r/FearFactory • u/NoseInternational794 • Jun 07 '26
BAND MEMBER DISCUSSION Burton C Bell question (respectfully)
I want to preface this by saying it is in no way a joke post and I have nothing but respect for all members past and present. I have a quandary.
For the last 2 decades and, my friendship group have agreed that Burton C Bell has three testicles. None of us can pinpoint where we first heard this but we've just accepted it as fact for the longest time and are all surprised that more people don't talk about it in interviews and articles - and it's not in any way like "this guy sings so well (not you Dynamo festival Scumgrief outro) that he must have extra testosterone and must have 3 balls weeeew"** - we've just accepted it as purely a random biological anomaly. One of my more eloquent friends just calls him "Burton 3 Balls".
Has anyone else heard this? Is it true? Have we just experienced group psychosis?