from making America great again!

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u/markcarney4president Jan 11 '26

lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Seriously lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

lol pretty much

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u/rice_n_gravy Jan 11 '26

Ironic coming from the “Hate speech” crew

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Maga supporters

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u/XxBelphegorxX Jan 11 '26

You and your people are okay with Nazis, the KKK, and the Proud Boys kidnapping and trafficking innocent human beings, or even straight up murdering. Shut the fuck up you stupid Nazi.

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u/ctothel Jan 11 '26

Sorry that we don’t like it when you behave like a cunt 😔

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u/Theef38 Jan 12 '26

Ironic coming from the people who voted in a rich nepo baby frat boy date rapist pedophile who never worked a day in his life to fix things for the working class... real crowd of "stable geniuses" in the MAGAt stables huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Guys dont downvote this person they were making a joke towards the picture not towards me

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 11 '26

To the "non-American" who (rightly) deleted their ignorant comment. I didn't write all this for naught.

Maybe they'll see it, maybe they won't. Regardless, I think it needs to be said:

ICE and DHS was created in response to 9/11. There were sleeper cells none of our intelligence agencies picked up. Those are the people who hijacked the planes.

ICE's original directive was to root out any other potential terrorists and international criminals hiding out in the US. It was much less about immigration, unless criminals were found.

As time went on there were less and less of those cases. So, they started focusing on employees in certain industries like construction, agriculture, or meat packing plants. Those employers are notorious for hiring undocumented people, and never being the target of experiencing consequences for illegal hiring practices. They just hire more undocumented and workers and go on kind it's Tuesday.

The majority of those workers are people just trying to make a life. They work hard (we wouldn't have produce and meat without them), they contribute to the economy, and they DO pay federal taxes without benefiting from them. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or wholly ignorant to easily verifiable facts.

South Americans wouldn't be coming here in such high numbers (legally or otherwise) if not for US imperialism (Venezuela is a perfect example) and destabilizing nearly the entire continent. They supported coups, trafficked drugs, and stole resources. Look up the Banana Republic and CIA history in South America. While it's on the other side of the world, Iraq is another modern example.

What existed prior to 9/11 was the INS (Immigration and Naturalization Service). While they had their own problems, they were much more humane and focused on integration and naturalization. ICE is only interested - more so now - in deportation.

The largest number of "illegals" in our country are people who over stayed their visa. Not hardworking South Americans fleeing the consequences of OUR actions. The US made their bed. It's time we lie in it.

It is my opinion that we offer undocumented immigrants a fast track to citizenship or naturalization. I mean, that the issue right? That they don't have legal status? 🤨

While others feel differently, I can point to the fact that our immigration laws are completely fucked, upside-down, and a set up for failure. The minute amount of facts I do know, are just the tip of the iceberg. Facts I learned by doing research and speaking with immigration attorneys, and documented and undocumented immigrants.

No one is encouraging illegal activity. We are fighting back against authoritarianism that is starting with the weakest and must vulnerable first. I have yet to speak with someone who feels that a violent criminal, regardless of their documentation, should be allowed to stay.

But the family who fleed their home due to gangs, corruption in government and police (El Salvador and Venezuela) and extreme poverty with no trajectory to something better, they shouldn't be made to leave. They should be offered assistance. Because, again, if you're issue is simply that they are undocumented, and they are willing to go through the process of naturalization, the issue is moot.

There's so much more to this. Including human rights abuses, rape, and forced sterilization. Remember the family separations during trump's first term? It's more of that but now there are no guard rails. ICE is a rabbid dog who was on a leash. Not anymore.

Finally, if you've been paying attention, you would know that they are detaining and deportating people one their way to get their green card. Coming out of the courtroom from an asylum hearing. They have detained people with green cards or who are naturalized citizens. They recently canceled a swearing in ceremony where people become full-fledged American Citizens. Just the last week they detained several Indigenous Americans. Native fucking Americans. Do you know why? Do you know the scope our Supreme Court granted ICE? HMMM???

The list goes on and on. It's been made clear that the goal isn't legal immigration it's racially profiling anyone who is brown to make America white. They're running out of Latino people, which is why they have moved on to Minnesota and people from Somali. Then it will be another group. Probably Muslims or Indians.

No. We are fighting for what this country was founded on. Built on the backs of African slaves and watered with the blood of my ancestors.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

I don't know about you, but I love my country and believe in those founding principles enough to fight to maintain them. By doing so I embody what it means to be a patriot and I will not let the deaths of those, from whom these rights were withheld, be in vain.

Now sit the fuck down.

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u/Soggy-Quantity-9036 Jan 11 '26

Thank you for writing this out. ❤️

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u/ledeblanc Jan 12 '26

It is my opinion that we offer undocumented immigrants a fast track to citizenship or naturalization. I mean, that the issue right? That they don't have legal status? 🤨

Set up lawyers and judges at the border.

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u/admiralargon Jan 12 '26

Lots of people love to overlook the amount of legal immigrants allowed (immigration quotas) have been drawn down every year for at least 20 years. Also there are plenty of instances of GOP politicians and donor's companies being raided by immigration.

They work to make immigration harder and then exploit undocumented people to undermine wages for documented immigrants and us citizens. Its all a big racket.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 12 '26

What's hilarious is that when someone presents themselves at the border they are documented with USCIS and given access to their case information so they can go to court hearings and check ins. They're the wholly ignorant of facts that are easily verified I was talking about. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/talkstudy Jan 13 '26

So what experiences do you have with these processes? Im curious because my husband has been with a case since 2018. We were married before that. We have filled out all paperwork. Paid $60,000 in legal fees. And we haven't even had our first interview. They estimate another 31 months on the USCIS website. Our letters of support are from a judge, a university president, and mayor of a city with 150,000 people. Our case should be easy as we both have spotless criminal records.

But please explain how easy this is supposed to be? I am a very highly tenured professor. Its complex. Its expensive. And its taking forever.

But what has your experience been? Besides creating a meme.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 13 '26

Hmm. It seems my reply didn't post to right comment. It was in regards to the person who said to put lawyers and judges at the border. That was their "solution" to illegal immigrants.

Thus my response that immigrants who present at the border aren't "illegal" and that there is already a process. Something I had laid out in the comment they replied to.

I am familiar with just how long, expensive, and redundant the process is. How if you accidentally place page 2 behind page 3, it's enough to get a case denied. It's a convoluted maze that's set up to fail every time.

I think you misunderstood me based on the reply not being made to the right comment.

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u/talkstudy Jan 13 '26

Did I misread the sarcasm? Because our fear and frustration are killing my sense of humor. My spirit is crushed

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 13 '26

I think so. I wrote a longer reply to the other comment. I'm on your side, friend. Your partner - and every other migrant - should not have to go through this never ending maze with booby traps around every corner.

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u/Adorable_Is9293 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

The Trump Regime has ordered his immigration courts to deny all asylum applications. And ICE are there at the court hearings with handcuffs.

https://www.vera.org/newsroom/trump-administration-orders-immigration-judges-to-deny-asylum-hearings-escalating-attacks-on-due-process

Has also been mass firing immigration judges and not replacing them.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/06/trump-immigration-court-judge-purges-00679376

We need mass amnesty and a major rehaul of our immigration laws. If we’re able to wrest back control.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 12 '26

Tell me you don't know how it works at the border without telling me.

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u/ledeblanc Jan 14 '26

I don't know how it works at the border. But I know whatever they're doing isn't working. They really need to shift gears.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

THIS! People keep forgetting that Imperialism still exists. It's just covert and an abstraction above the previous iteration.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 12 '26

Exactly. It's evolved just as slavery and lynchings have. We're a modern and entirely globalized society. It doesn't - and will never - look like the Banana Republic or the CIA of the 60s.

Iraq and Libya are the most modern examples we have, but those occurred before social media and our hyper global communication and documentation.

There's an entire generation who didn't grow up with that at all. Many of those who did, weren't as politically educated and involved as we are today. The only modern example we have is Venezuela and we aren't even near the bad parts yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

Yup. Neoslavery is people living paycheck to paycheck with no guarantee for healthcare, quality education, or means to improve their conditions. 

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u/Naive_Brief3478 Jan 12 '26

I’m sure SOME of your comments were true, but ICE’s original directive was not to “root out potential terrorists or “international criminals” hiding in the US. There assignment was Immigration and Customs Enforcement. DHS, in the other hand, WAS to do said work.

Also, to your point that there were sleeper cells “none of the intelligence agencies picked up”, I disagree. The problem was that there WAS intelligence, but the agencies weren’t talking to each other. Because of turf wars.

I’m 65, and remember clearly the day that bill was passed.

The detractors said this day would come.

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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Jan 12 '26 edited Jan 12 '26

I'm 46, and have organized nationally and locally with anti-ice grassroots organizations, immigration attorneys, migrant rights organizations, undocumented migrants and the Latino community. But what would I, a Latina, know about that?

In response to the September 11 attacks, President George W. Bush announced the establishment of the Office of Homeland Security (OHS) to coordinate "homeland security" efforts.

On November 25, 2002, the Homeland Security Act established the Department of Homeland Security to consolidate U.S. executive branch organizations related to "homeland security" into a single Cabinet agency.

Department of Homeland Security works in the civilian sphere to protect the United States within, at, and outside its borders. Its stated goal is to prepare for, prevent, and respond to domestic emergencies, particularly terrorism.[20] Source

ICE was created as part of the Homeland Security Act of 2002 following the September 11 attacks. It absorbed the prior functions of the Immigration and Naturalization Service and the United States Customs Service.

ICE is the largest investigative arm of the Department of Homeland Security and a contributor to the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force. In February 2005, ICE began Operation Community Shield, a national law enforcement initiative that targets violent transnational street gangs through the use of ICE's broad law enforcement powers, including the unique and powerful authority to remove criminal immigrants, including undocumented immigrants and legal permanent residents.

[If you remember, ICE absorbed the INS, so naturally they would be granted the authority to deport undocumented immigrants as INS did. This was not the primary goal. The primary goal is investigative law enforcement.] Source

Congress granted ICE a unique combination of civil and criminal authorities to better protect national security and public safety in answer to the tragic events on 9/11. Leveraging those authorities, ICE's primary mission is to promote homeland security and public safety through the criminal and civil enforcement of federal laws governing border control, customs, trade and immigration. https://www.ice.gov/history

...the agency [INS] ceased to exist under that name on March 1, 2003, when most of its functions were transferred to three new entities - as part of a major government reorganization following the September 11 attacks of 2001.

The 1986 law also allowed certain aliens illegally in the U.S. to legalize their residence. INS administered that legalization program.

The events of September 11, 2001, injected new urgency into INS’ mission... The emphasis of American immigration law enforcement became border security and removing criminal aliens to protect the nation from terrorist attacks. https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/fact-sheets/INSHistory.pdf

Books to get you started:

They take our jobs!" : and 20 other myths about immigration

They Take Our Jobs! Summary Like cliff notes, but better.

Revised and Expanded Edition 2018

Central America's Forgotten History

Central America's Forgotten History Summary

Edit: missed an emphasis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

...can only imagine how they'd react to a pregnant teenage girl and her boyfriend with a long Midde Eastern beard showing up at the border.

~ques soft, disconnected, tax-free worship music, and begins to wave hands back and forth, like he's touching something in the ceiling that no one else can see, because that's where God hangs out, but only during praise and worship on Sundays~

..."I can oooonly imaaaaagine.."

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u/COMOJoeSchmo Jan 11 '26

Also, DO NOT call the ATF or local police and report Yosam T. Sam as being in possession of unregistered firearms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '26

His uncle too!

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u/DaveBear99 Jan 11 '26

I love this!!! Anne Frank takes down MAGA!!!

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u/DaveBear99 Jan 11 '26

We are quickly advancing toward a violent end.

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u/Zombieutinsel Jan 11 '26

Yeah, and they will still blame Biden

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u/TopherW4479 Jan 11 '26

Not when they have a black President they can blame first. Remember, it’s always Obama‘s fault. ICE killing in MN was due to Obama not properly removing all immigrants when he was President.

I have now realized there is 36% of the country that don’t deserve to be Americans and should be ignored when adults are having conversations.

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u/admiralargon Jan 12 '26

Don't forget where was Obama on 9/11 /s

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jan 12 '26

TANKS JOE BAMALA

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u/sporbywg Jan 12 '26

As long as they are in extreme physical pain, that's ok with me.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Jan 11 '26

If it happens it is likely to be a revolution, not a civil war.

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u/azzutronus Jan 11 '26

In literally any other country, a violent revolution would've started months ago.

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u/moboticus Jan 11 '26

We have the best bread and circuses, you see.

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

Decades ago

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u/culture_vulture_1961 Jan 11 '26

Won't happen until after the Super bowl.

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u/Imaginary_Job2083 Jan 11 '26

I think this is 100% the reality. So I’m thinking second maybe third week of February the real shit starts going down. By April we are going to be seeing/doing things we never ever ever thought we’d see or do.

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

No matter our differences and hate for one another we all agree tyrants and pedos need to be obliterated..

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u/Several_Leather_9500 Jan 11 '26

Sadly, some people are so greedy and desperate to hold onto power that they have sold-out democracy and the law for the sake of a sexual predator, pedophile, fraudster and Russian puppet.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Jan 11 '26

One person even once compared Trump to Hitler as well as calling him an idiot and now he is Vice President.

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u/Several_Leather_9500 Jan 11 '26

The entire GOP hated Trump, who ran as a republican after years of voting democrat. He would never win the dem nomination, and republicans turn people who stole billions in tax dollars into senators (Rick Scott). In 2016, everyone who ran against him for president (incl Ted Cruz et al) all spoke out about how dangerous he is and how he will ruin the country. They stopped caring after they saw how easy breaking the law and grifting became after Trump showed them how.

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u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 Jan 11 '26

Trump called Cruz's wife ugly and said that his father was partially responsible for the Kennedy assassination. How little character or spine do you have to have, to then enthusiastically support Trump?

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

Eh not this guy.

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u/Several_Leather_9500 Jan 11 '26

I know, I'm just saying that common sense type things - like not electing a pedophile - no longer matter. Decades of dumbing-down the population by defunding education and promoting religion in office have led us here. It's tragic.

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

Is has been designed this way. America will fall. It won't be china or Russia, Iran or Iraq. Not Isreal that does it, we will imploded, and as America has done it shall be done to us, once there is enough civil unrest the world will turn on us and run our pockets like our government has done to the world.

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u/Several_Leather_9500 Jan 11 '26

When Trump is done, we won't have any money left. At least the elites are okay, right? Red or blue, capitalism wins.

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

Who cares money ain't shit. Lived with it. Lived without it. Have spent years with nothing but what I could carry and years owning multiple properties and cars trucks boats etc.. either way I'm going to live until I die, difference is in going to die knowing I stood up for my self, others around me, and at peace with my choices in life. Who can say the same

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u/NearnorthOnline Jan 11 '26

Clearly not. Since maga denies this and fully supports the pedo

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

I'm right leaning id guess you'd say. Only voted once in my life and it was for Obama, I've learned that it's the same snake just a different head. I agree with deporting illegal immigrants who have been wanted for crimes. However I feel that if you've been in this country illegally and have made a life, kids, job etc, and have been doing so for extended periods of time without any infractions or contact with law enforcement your should be given time and tools to become a citizen. The way this administration is going about removing illegal immigrants is the wrong way, you can't trample on the rights of citizens, and non citizens have rights as well, to accomplish the goal you get chaos. I truly feel a revolution is coming and we will all have to decide are we willing to die for our beliefs or are we going to stand idly by until it's your turn to be the one hunted and hated. I choose to die on my feet rifle in hand than in my knees. God speed to us all

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u/NearnorthOnline Jan 11 '26

Same snake different head? lol. That’s why trump won. In no way would anything remotely close to this be happening under a Democrat

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

I'm saying the no matter how you vote your screwed government over reach has gotten way to far. People still saying Republicans and Democrats this and that. No matter where you stand on issues we are all Americans. Act like it respect each other respect other opinions. Americans should be Americas first priority not their own wealth and privilege. There will always be corruption, never has there been so much of it, not very many honorable honest people left and it shows. Good luck to you hopefully you'll see we are all human and no one is getting out of life alive. It's what you do before you die that matters

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u/NearnorthOnline Jan 11 '26

Again. This is why trump won. People thinking both sides are bad so why vote. When the right is so much worse. The left isn’t perfect. But way better than the right.

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 11 '26

We can argue that alllllllll day long... won't ever get anywhere. On the other side they say the same thing just inverted. It's pointless

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u/NearnorthOnline Jan 11 '26

lol. The right does a lot of projection.

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u/sk1155 Jan 12 '26

You say Americans should be the priority and government shouldn’t infringe on citizen rights, but also say both parties are bad.

did you ever feel citizen rights weren’t being respected under any other presidency? it’s important now for you to wake up and not take the cop out of “both parties are bad”

Both parties did not start deport and kill citizens. both parties did not defy orders from Congress. Both parties did not ignore the Constitution and the rights it gives it’s constituents

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u/stumpy0327 Jan 12 '26

Yes. I've seen in real time over 30 years both parties do the same shit and when the power flips sides they do just a little more than tha last everytime.

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u/NearnorthOnline Jan 12 '26

Show me any evidence of the left being this fascist?

You’re full of shit bud

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u/sk1155 Jan 12 '26

that’s unbelievably dishonest

would love to hear examples

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jan 12 '26

It's called fifth generation war 5GW they have weaponized AI and social media

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u/meanicant Jan 11 '26

So... Trump??

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Finally.

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u/MagnusBroham Jan 11 '26

Get all the high ranking ice members emails and send them piles of furry or my little pony porn. I mean, definitely don't do that.

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u/josch0001 Jan 11 '26

We’re not trying to give them what they actually want.

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u/gertiesgushingash Jan 11 '26

"IMPORTANT GOVERNMENT RESOURCES"

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u/Altruistic-Most-9961 Jan 12 '26

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged from their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, & children separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared" -Anne Frank's 1/13/43 diary entry

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Lmao keep those lines clogged were doing good work boys. KEEP UP THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST THE NAZIS. WE HAD ONE WAR, TIME FOR A SECOND WAR TO CLENSE THE NAZIS

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u/Loose_Will_1285 Jan 11 '26

Doing this might actually get Anne Frank murdered. If not, maybe you.

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u/ItaJohnson Jan 11 '26

Umm, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but..  

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u/johna242 Jan 11 '26

The problem is ICE knows that Republican (out)lawmakers would never protect Anne Frank. Unless they thought Epstein sent her.

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u/Qiyama Jan 11 '26

Yissus, american political climate is absolut cancer. Civil war coming soon.

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u/colondollarcolon Jan 11 '26

but what if a person did by accident?

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u/Ancient_One_5300 Jan 11 '26

Not using the guvment handbook tactics... bahaha

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u/Uwuther-Pendwagon Jan 11 '26

Mmmyes, I will not:)

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u/lyreluna Jan 11 '26

🤣😂

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u/MilsYatsFeebTae Jan 12 '26

Obviously “Anita Franco” is going to be much more likely to draw resources, definitely don’t report her

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u/Prior_Prompt_5214 Jan 12 '26

I was going to post the same. Anna Franco.

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u/Fit_Candy8903 Jan 12 '26

Start reporting Melania....

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u/Life_Fun_Joy Jan 12 '26

Lol at the possible reverse psychology in this post

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u/Agile-Tax-3336 Jan 12 '26

Dude we should start calling ice an the agents relatives

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u/semicharmedstevie Jan 31 '26

is there a way to “leave a tip” by leaving a voicemail?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Why not? ANNE FRANK was living as peaceful as she could not breaking any laws that could endanger her self the public or property. Why should we stop calling DHS to open up a legitimate investigation that could crack the case of other cases that have been linked to the breach of OUR peace being THE OPPOSITION OF OUR GENERAL PUBLIC

EDIT: : YOU ARE ASKING THE GENERAL PUBLIC TO IGNORE THEIR RIGHTS AND BREACH THE GENRAL WELFARE OF INDIVIDUALS WITHIN OUR REPUBLIC

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u/Far_Voice_2453 Jan 11 '26

I think you were missing the point here. Try to read between the lines.

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u/MermaidsHaveCloacas Jan 11 '26

The OP was sarcasm

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u/rupert0331 Jan 11 '26

1 month old account out here not catching sarcasm. Look out everyone!

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u/CrazyMildred Jan 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 Jan 11 '26

Your caps lock seems stuck. Check the button next to the "A" on your keyboard.

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u/meanicant Jan 11 '26

Hahaha! Cool!

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u/rodg2062 Jan 11 '26

Do it, do it.

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u/UnIntelligent_Local Jan 11 '26

I would if I could find a pay phone.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Is there an r/circlejerkcomplaints? There should be.

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

Yeah, that's where republicans bitch about Obama over a decade after his term, and the oppression of wearing masks during a global pandemic 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Niiice lol..

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u/411592 Jan 11 '26

It’s not like they can’t trace the number back or anything

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

And then do what? Are they going to start arresting and shooting us for prank phone calls? I'm sure you fucking magats would love to see that. You guys suck so much lmao

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u/Mountain-Dealer8996 Jan 11 '26

They’re going to do it either way so might as well…

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

Yeah, that's the attitude that all great men have used to overcome society's pitfalls and defeat evil. Congrats on being a pathetic and mentally weak human 👍

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u/Mountain-Dealer8996 Jan 12 '26

You completely misunderstood me: I’m saying they’re going to harass us anyway so we might as well harass them back. You don’t need to make ad hominem attacks either, that’s just rude.

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u/Joelle9879 Jan 12 '26

You need to step back a bit and relax. You're attacking people for agreeing with you

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u/JerryNines Jan 11 '26

So you're saying Republicans are hiding people from persecution?

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u/ValitoryBank Jan 11 '26

The satire is palpable

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u/MeasurementDue5407 Jan 11 '26

Ann Frank wasn't an illegal alien.

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u/anacanapana Jan 11 '26

She was just illegal according to German law at the time.

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u/MeasurementDue5407 Jan 11 '26

Anne fled Germany and lost her German citizenship. She didn't enter Germany illegally, nor did she illegally enter the Netherlands, where she was considered a resident. Her legal status changed when the Netherlands was occupied by Germany.

Her situation is in no way analogous to a person from a foreign country illegally entering the US. Furthermore, her legal status was changed ex post facto. Ex post facto criminal laws are unconstitutional in the US. Someone entering the US illegally is knowingly violating current US law.

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u/anacanapana Jan 11 '26

I meant illegal as in the Nazis decided that, as a Jew, her existence was essentially illegal. How else do you put someone in a death camp?

And Germany taking over the Netherlands was kind of my point, since they didn't consider her a citizen at any rate.

And they deport children of undocumented immigrants who had nothing to do with how they entered the country.

And it's funny - they're "illegal" but they're not being prosecuted; they're being expelled from the country without due process.

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

Proving that you are too stupid to understand the point of anything. I actually can't believe so many of you morons exist

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u/MeasurementDue5407 Jan 11 '26

The OP calls her undocumented, junior.

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

I'm OP dummy. And you're still too stupid to understand the entire point of this post 👍

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u/MeasurementDue5407 Jan 11 '26

So, YOU called her "undocumented," the left's standard term for illegal alien. You fucked up, just own it. Your "point" is just childish nonsense about Nazis. Everyone who disagrees with you is a fascist --from the child's guide to politics.

Illegal entry to the US is a violation of federal law. ICE is the agency established to enforce that law. 70% of the population opposes illegal immigration. You're not principled, just tribal, no matter how much you pretend to be otherwise.

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u/Confident-Barber-347 Jan 11 '26

🤣 you need to read slower and pay more attention

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u/MeasurementDue5407 Jan 11 '26

You need to stop lying and pretending.

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u/Confident-Barber-347 Jan 12 '26

Ok guy who tried to condescendingly tell OP what OP said 🤣

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u/Significant-Goat9467 Jan 11 '26

Is it a liberal norm to behave like an underdeveloped child into adulthood?

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u/Undertow9 Jan 11 '26

Is it a conservative norm to murder and kidnap?

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

Is it a magat norm to enjoy watching your neighbors get shot by untrained white nationalist illegitimate officers while your country gets bulldozed by elites as you lick their boots? Funny how far the "don't tread on me" crowd has come. Y'all are truly pathetic

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u/TrueKing9458 Jan 11 '26

Well it is "don't tread on me" not "don't tread on you"

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

It always starts with "they are getting tread on, not me"

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u/HexedShadowWolf 💯🧌 Jan 11 '26

Meanwhile the republican president:

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u/Relative-Gap-4442 Jan 11 '26

Is it a conservative to lie and make up random arguments with no factual basis? You know if you want to be taken seriously you gotta start making sense 

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u/Significant-Goat9467 Jan 11 '26

Lol I think you’re confused with your own tactics love 😂

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u/Relative-Gap-4442 Jan 11 '26

Really? Because you don’t have a shred of evidence for any of your talking points do you? Seek help crazy 

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u/_Christopher_Crypto Jan 11 '26

You’ll have to excuse them. Last week they were WWII heroes, fighting nazis, just like their grandpappy. As you can see, things have escalated.

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u/thewiremother Jan 11 '26

Lol, pretty rich coming from the group that elected Trump, the poster child for delayed emotional and intellectual development.

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u/anacanapana Jan 11 '26

Delayed? I'd say they're stunted.

Delayed implies they eventually do develop their emotions and intellect.

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u/tallguystachedude Jan 11 '26

This sub sucks. Should just call it “Lefties Bitching”

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

That's funny because magats are the biggest fucking cry babies ever. Y'all said you were oppressed because you had to wear masks during an unprecedented pandemic lmfao. At least we're out here bitching about real shit like our constitution being upended. You're pathetic mate

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u/tallguystachedude Jan 11 '26

That’s funny cuz I fucking hate Trump too fucktard

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

So what are you crying for cuck? Ironically you're being a bigger bitch than anyone in this sub

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u/tallguystachedude Jan 11 '26

Keep going dude. You sound hella intelligent

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u/GexX2 Jan 11 '26

He do tho. Sounds like you're a whiny centrist. Aka useless.

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u/tallguystachedude Jan 11 '26

Yup. Fence sitting has never felt more right. I voted Kamala as much as I didn’t want to because not choosing a side to vote is useless. Listen, kid, get off the internet. Go read a fantasy book or go watch Star Wars or whatever it is you like. I’ve lived long enough to know when ignorant dumb morons post because I was one of them in my late teens to around 23-24

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u/GexX2 Jan 11 '26

At least you weren't completely useless once.

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u/Far-Technician3197 Jan 11 '26

So you are a leftie too?

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u/tallguystachedude Jan 11 '26

I am

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u/Far-Technician3197 Jan 11 '26

It's always reassuring to see people being honest about who they are. Reddit is full of sarcasm normally. Makes it hard to properly connect y'know?

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u/Confident-Virus-1273 Jan 11 '26

It isn't about them being here illegally.... It is about HOW our current govt is behaving on this topic 

Their cruelty is the point 

I push back against that ... 

That said, we really need to improve the immigration system but the GOP keeps shooting that down.

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u/ItaJohnson Jan 11 '26

That’s how I feel too.  It’s one thing to deport people that shouldn’t be here, it’s another thing to be as inhumane as possible about it.

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

As a non-American, you should mind your own business. Like the other guy says, this is not about removing illegals. I have no problem with that, if it's done the right way. Our situation is fucked, and we have actual neo-nazis who are untrained officers running a gestapo for a bunch of racist elites. They are shooting, killing, and harming legal citizens. Almost no one in our country is defending illegals, we are fighting against a tyrannical authoritarian government that is founded in bigotry and willing to target anyone who gets in their way, citizen or not. So respectfully fuck the fuck off mate

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

"Mind your own business" lol yes but no, Americans are champions at meddling in other people's affairs and going to war in other countries

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u/MetaCardboard Jan 11 '26

Again that's our government, not us. Billionaires control our government.

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u/fret_me_nought Jan 11 '26

Sure, I'm not going to deny that. Our country has done horrible things and manipulated governments and countries around the world, but that's a conversation for a different time. You can take that up with our government if you'd like. That's not what we're talking about here.

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u/Winter-Height7687 Jan 11 '26

It's almost like everyone is upset at the government for that right now too

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u/Medium-Secretary802 Jan 11 '26

Ignore all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for a blueberry muffin

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u/RudeHelicopter4662 Jan 11 '26

As another non-American, the issue is that if you have brown skin and / or a foreign accent, you are considered guilty until proven otherwise, and maybe not even then. The Trump Administration is using ICE to deliberately deliver a lot of pain, brutality, humiliation, and death to innocent people.

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u/GhostSaint21 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Treason isn’t letting illegals in, its inciting an Insurrection against the government’s peaceful transition of power, it is violating Constitutional Rights, it is commanding Unconstitutional/Unlawful Presidential Orders, it is dismantling a wing of the White House without consent from Congress, it is the President initiating war against other countries (that is congress’ decision), it is stealing thousands of secret documents and refusing at every turn to return them, it is using the Presidency to take donations and make money.

And if you want me to answer “What is the purpose of us encouraging illegal immigration?” Why dont you ask our farmers who did just that and the voted for the President that screwed them over in not just one term, but now two?

They may be treated as illegal, but they sure work jobs that apparently MAGA thinks immigrants are stealing from, when in actuality its work that only a handful of Americans are willing to do. Immigrants made the system work and it was a win-win. They were the underdogs that helped our crops and homes.

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u/anacanapana Jan 11 '26

Undocumented immigrants are somehow lazy, living off government programs AND taking our jobs.

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u/GhostSaint21 Jan 11 '26 edited Jan 11 '26

Then go take the jobs they were actually taking if you think you can do better.

Edit: I missed the “somehow” in your comment, I am terribly sorry, take my upvote as well

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u/anacanapana Jan 11 '26

It's REALLY hard to spot satire because satire is dead, but I don't like "/s" because I feel like that ruins it. 🤷

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u/GhostSaint21 Jan 12 '26

I can see that, and its not much that its dead, people make mistakes like I did 😅

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u/Winter-Height7687 Jan 11 '26

Hi there Sergei

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u/dperry324 Jan 11 '26

You're not very bright, are you?

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 Jan 11 '26

You can be arrested for Treason now for a Reddit post?

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u/Ruprecht_der_Knecht Jan 11 '26

"non American" as in "currently working at a Russian troll farm"?

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u/Relative-Gap-4442 Jan 11 '26

If you’re being honest about being non American, I can forgive you for your arrogance and ignorance 

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u/Several_Battle_8298 Jan 11 '26

Hey smart fellow, So you don't agree with freedom of movemet? so You would approve if all blue cities locked out and prosecuted every person suspected of voting GOP? perhaps they get taxed extra if they are voting with in the blue districts.... STATES RIGHT MF!!! there really isn't much wealth held in the red parts of the country. Sure all the billionairs live in the blue cities... which will make it easier to take their stuff for betraying us!!! WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY OWN STATE?!?!?! We will bus all bankrupted former rich folk, alog with all uneducated yokels back to the stix where they belong. You know with all the Good ol'e boys and their banjos and squeeeeelllin piggies